Share some things that make you smile!
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Watching the Today Show this morning, and during the segment where Al Roker says happy birthday to recent centenarians, one guy's name was "Al Altig," and he's from Ogallala, Nebraska. Gee, thanks, mom and dad; we couldn't move away from all the additional L's and A's before giving me an alliterative joke for a name?
Surely that's only an issue when the author has croaked or is unwilling to talk about the work?
Also, on an unrelated note but to the same end -
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Tim Cook says employees who leak memos do not belong at Apple, according to leaked memo
The company has historically gone to great lengths to track down workers
Can't wait for this to get voted into existence, making life easier and pissing off Apple in one go, a win win.Also, on an unrelated note but to the same end -
Tim Cook says employees who leak memos do not belong at Apple, according to leaked memo
The company has historically gone to great lengths to track down workerswww.theverge.com
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EU proposes mandatory USB-C on all devices, including iPhones
It could have a big impact on Apple.
*Insert sexy time music* -
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Nah, I think the humans got quite the kick out of it from the sounds of it.
Gorillas Perform Oral Sex at Bronx Zoo, Humans Horrified
When Simon and Garfunkel sang that it's all happening at the zoo ... they weren't kidding, because 2 gorillas got busy in front of a throng of onlookers.
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Nah, I think the humans got quite the kick out of it from the sounds of it.
This dude needs to be a zoology teacher. What student wouldn't want to learn this way?
First, the set-up. My girlfriend wouldn't hurt a fly and doesn't appreciate dark humor, both to an excruciatingly painful degree given my ruthlessly dark sense of humor. We're watching the Indy Car Race in Long Beach, California which featured the RMS Queen Mary, an ocean liner which we saw on the Today show several days ago; they were talking about the millions of dollars of tax payers' money necessary to renovate it versus just taking it out to sea and sinking it.
Me: "That ship is huge!"
Her: "Yeah, they should just sink it. Spend the money on the city and for the homeless."
Me: "They could put the homeless on that big-ass ship. Free rent."
Her: "And then sink it."
I laughed for a solid 2 minutes. That statement is completely uncharacteristic of her; her comedic timing was perfect; it was priceless. She proceeded to apologize for saying it, but I won't let her live it down. EVER. She said it, and it was hilarious; I hope I'm rubbing off on her.
Me: "That ship is huge!"
Her: "Yeah, they should just sink it. Spend the money on the city and for the homeless."
Me: "They could put the homeless on that big-ass ship. Free rent."
Her: "And then sink it."
I laughed for a solid 2 minutes. That statement is completely uncharacteristic of her; her comedic timing was perfect; it was priceless. She proceeded to apologize for saying it, but I won't let her live it down. EVER. She said it, and it was hilarious; I hope I'm rubbing off on her.