Share your first world problems

[Fluffythepoo]

My desk cant fit my third monitor OR my laptop, so im reduced to just 2 monitors.. my only consolation is that at least theres room for my tablet
also we only has cheddar cheese for superbowl nachos so now the bottom of the pan will be all greasy

 

[Easton Dark]

I can't hold enough sandwiches to bring them back to fill my mini fridge

And the salads I bring back are just a *little* too large for the door to close comfortably :l

 

[TheLion]

I ordered a soda to go with my pizza, but they forgot my soda and I'm still waiting : (

 

[Gavmando]

I cant decide whether to buy a house or build one.

I cant decide whether to buy a new 4wd ute or a little hatchback for my girlfriend.

I have to catch the train to work today because my girlfriend needed to borrow the car so she could go see a nutritionalist and pick up an order of organic food in Sydney. I also get free travel on public transport.

I'm still looking for someone to take care of my cats for a week as we are going on a cruise in a few days to New Caledonia.

 

[Fasckira]

Im a drunk hockey lover who has to be up for work in 5 hours but all Im getting on every social media channel atm is fricking Superbowl. That's a pretty big 1st world problem right there for you!

 

[Idlemessiah]

Having dreadlocks makes my head to big too wear stylish hats.

Also eating at my desk gets crumbs everywhere and that air-in-a-can spray only moves it around.

 

[V da Mighty Taco]

Here's a hint: It involves a unicorn. Some of you will know exactly what I am talking about just from those four words, though I'd prefer not to spread the panic any further (hence the vagueness of my post) due to how a handful of people who also have a problem with it have went full-on balls-to-the-wall panic mode over this and made the rest of us look insane.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

My computer is too fast, I never see loading screen tips

 

[Creator002]

My job is boring and sucks up all my free time, but if I don't work, there's no money so I can't do anything in my free time.
Oh, why is life so cruel?!

Here's a hint: It involves a unicorn. Some of you will know exactly what I am talking about just from those four words, though I'd prefer not to spread the panic any further (hence the vagueness of my post) due to how a handful of people who also have a problem with it have went full-on balls-to-the-wall panic mode over this and made the rest of us look insane.

Ooh, ooh. I know what that's about. I bought alcohol to cope with that later in the week.

 

[Evil Smurf]

my mobile provider (Vodafone) is killing me for using up my mobile data.

 

[TheKruzdawg]

Every time I watch a DVD on my Xbox 360, I have to take out the HDMI cable and reinsert it so the screen stops being pink.

 

[Bashful Reaper]

My Gulfstream G650 had to wait on the tarmac an extra 15minutes because some Red Cross transport plane had to rush ahead delivering medicine to some sick country. It made my 1948 Cheval Blanc a little dry to be honest; it did not pair well with my Almas Caviar. Really threw off my day, and made me late for my meeting with the realtor regarding purchasing Nanuku Levu Island. Man, life is really tough sometimes.

I've never tried it, but apparently the 1948 Cheval Blanc is the most tannic and acidic vintage. So it wouldn't have been the extra 15 minutes... I know you were joking, but that is actually true. I work at a wine merchants BTW. Speaking of which: Wine tastings where there are far too many wines to taste sound like a real first world problem, but if there are too many, it is not a pleasant experience. At least the next day it isn't.

 

[lechat]

whenever i go for a walk nice old ladies keep stopping me to have a chat. i can't keep my heartrate up and my dog gets bored waiting around.
seriously:

 

[lithiumvocals]

I bought the Knights of the Old Republic collection, but it refuses to install and run on my computer. FML.

 

[Mcupobob]

My car doesn't come with one of those clicker things. I have to use my keys to lock/open my doors like some kind of animal.

 

[someguyfromhell666]

I live in a university residence, in a single room, and about half of all nights, people are constantly rowdy and yelling and I can't sleep.

 

[Olas]

There aren't any good movies on Netflix except the few I've already seen.

 

[tippy2k2]

OT: My mustache is to long and I tend gnaw on it subconsciously but i can't be bothered to trim it

HA! I just shaved my goatee off because of that very reason! It looked terribly unprofessional of me at my office while chewing on my mustache and I just couldn't stop!

Also, a new first world problem!

http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2012/story/_/id/8911864/2013-super-bowl-power-outage-stops-game-super-bowl-xlvii

I used up thirty-four minutes of my life watching a black out. I was hoping to get home to play some video games but because of that delay, the game ended too late and now I have to go to bed. Honestly, there is no way someone has a worst life than I do...

 

[MercurySteam]

Want to build a new gaming PC this year but rumour has it that the Kepler 7xx series won't be out till Q4 of this year, while I want to start building it in August.

 

[Happiness Assassin]

My honey barbecue wings aren't sweet enough?

WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!?! LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING!