Shipment of Stonking Great Tits Goes Missing

[LesIsMore]

I hope someone's sailing on a mammary raft somewhere.

As long as it doesn't go tits up. Then they'd have to do the breast-stroke.

... I crave your power. I didn't even go into this with the intention of making a pun about it. I feel like such a boob.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Shipping containers full of stuff go overboard all the time. Here in the Pacific Northwest, we'll get these periodic wash-ups of inexplicable stuff. The last time I went to the beach, it was covered with little pastel plastic squeeze-bottles. The next big storm, I should go beach-combing for boobies. If they haven't washed up already, Ralph might want to go looking for them here. [http://science.howstuffworks.com/great-pacific-garbage-patch.htm]

Not exactly thread related, but if we are talking about strange stuff that washes on shore. Near where I used to live, drugs would wash up regularly. All sorts of drugs... It was kind of scary knowing you could go down a beach and find gang members looking for pot on the beach.

 

[heliosa]

My guess?

Yahtzee is trying to fullfill his fantasy .as prophecized in his Saints Row 2 review which he likened to "Wrestling an excitable dog in a pool full of disembodied breasts."

This is probably the closest he'll ever get.

You just won the thread sir. And does this seem weird to anyone else? Like kinda strange and almost a stunt?

 

[calelogan]

This has got to be hilarious!

 

[LesIsMore]

My guess?

Yahtzee is trying to fullfill his fantasy .as prophecized in his Saints Row 2 review which he likened to "Wrestling an excitable dog in a pool full of disembodied breasts."

This is probably the closest he'll ever get.

He warned us not to think too much about that simile, and I can see why - it leads to terrible puns.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

My guess?

Yahtzee is trying to fullfill his fantasy .as prophecized in his Saints Row 2 review which he likened to "Wrestling an excitable dog in a pool full of disembodied breasts."

This is probably the closest he'll ever get.

He warned us not to think too much about that simile, and I can see why - it leads to terrible puns.

But WHY didn't he want us to think about that? Maybe he was trying to misdirect us so he could continue on with his breast nabery. Now we just need to watch and wait, soon excitable dogs will go missing and then THEN he will enact his plan to transform all the world into a giant ball pit of breasts full of excitable dogs!

MADNESS!

 

[Jamash]

I like to think that there's a Somalian coastal village where all the buildings have new roofs made out of fake tits, people are eating out of fake tit bowls & collecting water with them, and children are running around with them on their heads as hats...

Or maybe it's the precursor to a much bigger operation where the pirates are going to disguise themselves as women. If a shipment of wigs & dresses also goes missing, then everyone should be very wary of any groups of fugly black women in boats.

 

[Danny Ocean]

It's the space cowboys. -->

 

[LesIsMore]

My guess?

Yahtzee is trying to fullfill his fantasy .as prophecized in his Saints Row 2 review which he likened to "Wrestling an excitable dog in a pool full of disembodied breasts."

This is probably the closest he'll ever get.

He warned us not to think too much about that simile, and I can see why - it leads to terrible puns.

But WHY didn't he want us to think about that? Maybe he was trying to misdirect us so he could continue on with his breast nabery. Now we just need to watch and wait, soon excitable dogs will go missing and then THEN he will enact his plan to transform all the world into a giant ball pit of breasts full of excitable dogs!

MADNESS!

... Yeah, actually, I think that's probably a better explanation for why we shouldn't think too much about it.