Shit you instantly forget

[runedeadthA]

I always forget what I've written in comments and stuff online, and whenever I see a thingy telling me someones replied to me I think "Oh Crap, hope it isn't because I wrote something stupid".

Also I don't know where my watch is, I lose things alot :/

 

[Marowit]

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The thing I've found works for me is to muck around with their last/first name and make a ridiculous vignette.


Some times it works, well most the time it works, but sometimes it leaves me chortling after having just met someone...which generally leads to pretty uncomfortable situation as they think I'm laughing at them. lulz

 

[Hatchet90]

Every episode of Extra Credits, ever.

 

[thylasos]

I've taught myself quadratic equations like four times since I left school, and I always forget it in a day or two... I'm not sure why I'm so bent on having it available, it's never been of any use.

 

[mega48man]

i dunno, i forgot what it was

something about weed, no that wasn't it, or was it? fuck

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Yes, every other minute.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Characters in books and names.

This quite hilarious for my friends when I try to describe a book and the main character is "that guy... you know the one whose name began with a T."

It takes me ages to remember names, so many times I don't bother if its a one time meeting like a party. I'm kinda scared how good I have gotten at holding a conversation without using a person's name.

 

[ragecandybar]

Hang on, I forgot what this thread was about, I'll be back in a sec with an edit of this post.

 

[imnot]

I've taught myself quadratic equations like four times since I left school, and I always forget it in a day or two... I'm not sure why I'm so bent on having it available, it's never been of any use.

I have the same problem, only im doing then in my next gcse :L

 

[newwiseman]

Once I asked a hot chick for her name in a very quite room but when she told me I heard it and then instantly forgot it because I was staring at her very sheer top.., covering her invisible bra.., supporting her very ample breasts...

I'm sorry, what was the question? I was remembering something and completely forgot.

 

[Ultress]

I tend to forget doing small tasks, which leads me to wonder how my oatmeal creme pies ended up in the fridge or forget test answers right after I take them. It's seem to have gotten worse now that I live on my own.

 

[Phoenix14]

Everything I learned in physics last semester...

 

[MrShadowzs]

When i type a really long paragraph, or even a short one i forget what i already said and then try and say it again

 

[rokkolpo]

When someone tells me something that they've introduced as being "Very important". I usually forget that rather quickly.

Always, but when someone says that you can forget this right away it actually does pique interest.

OT: I always forget names, I'm sorry.....you.
Also everything I learn in Economy.

 

[X4NDR]

this always happens to me when looking for a song/album. i would have all these songs and bands in my head all day and i would instantly forget ALL of them when im on itunes. its really annoying.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I always look at my phone to see what time it is, and then forget before it's back in my pocket.

 

[Aijou]

I have a tendancy to open up new tabs to check something, get distracted by another tab, and forget why I opened the new tab to begin with.

I also often head for the kitchen and find myself in the bathroom wondering why and how I got there.

 

[Sneeze]

*Go into kitchen*
*Stop*
"Wait why did I come in here?"
*Shrug*
*Leave*
-One hour later-
"Strange, why am I so hungry?"

 

[The X Magus X Hunter]

Usually when I have something important on my mind, or something that I gotta do right away I instantly forget.

 

[olfelix]

You know that scene in every action movie where the hero gets information/coordinates/directions/formula/recipe/combination that'll save the entire universe... no matter how much I try, I can never remember. I'd be a terrible hero.