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So escapist, got any cool moves you want to show off? If you take some sort of martial art of acrobatics, whats the coolest thing you can do?

The flashiest thing I can do is a flash kick (Like Guile from Street Fighter) except I don't charge down for 2 seconds. And I think anyone can do backflip off a wall, just need the courage to do it.

For those who aren't as awesome as me, here are a few guides to help you.

The falcon punch is much like a Shoryuken, except not an uppercut. Your energy is channeled out your arm into a fiery bird, so this will be sure to impress the ladies.

1. First, stand with your legs shoulder width apart.
2. Bring your right knee back and your left knee forward. Bring your right arm back and your left forward, keep your left palm open and your right closed. If you're left handed reverse this step.
3. You should be nearly on one knee, but not quite. At this point you're charging your energy for the punch. Let out a "Falcooonnn...." but don't scream it. You want to save energy for the punch.
4. Shoot your punching arm forward while bringing your whole back into it, your other arm should shoot back. Scream "PAWNCH!" and if you did it right, a flaming falcon should appear to burn your enemies.

The Hadouken is a useful tool to fight enemies with, but it takes a lot of practice. This should not be used against friends.

1. The stating pose should be you slightly crouching with your arms at your belly as if holding a basketball. (You can vary the width of the Hadouken by altering this imaginary basketball.) Your right leg should be forward while your left is back (again- reverse if left handed)
2. Scream "HADOUKEN". But right when you say HA, you should be bringing your arms forward with all your might, at the DOUKEN part the ball of energy should leave your hand. Take note of its color, it tells a lot about you.
3. If you leave your arms outstretched, you can slightly curve the path of the blast, but this is for advanced users only.
4. Keep practicing and you can do a one handed hadouken!
 

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I can sit on my ass for days at a time,
[small]shoveitunderflip to fs boardslide and some other things if skateboarding can count as a move.[/small]
 

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I used to have a guitar cover of Hanger 18 on youtube but it got taken down for copyright infringement :(
I also do martial arts and while I'm a black belt at tai-kwan-doe, not all martial arts are about spins and flips, it's a lot more boring.
 

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Long ago I mastered the ching-ching style, ching-ching being the sound the slide makes when I chamber a round.
 

Davey Woo

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Me and my cousin (He's 10 and thus easily amused) invented the "Zig zag" which involves dancing for 5 seconds like an idiot.
 

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Alpha Reaper757 said:
I can do some Capoeira, you know when I'm not falling on my face while I do it.

Cool avatar. Is that Vegeta?

OT: I can do a little karate. Not much.
 

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Oh, I thought it said movies. I had my youtube/IMDb links at the ready.
Now I'm disappointed.

As for moves, the only fighting training I did was 3 months of Tae-kwon-do.
So..............yeah.
 

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I can jump in the air and lock someone in a triangle choke as they are falling down, and I know a multitude of standard submission maneuvers. That's it, really.
 

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DuplicateValue said:
Oh, I thought it said movies. I had my youtube/IMDb links at the ready.
Now I'm disappointed.

As for moves, the only fighting training I did was 3 months of Tae-kwon-do.
So..............yeah.
Odd, I thought it said movies as well. I also did 3 months of Tae Kwon Do/Hand Foot Way.
 

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Jaranja said:
DuplicateValue said:
Oh, I thought it said movies. I had my youtube/IMDb links at the ready.
Now I'm disappointed.

As for moves, the only fighting training I did was 3 months of Tae-kwon-do.
So..............yeah.
Odd, I thought it said movies as well. I also did 3 months of Tae Kwon Do/Hand Foot Way.
Ooh, spooky. :p

Why did you quit?
I thought it was moving too slowly, learning the same thing every lesson.
Plus I'm lazy.
 

Jaranja

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DuplicateValue said:
Jaranja said:
DuplicateValue said:
Oh, I thought it said movies. I had my youtube/IMDb links at the ready.
Now I'm disappointed.

As for moves, the only fighting training I did was 3 months of Tae-kwon-do.
So..............yeah.
Odd, I thought it said movies as well. I also did 3 months of Tae Kwon Do/Hand Foot Way.
Ooh, spooky. :p

Why did you quit?
I thought it was moving too slowly, learning the same thing every lesson.
Plus I'm lazy.
Exactly the same reasons.
And the people I was doing it with were pricks.
 

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The Orange Band Evasion.


A forum based tactic revolving around being the least arguementative person with impossibly neutral and reasonable arguements.

Words like 'might be' 'perhaps' or 'some people think..' help loads.