Show me yo MOVES!

[DuplicateValue]

Oh, I thought it said movies. I had my youtube/IMDb links at the ready.
Now I'm disappointed.

As for moves, the only fighting training I did was 3 months of Tae-kwon-do.
So..............yeah.

Odd, I thought it said movies as well. I also did 3 months of Tae Kwon Do/Hand Foot Way.

Ooh, spooky.

Why did you quit?
I thought it was moving too slowly, learning the same thing every lesson.
Plus I'm lazy.

Exactly the same reasons.
And the people I was doing it with were pricks.

That's why I quit keyboard. The teacher kept shouting at me.
[sub]Though it was probably my fault for not practising...[/sub]

 

[NoNameMcgee]

I *****-slap like a mofo.

 

[mrx19869]

I can type

 

[RanD00M]

I know some takedowns from my traditional wrestling day.

Step 1.Grab persons pants around the waist.
Step 2.Make your right or left leg into a hook like shape.
Step 3.Put your leg behind you opponents corresponding leg,while your leg is still in a hook angle.
Step 4.Turn opponent to your right or left.Depending on which leg you used.
Step 5.Loose grip or pants and down he/she goes.

If done right it should work like a charm.And he/she should fall down hard enough to make them hurt.

<spoiler=The takedown at the 0:11 second mark is roughly what i´m talking about><youtube=BcGtYQ9QkLs>

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I can nerd rage and almost break my friends nose w/ a steel chair, while we're doing improvs.

 

[Trivun]

I have weapons training, through my old school no less (and it's in the UK, bizarrely), in pistols, air rifles, regular rifles, and semi-automatic military issue rifles (the L-98 to be exact, as used by the UK Armed Forces). I'm not a bad aim at long distance shooting, and I also have skills with a crossbow (due to the pistol experience, though I haven't fired a crossbow myself). I know how to use a musket (thank you, National Trust!) and I also have moderate experience with a bow and arrow. To top it off, I'm an extremely dirty fighter in hand-to-hand combat. Though I'm not physically strong, I am fast, and know where to hit you so it hurts. And I recognise absolutely no rules in fighting one-on-one. So yeah.

Don't mess with me. Screw the bloody Marquis of Fantailler...

 

[Zeromaeus]

So escapist, got any cool moves you want to show off? If you take some sort of martial art of acrobatics, whats the coolest thing you can do?

The flashiest thing I can do is a flash kick (Like Guile from Street Fighter) except I don't charge down for 2 seconds. And I think anyone can do backflip off a wall, just need the courage to do it.

For those who aren't as awesome as me, here are a few guides to help you.

Spoiler: The Hadouken

The Hadouken is a useful tool to fight enemies with, but it takes a lot of practice. This should not be used against friends.

1. The stating pose should be you slightly crouching with your arms at your belly as if holding a basketball. (You can vary the width of the Hadouken by altering this imaginary basketball.) Your right leg should be forward while your left is back (again- reverse if left handed)
2. Scream "HADOUKEN". But right when you say HA, you should be bringing your arms forward with all your might, at the DOUKEN part the ball of energy should leave your hand. Take note of its color, it tells a lot about you.
3. If you leave your arms outstretched, you can slightly curve the path of the blast, but this is for advanced users only.
4. Keep practicing and you can do a one handed hadouken!

I tried this a few times, and I was even able to narrow it down to kind of swinging motion with just one of my arms. The only problem is that when I throw the fireball it kind poofs out a foot or so from my hand. I think I might be pronouncing it wrong. It is Gadouken right?

 

[Deleted]

So escapist, got any cool moves you want to show off? If you take some sort of martial art of acrobatics, whats the coolest thing you can do?

The flashiest thing I can do is a flash kick (Like Guile from Street Fighter) except I don't charge down for 2 seconds. And I think anyone can do backflip off a wall, just need the courage to do it.

For those who aren't as awesome as me, here are a few guides to help you.

Spoiler: The Hadouken

The Hadouken is a useful tool to fight enemies with, but it takes a lot of practice. This should not be used against friends.

1. The stating pose should be you slightly crouching with your arms at your belly as if holding a basketball. (You can vary the width of the Hadouken by altering this imaginary basketball.) Your right leg should be forward while your left is back (again- reverse if left handed)
2. Scream "HADOUKEN". But right when you say HA, you should be bringing your arms forward with all your might, at the DOUKEN part the ball of energy should leave your hand. Take note of its color, it tells a lot about you.
3. If you leave your arms outstretched, you can slightly curve the path of the blast, but this is for advanced users only.
4. Keep practicing and you can do a one handed hadouken!

I tried this a few times, and I was even able to narrow it down to kind of swinging motion with just one of my arms. The only problem is that when I throw the fireball it kind poofs out a foot or so from my hand. I think I might be pronouncing it wrong. It is Gadouken right?

The Saikyo path is different from Hado, but the main idea of the energy blast is the same. You are doing it right, young student.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I can juggle snowballs. Check me out.

 

[ribonuge]

I can do a spinning piledriver.
I can do this on wednesdays aswell

 

[Lt. Dragunov]

I can do some Capoeira, you know when I'm not falling on my face while I do it.

Cool avatar. Is that Vegeta?

OT: I can do a little karate. Not much.

Yup thats Vegeta alright showin us his moves =p

 

[dududf]

Ever heard of the Oxen Kick?

Yeah.

I made it.

I essentially kick you.

But with an Awesome name.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I can say I can do a backflip and say I can't be bothered doing one now.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Beware my archery skills!

...is what I would say if I actually had equipment and practice outside of Boy Scout Camp.

 

[zen5887]

So escapist, got any cool moves you want to show off? If you take some sort of martial art of acrobatics, whats the coolest thing you can do?

The flashiest thing I can do is a flash kick (Like Guile from Street Fighter) except I don't charge down for 2 seconds. And I think anyone can do backflip off a wall, just need the courage to do it.

Citation needed.

I used to be into Tricking but I was too young (and far far to unfit) to get anything out of it. I can (or at least used to) do some kinda cool kicks, I did Taekwon do for about 5 years. I also know some neat takedowns and I'm getting better at the Armbar, Kimura, rear naked choke and Anaconda vice. Still can't get the triangle though =(

 

[Azure-Supernova]

I can sleep for only 8 hours a week, is that a special move?

 

[coldshadow]

My friends know me for my "ninja kick" as they call it.