Show me your creativity

[TheDean]

You fail more than Mussolini

 

[Iron Mal]

'Oh yeah? Well last night I abducted your mother and sold her to the Japanese Yakuza to appear in black market bondage films featuring fire ants and a Great Dane.

I got a pretty good deal for her at £5.'

I genuinely used this on someone at college once (a rugby player if I remember correctly), he was absolutely lost for words afterwards.

 

[deewank]

"I would take the time to mock you, however there aren't any words in the English language to properly describe your atrocities without making a severe understatement. I think that in years to come, people will use your surname as one of the worst insults imaginable, one that makes children cry and milk curdle."

Oh look heres another one, there all comin out of the wood works today.

Oh and if your not talking about me then disregard the above statement

EDIT: sry about double post

I'm just playing along, it's not directed at you.

I am playing as well, Same with the other guy

 

[deewank]

kabal

dammit did it again

 

[CuddlyCombine]

This shows the maturity of the average forum member.

No, really, that's the most creative insult I can think of.

 

[Segadroid]

Dude, what's wrong?

 

[deewank]

This shows the maturity of the average forum member.

No, really, that's the most creative insult I can think of.

pretty good

Dude, what's wrong?

Im not sure

 

[Captain Blackout]

I wouldn't fuck you with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

 

[deewank]

"I would take the time to mock you, however there aren't any words in the English language to properly describe your atrocities without making a severe understatement. I think that in years to come, people will use your surname as one of the worst insults imaginable, one that makes children cry and milk curdle."

Oh look heres another one, there all comin out of the wood works today.

Oh and if your not talking about me then disregard the above statement


EDIT: sry about double post

Seriously? Did you get offended by his insult? I thought this thread was for insults?! Lol

No just playin around you chicken rapist LOL

 

[Lord George]

Wait here as I have to construct a new language dedicated to the sole purpose of insulting you, your that bad.

 

[Captain Blackout]

I'd sooner bareback Courtney Love than fuck you with a ten foot pole.

 

[deewank]

I'd sooner bareback Courtney Love than fuck you with a ten foot pole.

Anotha zinnga

 

[Zacharine]

"You fail so baldy that you're even beginning to affect my brains cells. You've already managed to kill my enthusiasm, so I can't be bothered enough to mock you. Really, just go somewhere else and die before you eat away at my Awesome and bring me closer to your level of ineptitude."

 

[deewank]

Ive just been inspired. You all can go dig a hole and die in it, afterwards ill go find each of those holes and piss on your dead corpse and then dump fire ants all over it to disgrace your body but before that ill send them to Jeffery Dommer in hell to disgrace your dead corpse even more

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Yontoryuu...

Ten cookies and some delicious mini Oreos for the reference. :3

 

[Cpt. Red]

I'm going to rip you open like an apple in a cage...

 

[deewank]

I'm going to rip you open like an apple in a cage...

? im confused

 

[Cpt. Red]

I'm going to rip you open like an apple in a cage...

? im confused

Then try to imagine my confusion when I said it for the first time...

 

[spiggy]

I would come up with my own, but it will never come close to this: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/1051162624.html

 

[EeveeElectro]

how about go suck a monkeys dick you cock gobbling cum sucking donkey fucker

You sound like a 14 year old on XBox Live.
Or an e-thug who tries to look cool by shoving every insult into a word.