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Guitar Gamer

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why don't you jump into a lit fireplace to do the one helpful thing in your life you ever did you friggin FAILED ABORTION!! : )
 

Twilight_guy

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I'm going to tear off you head and shove it so far up your ass that It'll be back where it was!

I'm not very good, insulting people isn't something I normally do.
 

Gizmo

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I hope you get shot in the foot and bleed in the rain in a ditch for several brutal hours before your eaten by a pack of wolves/other animals.
 

sky14kemea

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i hope you fall down the stairs and break all the bones in your body and die, and then when your in Hell you burn in the fiery pits of Hell, writhing in agony as the flames eat away at your flesh, and then ravens pick at your burning corpse and then shit on top of you when they're done!

[small]*deep breath*[/small]

damn i used to be good at burning in hell rants :( im out of practice

makes a change to the rude ones on this thread though XD
 

TheFacelessOne

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Your face is so ugly, mirrors break themselves. If they can't find a way to, they ask you to go find a hammer and hit them.
 

levelone

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"I dislike you so much this is going on my blog!" I swar to god someone said this to me, and I still can't stop laughing.
 

Radeonx

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Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

Good enough, if I do say so myself.
 

Sindaine

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The French have a pretty good one.

'Your face makes me proud of my ass while I'm shitting.'
 

sky14kemea

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Radeonx said:
Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

Good enough, if I do say so myself.
if thats from Monty Python isnt it "your mother was a hamster"?

if not, kudos, i like it! =D
 

Neonbob

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sky14kemea said:
i hope you fall down the stairs and break all the bones in your body and die, and then when your in Hell you burn in the fiery pits of Hell, writhing in agony as the flames eat away at your flesh, and then ravens pick at your burning corpse and then shit on top of you when they're done!

[small]*deep breath*[/small]

damn i used to be good at burning in hell rants :( im out of practice

makes a change to the rude ones on this thread though XD
Hows about...
You are a godforsaken waste of flesh that spews shit, whose sole reason for existence is to show just how far a person can go before an automatic banishment to the lowest circle of hell, where you get your just punishments of daily ass rapes with ignited razor blades and career dog rapists.
*Whew*
Haven't done one of those in a while. Felt pretty good.
 

Nmil-ek

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You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime