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Your girlfriend is so ugly it looks like someone lit her face on fire and put it out with a wet chain!
I have an insult that isn't verbal.
My brother has this friend named Jaccob, see? Now this kid is a total wiener, but my brother refuses to accept this fact. Well, just to piss my brother off, my dad took a hot dog and two popsicle sticks. He used the popsicle sticks as arms and legs for the hot dog, then put it outside on the doorstep. Then he yelled to my brother, saying Jaccob was at the door. Well, my brother got to the door and looked around, confused, until he saw the hot dog. I'll treasure that moment forever.
My brother has this friend named Jaccob, see? Now this kid is a total wiener, but my brother refuses to accept this fact. Well, just to piss my brother off, my dad took a hot dog and two popsicle sticks. He used the popsicle sticks as arms and legs for the hot dog, then put it outside on the doorstep. Then he yelled to my brother, saying Jaccob was at the door. Well, my brother got to the door and looked around, confused, until he saw the hot dog. I'll treasure that moment forever.
You win the prize!Higurashi said:
Just as well you wanted fruit, I ate all the Oreos. ^_^
*Glomps*
I know this is about originality, but I have to quote the competition judge from Billy Madison:
"Mr Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"
"A simple wrong would have been just fine, but...."
"Mr Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"
"A simple wrong would have been just fine, but...."
I say this to particularly stuck up people(altough admittedly I'm a little stuck up)...
"Your stuck so far up your own ass, your in danger of choking on the back of your own teeth!"
And here something I used on an asshole on one of my threads that called me a closed minded retard and tried to lecture me on being tolerant of peoples opinions and variations of musical taste because of my veiws on current musical trends(I hate'em)...
"Evidently I don't need to ridicule the taste of the peoples music since most of the people who responded have pretty good or at the very least not bad taste in music. And if you want to talk about a varied musical taste, I'll switch back and forth from Elton John to Metallica, Stevie Ray Vaughn to Daft Punk, Frank Sinatra to J-Rock... ect. And I agree that not all ScreamO is angry but it is talentless. Screaming is acceptable in songs but just keep it limited to a few verses, the more you shout the more apparent your inability to vocalize becomes. Go ahead and find any random person to sing your favorite screamer song the play it back to yourself and try to say with a straight face that it doesn't sound like the original. As for emo music not being depressing I also agree, Its also REPETITVE, GENERIC, and BORING! Its metal for boys who wish they were girls and either deals with getting dumped, not having the testicular fortitude to ask the person who will dump you or talking about what you would do if you were dumped if the lack of the earlier aforementioned lack of sub-waist line fortification didn't have a playing role in the act. And to close this rant; As for opinions the thing about them is the only opinion you should care about is your own and if you don't like mine the close the browser and jack off to some Hawthorne Heights."
That shut'm up. Ba-Zing!
"Your stuck so far up your own ass, your in danger of choking on the back of your own teeth!"
And here something I used on an asshole on one of my threads that called me a closed minded retard and tried to lecture me on being tolerant of peoples opinions and variations of musical taste because of my veiws on current musical trends(I hate'em)...
"Evidently I don't need to ridicule the taste of the peoples music since most of the people who responded have pretty good or at the very least not bad taste in music. And if you want to talk about a varied musical taste, I'll switch back and forth from Elton John to Metallica, Stevie Ray Vaughn to Daft Punk, Frank Sinatra to J-Rock... ect. And I agree that not all ScreamO is angry but it is talentless. Screaming is acceptable in songs but just keep it limited to a few verses, the more you shout the more apparent your inability to vocalize becomes. Go ahead and find any random person to sing your favorite screamer song the play it back to yourself and try to say with a straight face that it doesn't sound like the original. As for emo music not being depressing I also agree, Its also REPETITVE, GENERIC, and BORING! Its metal for boys who wish they were girls and either deals with getting dumped, not having the testicular fortitude to ask the person who will dump you or talking about what you would do if you were dumped if the lack of the earlier aforementioned lack of sub-waist line fortification didn't have a playing role in the act. And to close this rant; As for opinions the thing about them is the only opinion you should care about is your own and if you don't like mine the close the browser and jack off to some Hawthorne Heights."
That shut'm up. Ba-Zing!
"believe me when I say it's taking all of my tremendous willpower NOT to vomit on you." - A line from a short movie i'm writing for college xD
another one:
"I have a name you know"
"Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't realise, i'm such a bastard, see it must have been overshadowed by the fact that you're MY FUCKING PROPERTY! *****!"
another one:
"I have a name you know"
"Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't realise, i'm such a bastard, see it must have been overshadowed by the fact that you're MY FUCKING PROPERTY! *****!"
Okay here's one:
I have friend who shall remain anonymous and he has this girlfirend and he told me and another guy about how she and he slept together. However he didn't quite finish before they were interrupted so we mocked him a lot for 'going in the doorway, entering the hall, then leaving without even leaving a parting gift'.
Think about it.
It got better though when later on he left class giving the reason 'I can't be fucked'.
To which I said:
"that's probably the same reason you never finished up with that girl."
Yeah it was mean but we all knew we were just fooling.
I have friend who shall remain anonymous and he has this girlfirend and he told me and another guy about how she and he slept together. However he didn't quite finish before they were interrupted so we mocked him a lot for 'going in the doorway, entering the hall, then leaving without even leaving a parting gift'.
Think about it.
It got better though when later on he left class giving the reason 'I can't be fucked'.
To which I said:
"that's probably the same reason you never finished up with that girl."
Yeah it was mean but we all knew we were just fooling.
