'Shut up!'

[SonicWaffle]

"Assassino!"

'Life expectancy? About five minutes, I'll wager!'

'Isn't that illegal?'

You know what always gets me from that game?

"He must be drunk!"

What the fuck? You think I could leap between buildings, sprint along barely-suspended ropes and quickly scale towers if I were drunk?! I always end up yelling at the screen at that point. I couldn't do any of the stuff Ezio does when I'm sober, let alone if I were shitfaced!

 

[Disaster Button]

I wish I could mute the other player's avatars in Bad Company 2. Every time you get a revenge kill they shout out "DAT WAS FER MAH HOMIE!"
I know they're soldiers but they could at least think up witty one liners.

 

[JoeCool385]

(Wonder if anyone will get this reference)

"WHERE ARE YOU, MARSHAL?"

 

[Cthulu2]

The Cultists from DoW1 are so horribly voiced that it sounded like someone was grating their testicles whenever they spoke. The ones in the sequel have the same lines but are FAR better sounding.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Oblivion by far.

NPC 1: "Hello"
NPC 2: "Good Day"
NPC 1: "Bye"
NPC 2: "Farewell"

or

NPC 1: "Good day!"
NPC 2: "Stop talking."

 

[Kurokasumi]

She's not an NPC, per say, but omg Sarah from Star Ocean. I want to reach in the game and punch her every time she says ANYTHING.

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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPP

This, a million times this.

I'd also add Meracle and Lymle as well.

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Skip to about 7mins in, continues on the second video, and you'll see possibly one of the most ear grating scenes.

Uhg... Star ocean 4, so much potential wasted. "Hay gaiz! Lets make the main protaganist a whiny little emo for the next 10 hours of the game! That's not going to piss of the gamers or anything!"
On topic, can't think of anything specific, but pretty much just that one female in every JRPG that says: Everyone be careful! Don't be Reckless!
Or something similar at the start of a fight.

 

[Spoon E11]

Catch a ride
Get you one

damn you scooter you have the ability to say the most annoying and most funny things in that game.

 

[Stevanchez]

"Assassino!"

'Life expectancy? About five minutes, I'll wager!'

'Isn't that illegal?'

"Has he been drinking?"

Or, my most hated one whenever you kill someone, the random woman that yells "SAVE ME!"

"The Lord is my shepard! The Lord is my sheparrrrrd!"
or
"I'm too beautiful to die!"

I actually like those. I think they're kinda funny.

 

[Fooz]

Anything Hope says in FFXIII. That's pretty much the only time I have actually yelled at someone in a video game to shut up.

Edit: Oh I just remembered:
"There are new missions on the .... bounty board!"
"Hey, check me out everybody! I'm dancin', I'm dancin'!"

haha, stupid claptrap, he is the one npc i have literally hated with a burning passion

 

[shadyh8er]

Resistance 2:"We need heavy artillery!"; "They won't hold still!"; "More of them?!"; "Get a grenade in there!"

Resident Evil 5:"Nice teamwork!"; "Looks like we have to go this way..."; and let's not forget, "Come on!...Come on!...Come on!"

God of War 2:"I must burn in the fires of Olympus! It is the only way! Kill me Kratos, KILL ME!"

God of War 3:"Look out Kratos!"; "Let the RAGE of Sparta FUEL your blades!"

 

[Mr Shrike]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

/wrists

 

[demoman_chaos]

"Fish...... rots quickly."
That was the last words of many MGS3 goons.

(Wonder if anyone will get this reference)

"WHERE ARE YOU, MARSHAL?"

Outlaws, right?

 

[Reaver3]

"Hero your will energy is low, watch that"
"Your health is low. Do you have any potions or food?"

ninja'd

 

[OmegaAlucard777]

The only saying that a NPC has said that pissed me off was in Blood Omen 2. Anyone who has played it should know this cry that makes you happy you killed that guy off.


"PLEASE!.... HELP ME KIND SIR..." (Repeat until you snap and drain him of blood)

Sadly there is no video or audio clip I could find to share with you all how annoying he is.

 

[MetalDooley]

Pretty much everything the Agency guy in Crackdown 1&2 says

"Don't forget to collect agility orbs to increase your agilty skill agent" - My agility is fully maxed out.There's no need to keep telling me this

"Completing road/rooftop races will boost your driving/agility skills agent" - I've completed all the bloody races already

"Stop wasting time agent" - Right so you constantly keep reminding me to collect orbs,complete races etc but when I actually do these things you tell me I'm timewasting...rage building..

 

[supermariner]

Hoota Hoota
Gnaaaarrr, give me some room
want to buy some hydroponic vegetables?
you better stand back mister cos i'm about to slash ... all my prices
Barbo is running as fast as he can!
STATE YOUR BUSINESS
You're killing everyone, don't kill me
You're just a no good killer
who you gonna kill next mister?
i want my home back!

All from the same level of the same game
kudos if you identify it

 

[interspark]

im gonna say what i always say in these kind of situations

"your health is low! do you have any potions? or food?"
"hero your will energy is low, watch that"

and who could forget,

"use your stick"

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU OLD FART!!!!!

 

[Lenny Magic]

"A lost soul has entered your dungeon... Oh it's wondered out again..."- Dungeon Keeper 2 (not a good sign when your in game alert system is causing most people to ignoring Richard Ridings voice)

"I will destroy you!" - Mass Effect

"Hero your will energy is low, watch that"
"Your health is low. Do you have any potions or food?"

Use your stick...

 

[Eifla]

Every single thing the goddamned black market vendor says in Just Cause 2. I can't hit the button to interrupt his cut scenes fast enough.

"Try not to break it now...ah, hell, who am I tryin' to fool?"

They're EXPLOSIVES, you redneck moron. They're SUPPOSED TO BREAK.

I love the way Rico treats him like he would a tiresome child: "Yes Sheldon very funny, yes c'mon on now, gimme the gun gimme the gun, yes funny but I need that assault rifle..."

I feel sorry for Rico, he's 42, done the whole "regime change" about a hundred times and everyone around him is either a moron, a twat or trying to shoot him in the head.

Thanks for flying air Sheldon AHEEHEEEHEEHEHEHEH-(Instant Lobotomy).

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Need I say more?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I had heard stories... But I had never guessed it was that goddamn awful.

OT: The fucking beggars and minstrels from the Assassin's Creed series. Hate them with a passion.