'Shut up!'

[Stryc9]

Silos needed.

The most annoying warning in any RTS game ever. I used to set up entire expansions dedicated to Tiberium\Ore silos just to shut that warning up and even then it still didn't always work. It was such a relief when they got rid of them for Red Alert 2. Still not sure what they were thinking when they put them in C&C 3 though.

 

[kinggamecat]

EVERY LINE OF THE ROBOT FROM BORDERLANDS!

His voice is sodomy of the ears!

Hehe, my girlfriend begs me to put my headphones in any time she hears Claptrap.

EDIT:

Or Jessica Chobot, for that matter.

She really hates Chobot. Can't imagine why [pervs at Chobot]

LOL Nice XD

 

[RandallJohn]

I always played Shantotto in Dissidia, and when fighting my friends, I would often use Bind. Unfortunately, that meant hearing the voice actress every freaking time I used the spell.

"Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? "

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

"hey listen! hey hey listen! listen! hey!" SHUT THE FUCK UP NAVI!!!!!

 

[Sacul]

"I can't die! I'm beautiful!" For some reason that always makes me want to rush after them and assassinate them >.>

Yeah, that makes me want to kill them too

Or any time the minstrels open their mouths... I felt guilty for killing them though so now I just walk into them and they drop their instruments.

Also:

'What lovely tight pants!'

Yeah I usually don't mind the minstrels (even though they ignore EVERYONE else and go after you when you're tailing a Templar) but when three of them are on you at once you learn to enjoy the chances you get to make them suffer. Like running into them so they drop their instrument as you said, just beating them up until they are on the ground, and my favorite is to steal from them. Actually now that I think about it, I should steal their money THEN throw money on the ground.

The pants comment though makes me not want to climb anymore...

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

I'll see your New Vegas and raise "every N64/PS1 era game with an announcer"

I'm in for every wrestling game from that era on both systems. "To the mid-section!" (wherever the hell that is.) "He's just gone berzerk!", "He has just snatched defeat from the jaws of victory..."

Ugh... I need ice cream now.

 

[Kargathia]

Male draenei combat sounds.

Nuff said.

 

[timeadept]

"Assassino!"

'Life expectancy? About five minutes, I'll wager!'

'Isn't that illegal?'

"Has he been drinking?"

Or, my most hated one whenever you kill someone, the random woman that yells "SAVE ME!"

"The Lord is my shepard! The Lord is my sheparrrrrd!"
or
"I'm too beautiful to die!"

I actually like those. I think they're kinda funny.

"SOMEONE HELP HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!"
YOU? why would i be trying to kill YOU? I'm a deadly assassin, who do you think you are that i just stabbed that guard in the face so that i could kill YOU?
Well actually... that annoys me so much that i usually hunt down and kill anyone who says that... call it a self fulfilling prophesy if you will.

oh yeah i forgot, "YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME!" *what peasants say if you bump into them*
Well this one USED to annoy me, but then i got to the mission where i have to kill the guy on the dock, and if you so much as nudge someone they jump around and fall off the dock and drown. And then i laugh at them and watch. So now i understand how they think that i could kill a man just by bumping him.

 

[Lt. Dragunov]

Mass Effect 2
Me: ok everyone they don't know were here yet so lets....
Grunt: I, am. KROGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Grunt.... would you kinddly SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

 

[guntotingtomcat]

Fable 2.
...
Fable
FUCKING
TWO!!!

 

[huigho1215]

As of recently? The fact that every frikkin attack in Dissidia has a line linked to it, 100% of the time. The worst one is Cloud's CLimhazzard attack, since hes yells "THERE!" every. Single. Time.

Every. Single. Time.

This is my average battle. There! There! There! Back off! There! Your through! There! There! Burn! Burn! There! ERGH.

Edit: Its actually not fair to say every attack has one, I just painfully remember the ones that do. OH! Terra when she uses blizzard in the air screams "GET AWAY!". Fucking. God. Dammit.

This, though I play as the Onion Knight mostly sometimes Tidus, sometimes I turn the volume off. Tidus is especially annoying if energy rain misses "there, whoa whoa whoa! There, whoa whoa whoa!" over and over again.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

"Build Protocol 721 initiated."
"If you will not serve in combat, then you will serve on the firing line!"
"Squad Broken!"
"We.. we're here t..to serve.. master."

 

[timeadept]

OH SHIT! how could i have forgotten so soon? Probably cause i play with the sound low and Pandora blasting, actually. But EVERY SINGLE THING THAT PRICK ON THE RADIO in Burnout Paradise says. Yeah i know his name, but I will NOT, JUSTIFY his existence by speaking it! Besides, theres only one radio station in Burnout Paradise, if you've played it you know to whom i'm referring. Oh and I KNOW HOW TO F****** WIN A RACE, YOU'RE NOT SHARING ANY "words of wisdom" that will give me some magical insight on how to win the race next time.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Pretty much anything the NPCs say in Assassin's Creed Brotherhood when you you do any parkour.

 

[Legion IV]

Oh lord the worst one ever was oblivion.

"Am savin up enough for my medicine" EVERY SINGLE BEGGER SAID IT.

 

[Arkley]

When I first played Mass Effect for the Xbox 360, I was new to cover-based TPS. I was new to twin stick control (last TPS I'd played was Resident Evil 4) and new to the Xbox 360 control pad. I was constantly accidentally pressing the "A" button to try to fire my gun, which provoked endless streams of single-line dialogue from my companions mid-firefight.

I'm aware that this was my own fault, but that didn't make it any less frustrating to constantly hear "NOT NOW SHEPARD NOT NOW SHEPARD I'M A LITTLE BUSY HERE NOT NOW SHEPARD"

 

[SangRahl]

"Snake. Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!"
Yeah, they spotted me and I got killed. They know it, you know it, I sure as hell know it... Please stop yelling into the bloody earpiece, ferchrisakes.

"That's a nice head you have on your shoulders." (old-school Governator accent)
Every single sea raider band we track down (or catches us, if not prepared for them) seems to bellow this at the parley screen... Funny thing is the typed text on the same screen: "I will drink from your skull!"

 

[bulldogftw]

"Stop you violated the law", you knew it was coming.

 

[silver wolf009]

"Are you sleeping or what?"

Metro 2033.

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

"Hero your will energy is low, watch that"
"Your health is low. Do you have any potions or food?"

fable 2 actually referenced how annoying that was in a loading screen. say what you will about fable 2, but it is damn funny

OT: anything sargeant johnson says during combat in halo 3