Siberian Alien Outed as Delicious Hoax

Terrik

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It's a cover up, the truth is out there! Beware the chicken sandwich invasion 2012.
 

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Celtic_Kerr said:
Maxman3002 said:
Isnt is a bit suspisious that the alien he claims to have found looks exactly like aliens in the movies? If someone claims to find an alien and it looks like the steriotypical "Gray Man" then I instantly believe it to be false, bacteria maybe but not a person with gray skin and a big head and eyes...

If aliens have the potential to look and be anything why do they alway look like people?
And always breathe our air..
And survive at our temperature...
And require water...
Yeah, but the conspiracy theorists would probably say something along the lines of "The grey aliens are the real ones! They visited our planet long ago and that's how we know what they look like"

... But seriously, people took this WAY too seriously.

I would love to know. Who looks in their fridge, sees bread and chicken and goes "I can make an alien out of this"? I want to know his train of thought on this one
making a good hoax is a popular pastime. It really takes ingenuity and skill. Ive seen videos of kids getting hit with bowling balls, magic tricks that go wrong, gun accidents. The other flip of the coin is where they do REAL things. Videos of laying down under trains, slapping a bear (i assume) jumping off of 10 story buildings.

which ones the hoax and which ones real?





I must say, its a more creative pastime then taking emo pictures of yourself and looking up porn...
 

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I'll give him props for trying and trolling several million of people, but... it's mostly those people's fault they even believed it.

First step of making believable alien is not make him look like a grey man with big head and big black eyes like all the fiction of past era showed us. Grey man from space are really overdone idea that just get;s repeated constantly. Find some new, more interesting designs.
 

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Neverhoodian said:
Hmmm, a gimmick involving a Russian and the ingredients for a sandwich? Is the guy related to this fine fellow, perchance?

"Alien is perfect fuel for keeling tiny cowards!"​
"What's that alien? Kill them all? Good Idea! HA HA HA HA!"

In all seriousness this is amazing, no CGI, no training, and he makes an alien that could put most computer generated models to shame.
 

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WrongSprite said:
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caught the attention of the chief editor of the Kamensk-Info newspaper, who - fearing that it might be the body of a child - contacted the police.
What the hell.

Dude knows some seriously messed up children if they look like that alien.
Just what I was thinking. This may be Russia, but I doubt even a 25 year old nuclear disaster could have such a drastic effect on ones genetic make up. Still, whenever have the press let common sense or logic get in the way of a (bad) story?
 

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I'm a chef and I'm struggling to understand how he put that together.

Amazing piece of work.
He should go into doing those wierd modern art instillation pieces making wierd and mythical creature carcasses out of food scraps.
 

justnotcricket

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Good grief =) A chicken sandwich alien. I agree with those here who say he should go into special effects though...impressive!
 

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First time I have heard about any dead aliens. Not surprised it was faked though.
 

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Maxman3002 said:
Isnt is a bit suspisious that the alien he claims to have found looks exactly like aliens in the movies? If someone claims to find an alien and it looks like the steriotypical "Gray Man" then I instantly believe it to be false, bacteria maybe but not a person with gray skin and a big head and eyes...

If aliens have the potential to look and be anything why do they alway look like people?
And always breathe our air..
And survive at our temperature...
And require water...
The only reason any aliens would look like Grays is because of the popular perception of aliens. For instance, in order to make contact with humans, the Mi-Go from Lovecraft literature pose as Greys because they know humanity responds better to those than the Mi-Go's actual forms. For reference, this is a Mi-Go: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Migo.jpg/410px-Migo.jpg
 

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Dorian6 said:
Maxman3002 said:
Isnt is a bit suspisious that the alien he claims to have found looks exactly like aliens in the movies? If someone claims to find an alien and it looks like the steriotypical "Gray Man" then I instantly believe it to be false, bacteria maybe but not a person with gray skin and a big head and eyes...

If aliens have the potential to look and be anything why do they alway look like people?
And always breathe our air..
And survive at our temperature...
And require water...
Exactly! Why would a species that evolved on a different planet with a completely different environment look anything like us? Why do people assume that aliens will look vaguely human-shaped with slight cosmetic differences? Is it because we have humanoid aliens (for obvious reasons) in the media? Does it have something to do with the "Uncanny Valley" idea that we apply to robots?
But the stereoypical aliens would be in the Uncanny Valley sso that doesent make any sense unless people feel better killing them if their unlikable

Capthca: Foaget Problem
 

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Patrick Young said:
Dorian6 said:
Maxman3002 said:
Isnt is a bit suspisious that the alien he claims to have found looks exactly like aliens in the movies? If someone claims to find an alien and it looks like the steriotypical "Gray Man" then I instantly believe it to be false, bacteria maybe but not a person with gray skin and a big head and eyes...

If aliens have the potential to look and be anything why do they alway look like people?
And always breathe our air..
And survive at our temperature...
And require water...
Exactly! Why would a species that evolved on a different planet with a completely different environment look anything like us? Why do people assume that aliens will look vaguely human-shaped with slight cosmetic differences? Is it because we have humanoid aliens (for obvious reasons) in the media? Does it have something to do with the "Uncanny Valley" idea that we apply to robots?
But the stereoypical aliens would be in the Uncanny Valley sso that doesent make any sense unless people feel better killing them if their unlikable

Capthca: Foaget Problem
I think what it comes down to is; people want to bang aliens. People want to believe that Aliens will look basically like us, but with green skin or pointy ears because they want the galaxy to be filled with attractive, bangable people.

I'm not saying that's the only reason, of course there's the fact that people's idea of aliens is heavily colored by the media. In most "abduction" stories, the beings the "victim" describes are often similar to the ones in a recent movie.

But even then, you can't ignore the overtly sexual act of being anally "probed"
 

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Any video that starts with 'Your government does not want you to view this channel' loses all credibility to me to begin with anyway. Just makes you come off as paranoid, there's way more subtle ways of saying you distrust a government.
 

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It's all good until they get to the leg, and it looks exactly like a chicken. Great video guys :)