Sibling war - There will be pain

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Tekkawarrior

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EDIT: Opps, can this be moved to Off-topic? I accidentally posted it in gaming discussion.

Inspired by this thread Well...Shit [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.216110-Well-Shit]

It got me thinking about my biggest game related rage, and came up with something that ended up with my sister in deep tears, you see, I was playing the Sega mega drive 2 and she bumped into the console while messing around, rendering the game frozen and useless.

This lead me to chuckle, at the days when me and my 3 sisters used to fight with each other over silly things, of course now that we are all grown up, we laugh at those fights, here are some memorable sibling hate stories that I hope will entertain:

1)My sister had been writing a report back in the day for school, of course we didn't have a computer so she wrote it all using pencil and paper, this report was massive, around 40-50 pages long, of pure flawless handwriting, she had pissed me off earlier that day and I was planning revenge, then it struck me, what if I scribble over every single page with a pen, surely that would be great! so I do just that, after she discovered what I had done, I got a beating that I will never forget.

2)Sisters were fighting over who's turn it is to do the dishes, after a massive argument between them, screams where heard, and then... one of them had a bar of soap shoved down her mouth, in tears.

3)Two of my sisters were watching their favourite show on television and sitting by the fireplace, I was an annoying little shit (naturally), I kept running up to the TV, switching it off and running away, while I was planning my next strike, they were planning their next defence, long story short, they caught me, dragged me by the feet to the fireplace, and slowly went closer and closer, taunting me as they dragged me slowly, I cried and cried that I promise to never do it again, they let me go, and I DEFINITELY didn't fuck with them again.

Bare in mind that we are now aged 22 (me), 29, 30 and 34.

Share your stories of sibling fights :D
 

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imahobbit4062 said:
Back when I was 3 I beat my sister on the original Mortal Kombat, so she punched me in the stomach.

Fucking *****...
Sounds like she wasn't much of a sore loser :p
 

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I have too many sibling fights to count, even on a daily basis. There are some memorable ones, however.

My sister once got really angry and threw a hairbrush at me. I moved out of the way and it went through the living room window.

I really like to irritate my sisters, and one regularly gets violent after minor taunting. I have numerous scars on my arms from times she's gouged great furrows in my flesh with her unusually sharp fingernails.

When we were a lot younger my sisters got tired of me being mean one day and ganged up on me, trapping me in a sleeping bag and throwing me down the stairs.

I can't believe that I don't have more stories. We fight so often.
 

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My sister and I get on pretty well - I love her more than anything and I can't bear it when she's angry at me, so I always apologise to her immediately.

My brother, on the other hand, well, I've quite literally been willing to risk our family line being cut off by kicking him in the balls. My brother and I have similar personalities - we rage a lot.

When he was younger, my brother used to lift up plastic chairs and charge at us with them when he was angry. It was fucking terrifying actually. But much as he irritates me, I love the kid and I wouldn't want to hurt him too badly. I'm the stereotypical evil older sister, apparently.
 

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When i was nine or ten i played against my bro in super smash bro's melee. Awsome game but my bro was by far superior, but now i kick ass! yet he still can punch hard.
 

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Betancore said:
My sister and I get on pretty well - I love her more than anything and I can't bear it when she's angry at me, so I always apologise to her immediately.

My brother, on the other hand, well, I've quite literally been willing to risk our family line being cut off by kicking him in the balls. My brother and I have similar personalities - we rage a lot.

When he was younger, my brother used to lift up plastic chairs and charge at us with them when he was angry. It was fucking terrifying actually. But much as he irritates me, I love the kid and I wouldn't want to hurt him too badly. I'm the stereotypical evil older sister, apparently.
Girls vs Boy is quite dangerous from my experience, as girls tend to come up with much more painful ways of getting back.
 

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I remember once my brother one inch punched me into a door. That hurt.
My little brother is worse though. He used to flip at the smallest jibes. And he had those sharp little nails and a punch which was at exact crotch height. He even clawed paint off of my bedroom door in one of his rages once. He's scary o_O
 

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imahobbit4062 said:
Back when I was 3 I beat my sister on the original Mortal Kombat, so she punched me in the stomach.

Fucking *****...
FATALITY

or did you get up and shoot fireballs at her?
 

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cptn ricardo said:
I remember once my brother one inch punched me into a door. That hurt.
My little brother is worse though. He used to flip at the smallest jibes. And he had those sharp little nails and a punch which was at exact crotch height. He even clawed paint off of my bedroom door in one of his rages once. He's scary o_O
You'd have to accept getting 1 inch punched, so I'm guessing you walked into the trap your self xD.
 

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Unlocked all the secret characters in smash bros on the N64, and while I wasn't there my younger brother, who couldn't read at the time, managed to completely reset the game memory.

I was so pissed off but got all the characters back. Then of course he does it again about a week later - SO ANGRY
 

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nelsonr100 said:
Unlocked all the secret characters in smash bros on the N64, and while I wasn't their my younger brother, who couldn't read at the time, managed to completely reset the game memory.

I was so pissed off but got all the characters back. Then of course he does it again about a week later - SO ANGRY
I would have tossed him out the window...literally.
 

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Tekkawarrior said:
nelsonr100 said:
Unlocked all the secret characters in smash bros on the N64, and while I wasn't their my younger brother, who couldn't read at the time, managed to completely reset the game memory.

I was so pissed off but got all the characters back. Then of course he does it again about a week later - SO ANGRY
I would have tossed him out the window...literally.
there is a word for that. Defenestration. look it up, it is literally the best word.
 

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LimitedPunctuation said:
Tekkawarrior said:
nelsonr100 said:
Unlocked all the secret characters in smash bros on the N64, and while I wasn't their my younger brother, who couldn't read at the time, managed to completely reset the game memory.

I was so pissed off but got all the characters back. Then of course he does it again about a week later - SO ANGRY
I would have tossed him out the window...literally.
there is a word for that. Defenestration. look it up, it is literally the best word.
LOVE IT! I'll start using this.
 

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LimitedPunctuation said:
Tekkawarrior said:
nelsonr100 said:
Unlocked all the secret characters in smash bros on the N64, and while I wasn't their my younger brother, who couldn't read at the time, managed to completely reset the game memory.

I was so pissed off but got all the characters back. Then of course he does it again about a week later - SO ANGRY
I would have tossed him out the window...literally.
there is a word for that. Defenestration. look it up, it is literally the best word.
Haha I've heard that word before, its fantastic (comes from the latin don't you know /*posh voice*), another good word is masticate (to chew) because of obvious inuendo potential.
 

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I've hurt (and still hurt) my siblings a great deal. I like to think that in ten years my brother (he'd 9) will win a lot of bar fights because I've taught him how to take a punch.

I am probably scarred from the mental abuse heaped on by my younger sister (17 and I'm 19). She's become less of a ***** lately, but can still be pretty bad.
 

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I'm 15, my little brother is 6.

I don't know what his problem is, but he beats me up ALL the damn time. Sometimes he'll really hurt me and I have to restrain myself from hurting him back. We haven't had any fights yet, but I've promised him that when he's my age I'm going to beat his ass all kinds of sorry. I think the most pissed he's ever been with me was when I traded in that heap of shite Sonic the Hedgehog from 2006, which was mine anyway.
 

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deadman91 said:
I've hurt (and still hurt) my siblings a great deal. I like to think that in ten years my brother (he'd 9) will win a lot of bar fights because I've taught him how to take a punch.

I am probably scarred from the mental abuse heaped on by my younger sister (17 and I'm 19). She's become less of a ***** lately, but can still be pretty bad.
Is his name Sue by any chance?
StarStruckStrumpets said:
I'm 15, my little brother is 6.

I don't know what his problem is, but he beats me up ALL the damn time. Sometimes he'll really hurt me and I have to restrain myself from hurting him back. We haven't had any fights yet, but I've promised him that when he's my age I'm going to beat his ass all kinds of sorry. I think the most pissed he's ever been with me was when I traded in that heap of shite Sonic the Hedgehog from 2006, which was mine anyway.
Oh man, 6 years old and already running the show, you need to give him a good ass whoopin.
 

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Tekkawarrior said:
LimitedPunctuation said:
Tekkawarrior said:
nelsonr100 said:
Unlocked all the secret characters in smash bros on the N64, and while I wasn't their my younger brother, who couldn't read at the time, managed to completely reset the game memory.

I was so pissed off but got all the characters back. Then of course he does it again about a week later - SO ANGRY
I would have tossed him out the window...literally.
there is a word for that. Defenestration. look it up, it is literally the best word.
LOVE IT! I'll start using this.
I have succesfully converted another to the cause :)
 

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I didn't show my little brother L4D scores so he pulled a knife, I did the same, the usual forrm of brotherly love