Sibling war - There will be pain

[JoJo]

Never had a fight with my sibling. Seeing as how she is 6 years old and I am 17, it would be very one sided.

OMG THIS!!! You've even got the exactly same ages as me and my little sister, although I also have two brothers in between who I often fight with, due to their ability to annoy me :-(

 

[LimitedPunctuation]

I didn't show my little brother L4D scores so he pulled a knife, I did the same, the usual forrm of brotherly love

and then you had a monkey knife fight?
or more like this?
http://www.cracked.com/blog/justin-biebers-favorite-knife-fighting-techniques/

also, sorry to everyone who's evening I have just wasted by linking to cracked.

 

[dex-dex]

my brother and i rarely have fghts.but when we do they are pure gold!
when i was seven we had a fight and it ended up us rolling down the stairs together and getting a lot of bruises after that and almost breaking our arms.
i believe we were fighting about who would get to play first with starfox 64(we only had one controller at that point).
yeah but since we are now in our early twenties and he does not live at home it is awesome!

 

[LongAndShort]

I've hurt (and still hurt) my siblings a great deal. I like to think that in ten years my brother (he'd 9) will win a lot of bar fights because I've taught him how to take a punch.

I am probably scarred from the mental abuse heaped on by my younger sister (17 and I'm 19). She's become less of a ***** lately, but can still be pretty bad.

Is his name Sue by any chance?

Nah, Oliver (brother) and Bethany (sister).

 

[LimitedPunctuation]

Unlocked all the secret characters in smash bros on the N64, and while I wasn't their my younger brother, who couldn't read at the time, managed to completely reset the game memory.

I was so pissed off but got all the characters back. Then of course he does it again about a week later - SO ANGRY

I would have tossed him out the window...literally.

there is a word for that. Defenestration. look it up, it is literally the best word.

Haha I've heard that word before, its fantastic (comes from the latin don't you know /*posh voice*), another good word is masticate (to chew) because of obvious inuendo potential.

of course it comes from latin, no other place is batshit crazy enough that they had to make a word that means to throw out of a window because it happened often enough they needed a shorter way to say it :/
except Japan, but they had sword duels not defenestrations.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

well back in the day of halo 1 and 2, was doing some splitscreen multiplayer with my brothers, in which i was raping on them badly, and i sniped my brother right as he got the rocket launcher and he goes "WHAT THE HELL! I JUST FREAKING GOT THEM!" *rage mode* *proceeds to smash the huge sturdy controller into the ground and have the joystick fly out*



and of course my parents didn't make him buy a new one and to this day i dont have that 3rd controller anymore..

 

[cptn ricardo]

I remember once my brother one inch punched me into a door. That hurt.
My little brother is worse though. He used to flip at the smallest jibes. And he had those sharp little nails and a punch which was at exact crotch height. He even clawed paint off of my bedroom door in one of his rages once. He's scary

You'd have to accept getting 1 inch punched, so I'm guessing you walked into the trap your self xD.

Actually he ambushed me. I walked into the room then BAM! It doesn't matter. He's three years older than me but shorter than I am, so I win anyway.

 

[KaiRai]

My sister was in the swimming pool, so I suplexed her, gave her a DDT and held her head underwater for 6 seconds or so.

Last time she gets away with messing my room up, getting me in shit, and frequently getting me in trouble for things she does.

I have no doubts that she is indeed, Satan.

 

[ThaBenMan]

My older sister used to beat me up quite a lot when we were younger. I was pretty passive, so I would usually just let her do it. She would always say "You better not be crying when Mom gets home." Now we say that to each other all the time as an inside joke.

 

[RanD00M]

Well that one time...Um no.
We did once....No,that wasn't a fight either.

Oh,I got it.I did....Wait.Nope,not a fight.

What can I say.My siblings and I get along rather nicely.Almost tailor made for each other.

 

[GLo Jones]

Unlocked all the secret characters in smash bros on the N64, and while I wasn't their my younger brother, who couldn't read at the time, managed to completely reset the game memory.

I was so pissed off but got all the characters back. Then of course he does it again about a week later - SO ANGRY

I would have tossed him out the window...literally.

there is a word for that. Defenestration. look it up, it is literally the best word.

LOVE IT! I'll start using this.

I have succesfully converted another to the cause

Make that another!

 

[Tekkawarrior]

My sister was in the swimming pool, so I suplexed her, gave her a DDT and held her head underwater for 6 seconds or so.

Last time she gets away with messing my room up, getting me in shit, and frequently getting me in trouble for things she does.

I have no doubts that she is indeed, Satan.

I fucking loled

My older sister used to beat me up quite a lot when we were younger. I was pretty passive, so I would usually just let her do it. She would always say "You better not be crying when Mom gets home." Now we say that to each other all the time as an inside joke.

That's actually awesome, the inside joke part, it's the same with me and my sisters.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

My little brother was being a snot at one point, and started pulling my hair. So I sank my teeth into his chest as hard as I could. Left a nice dark purple bruise the exact size and shape of my teeth, and it didn't fade for about a week.

My parents were pissed. I still think it was worth it. Granted, this was like fifteen years ago (I'm 24, he's 23).