Side Effects

[Anarchemitis]

Okay, I think this thread has run its course, these Effects are getting rediculous and long.

A pill that gets you energized?
Side effects include Sugar Rush and lack of Judgement.

A drink that actually makes you charming, not drunk.

 

[COR 2000]

Side effects may include nausea, +999999999999 resistance towards posting symptoms, Vomitting, internal bleeding, and pant.

A pill that makes you hungry.

Side effects may include...

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

lust for food
enlarged stomach
urge to enter long list of symptoms
chinese food
anal sepage

a nasal sprey that cures elephantiasis of the balls.

side effects may enclude...

 

[COR 2000]

Enlargement of Genitals and nose
Inaccessibility to rooms
Shrinkage
Sex Change
Oh, and internal bleeding.

A shot that cures cutting yourself.

Side effects may include...

 

[TommyGun465]

Emo-ness
Genital Shrinking
Pus Pimples in the chest area
Anal sepage (sorry Scarx, but its a pretty awesome side effect)

A suppository for Escapist addiction.

 

[LewsTherin]

Side effects include:

Free time, loss of soul, loss of computer, assault by grues.

A cure for suppositories. Really works!

Side effects include:

 

[Lucas113]

Loss of rectum
Increased nasal hair
Odour of peanuts.

A cure for bed hair!
Side effects include:

 

[Jamanticus]

Bed hair
Loss of brain function
The inescapable urge to say, "shampoo"
A streak of bad luck that lasts for 31.4 years

A cure for the common hangover
Side effects may include:

 

[aussiesniper]

Excessive alcohol consumption
The uncontrollable psychic power to give others headaches
Hallucinations
Sweating nitrogen tri-iodide [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_tri-iodide]

A cure for excessive facial hair.
Side effects may include:

 

[Anarchemitis]

Baldness
Loss of Hair
Decrease in Exterior Growth
Facial Explosions
Death
Male-Pattern Baldness
Being renamed to Vladimir

A drug that causes Chemistry Genius.

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

side effects may enclude

german heratage
bushey mustash
cause of the death of 40000 people in the coolest way ever
anal sepage

a pill that gives you (dare i say) anal sepage.

side effects may enclude: