Side Effects

[jeremyTH]

In this game I give you a medicine for a common alment
And you give the weird side effects.


Here we go:
(Sorry I can't come up with a name for it)
A new type of Sleep Aid.
Side effects may include:

 

[chomesuke]

insomnia, seasickness, urges to play WoW all night.

A new cure for anxiety(hope I spelled it correctly)

 

[Omnidum]

Side effects may include:

In common cases:
Head aches, paranoia and constant vomiting.

In less common cases:
Death

In rare cases:
Resurrection after three days of death.


A new cure for all common allergies.

Side effects may include:

 

[chomesuke]

In most cases:

Waking up in vagas finding hourself married with a hooker.
The urge to join a cult of zombies, joining them in their brain eating activities.
Loosing your teeth.
Running nose.

A new cure for hyves.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Side Effects May Include:

Grumpiness
Poor bowel function
Overly successful bowel function
Fatally overly successful bowel function
Apocalyptic overly successful bowel function
Poor download speed

 

[chomesuke]

And the new medicine?

 

[Ultrajoe]

Oh right

Um...

Err...

Something imaginative....

Hmmm...

OH!

Just released, 'Zone-lube', worm your way out of awkward moments by slavering yourself in this viscous pearlescent goo!

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

side effects:

sleepyness
lust for blood
anti-gravity
anal sepage

cure for the flu.
side effects include...

 

[Birras]

Loss of blood pressure
Loss of blood
Loss of dental filling
Loss of dental crowns
Loss of teeth
Intense cravings for onions

And, in semi-rare cases, loss of brain mass

Cure for death
Side effects include...

 

[COR 2000]

Lust for brains
Lust for meat
Intense Groaning
Leprosy
Stiff joints, which means slow movement.
less developed brain.

And in rare cases....
Fixed joints, which means Super-fast speed.

A cure for Retardation

Side effects may include.....

 

[Omnidum]

The need to be a lawyer. (Hey, Jack Thompson joke!)
Drooling.
Paralyzed lips.

An actual cure against AIDS.

Side effects:

 

[COR 2000]

Immunity
A fire-monster baby
10+ Defense against poison

A Pill that gives you independent control over your Uterus (In terms if you want the baby or not or if you want to hold off on it)

Side affects may include....

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

loss of pinky toe
lust of fire
bunions
anal sepage

sure for gum desease

side effects may include....

 

[COR 2000]

Being a pirate
Repulsion of food
Rebellious gums
10+ Spitting range.

A pill that prevents sleepwalking.

Side affects may include.....

 

[Birras]

Parylzation
Loss of leg function
Loss of legs
Melted eyes

A pill that is purple, that can have any sort of mystery effect.

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

side effects may include...

mysterious fog
urge to go on mysteries
magnifying glass
talking dog

 

[Birras]

New medicine plz?

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

sry


cure for porn addiction

 

[COR 2000]

Side affects include.....

Lust for same sex
-15 lust for sex
more fun during alone time.

A pill designed by Scarx, Birras, And COR 2000 in a secret underground lab. That cures Idiocy.

Side affects may include....

 

[Anarchemitis]

Elitism, Egotism, Science Proficiency Level 46, Dual Weapons Expert Badge, Forum Addiction. Do not take after consuming alcohol.

New from Black Mesa Research Facility!

Xenium Resonance Cascade Anti-Sickness Pill.
Tested and True on local animal life proves wildly effective at not killing them!