Silliest reasons for getting banned

[migo]

Was just talking to my brother and he got kicked from a CS server because he sniped a teabagger. As far as he was concerned the guy was obligingly staying put for a clear shot, and there apparently teabagging is sacred.

What are some other dumb reasons for getting banned?

 

[Joshua112321]

well once I got kicked from a game in MW2 because I killed the host

And one time in a CS server I threw a grenade that killed the whole opposing team, which wasn't hard as they were all hogging an area near a bomb site, they accused me of cheating and banned me permanently... sore losers ¬¬

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

I picked up the sniper rifle in Gears of War 2 when it was apparently someone else's property.

How dare I...

 

[PauL o_O]

i was banned from xbox live for making my name the following:
Seckz For PauL, TwoGirlzOnePauL, Kleavage, H0t Seckz, Sexbot, Seckzbot.

Don't ban me :/

 

[Omikron009]

I was once kicked from a server in COD1 for "swearing" (not really). They said it was a family server, and I said that having "family servers" in a game depicting the bloodiest conflict in the history of civilization was ridiculous. Then I got kicked.

 

[Joshua112321]

i was banned from xbox live for making my name the following:
Seckz For PauL, TwoGirlzOnePauL, Kleavage, H0t Seckz, Sexbot, Seckzbot.

Don't ban me :/

this reminded me that when I was on my wii play cod 5, I would sometimes make my username miley cyrus, a christian, that guy and the best one, your mum, so that when I was killed or killed someone it would say you killed your mum, or, you were killed by your mum.

:') ahh that's just a classic, will never get old

 

[Sgt AssHead]

i was banned from xbox live for making my name the following:
Seckz For PauL, TwoGirlzOnePauL, Kleavage, H0t Seckz, Sexbot, Seckzbot.

Don't ban me :/

My name was originally Sgt LoinHammer but they made me change it. So I am now known as Sgt AssHead!

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

I was dominating the admin in CSS and he decided I was using hacks. Despite the fact that I pretty much got maybe 1 kill every round. And it was almost always him.

 

[Joshua112321]

I've been banned a lot before for announcing I was a girl on microphone. :x

It was...weird.

oh wow sorry :S

I'm guessing they just think that you're going to be a noob... just don't tell them until after a few rounds, k?

 

[BoxCutter]

I said "Oh my god" on a Christian TF2 server and got perma-banned.

 

[Fenring]

My friends once banned me from a LAN game of DOOM, but that was their fault. They should have read that it was COMPETITIVE campaign, not cooperative.

 

[SinisterGehe]

I said "Oh my god" on a Christian TF2 server and got perma-banned.

Hold on! So you killing fictional people by the masses is Ok compared to saying "Oh my god" As a way to ask god for Help in dire gaming situation. Erhh... Nvm...

I got banned from one BF:BC2 (Pc) server for saying "Stop spawn killing you bloody idiots", Aparently Calling some one A person who can not handle public issues by them selfs and is covered by blood, is profanity.

From one TF2 server I got kicked b´s I dominated someone who was Black IRL and he votebanned as a racists.

Then the classic I killed or dominated a Host/admin

But this is what I am proud of, in BF:BC2 in one map I Managed to Call mortal strike on enemy heli and I killed 4 people in it + the Heli + 3 people around it and then I killed 2 dudes at MCOM and disarmed one, bomb (And overscored Admin with that streak)

 

[dududf]

I got banned for telling a lame knock knock joke on a forum.

I was banned because I swore in a game of Call of duty 4.

And I was banned from a ventrilo channel by singing moskau.


Last one was my bad.

 

[Miumaru]

Being japanese. Mostly because I am not japanese.
Sticking up for myself against bigots. Has not actually happened yet, but it almost did.

 

[Pegghead]

I once joined a zombie mod server in cs: s that I had never joined before only to be instantly perma-banned right after I'd bought my weapon.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

The only time I can recall being banned from a server was back in the beta days of Counter Strike. I had just joined the game and was skulking about with a MAC-10 with a friend. I turned around just to check behind us right as the remaining three members of the terrorist team rounded the corner. In a blind panic, I waved the MAC-10 in their general direction spraying bullets and accidentally got three head shots in the time it took to discharge a magazine. I was kicked and banned because cheating was a more plausible explanation than extraordinary dumb luck.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I got kicked out of a CS game for killing people. Apparently I stumbled onto a chat server or some BS.

 

[Kialee]

I made some off-hand comment in a Half-Life 2 deathmatch server once.
The last words I heard were "A GIIIIIIIIIRL?", something vaguely sexist that I don't remember, and then I was banned.
It was an odd experience.

 

[gdog36]

i got baned in MW2 for doing absolutely nothing...i was playing, and then BAM! cheat detected pops up, and now something like 6-ish months later, they issue a public apology for people who were wrongly banned, (12 thousand people their automated system banned) but when i asked when i'd be getting my account back they said oh no, we're sorry your ban was completely unrelated to the other ilegitemate bans, and the ban was applied legitimately....our system confirms it.

thats right, their system that baned 12,000 inocent people confirms that MY ban was LEGIT...
/facepalm

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

I was a T in a jailbreak CSS server.

I managed to rebel and kill most of the ct team, I got banned because they thought I was hacking...