Jedamethis said:
theflyingpeanut said:
Jedamethis said:
Simalacrum said:
Jedamethis said:
Okay, if he dies, an epic quest to find the legendary sword of Sir Terry Pratchett begins!
May this humble juggler join you on thine quest?
Of course! But remember, last man standing gets to keep the sword.
Oh. Can I come? I could be the big guy [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy]. I'll even bring a (smaller) Piecemaker. [http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Piecemaker]
And undoubtably the first to be stabbed in the back when we find it?
Fine with me!
All this talk of stabbing. You'd almost think you were a villain. In which case, I couldn't be stabbed, as I would have to be alive to mourn the broken body of a fallen comrade who was always kind to me, in spite of my simple nature, and who you mercilessly betrayed. Then, after finding you holding the magic sword, the true hero of the tale would undoubtedly defeat you in an epic battle, while the rest of us hold of your hordes of evil minions.