Sir Terry Pratchett: Creating swords from meteors

[Jedamethis]

Okay, if he dies, an epic quest to find the legendary sword of Sir Terry Pratchett begins!

May this humble juggler join you on thine quest?

Of course! But remember, last man standing gets to keep the sword.

...good time to start learning how to throw my knives as well as juggle them then, gotcha :3

You can't do that already?
What kind of a juggler are you?!

When you find a fifth i'll be the sixth ranger who comes in near the end and gets all the attention

Grrr...

 

[Jedamethis]

Okay, if he dies, an epic quest to find the legendary sword of Sir Terry Pratchett begins!

May this humble juggler join you on thine quest?

Of course! But remember, last man standing gets to keep the sword.

Oh. Can I come? I could be the big guy [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy]. I'll even bring a (smaller) Piecemaker. [http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Piecemaker]

And undoubtably the first to be stabbed in the back when we find it?
Fine with me!

All this talk of stabbing. You'd almost think you were a villain. In which case, I couldn't be stabbed, as I would have to be alive to mourn the broken body of a fallen comrade who was always kind to me, in spite of my simple nature, and who you mercilessly betrayed. Then, after finding you holding the magic sword, the true hero of the tale would undoubtedly defeat you in an epic battle, while the rest of us hold of your hordes of evil minions.

Sounds good!
We'd better make sure somebody writes this all down..

 

[nolongerhere]

Okay, if he dies, an epic quest to find the legendary sword of Sir Terry Pratchett begins!

May this humble juggler join you on thine quest?

Of course! But remember, last man standing gets to keep the sword.

Oh. Can I come? I could be the big guy [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy]. I'll even bring a (smaller) Piecemaker. [http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Piecemaker]

And undoubtably the first to be stabbed in the back when we find it?
Fine with me!

All this talk of stabbing. You'd almost think you were a villain. In which case, I couldn't be stabbed, as I would have to be alive to mourn the broken body of a fallen comrade who was always kind to me, in spite of my simple nature, and who you mercilessly betrayed. Then, after finding you holding the magic sword, the true hero of the tale would undoubtedly defeat you in an epic battle, while the rest of us hold of your hordes of evil minions.

Sounds good!
We'd better make sure somebody writes this all down..

We'll need to find a bard. One who can make a song charting the epic trek, your inevitible betrayal, the final battle, all that stuff. People are going to remember us.

 

[TheGuy(wantstobe)]

Okay, if he dies, an epic quest to find the legendary sword of Sir Terry Pratchett begins!

May this humble juggler join you on thine quest?

Of course! But remember, last man standing gets to keep the sword.

Oh. Can I come? I could be the big guy [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy]. I'll even bring a (smaller) Piecemaker. [http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Piecemaker]

And undoubtably the first to be stabbed in the back when we find it?
Fine with me!

All this talk of stabbing. You'd almost think you were a villain. In which case, I couldn't be stabbed, as I would have to be alive to mourn the broken body of a fallen comrade who was always kind to me, in spite of my simple nature, and who you mercilessly betrayed. Then, after finding you holding the magic sword, the true hero of the tale would undoubtedly defeat you in an epic battle, while the rest of us hold of your hordes of evil minions.

Sounds good!
We'd better make sure somebody writes this all down..

Ahh but remember if he is so good at stabbing and killing people then there is a million to one shot that you would survive which means that you definately will!

 

[Chrono212]

:O
I need to make me a sword!

Who doesn't?

OT: I'm sure there must be some kind of loophole in the law to allow knights to carry their swords X3

 

[Jedamethis]

Okay, if he dies, an epic quest to find the legendary sword of Sir Terry Pratchett begins!

May this humble juggler join you on thine quest?

Of course! But remember, last man standing gets to keep the sword.

Oh. Can I come? I could be the big guy [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy]. I'll even bring a (smaller) Piecemaker. [http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Piecemaker]

And undoubtably the first to be stabbed in the back when we find it?
Fine with me!

All this talk of stabbing. You'd almost think you were a villain. In which case, I couldn't be stabbed, as I would have to be alive to mourn the broken body of a fallen comrade who was always kind to me, in spite of my simple nature, and who you mercilessly betrayed. Then, after finding you holding the magic sword, the true hero of the tale would undoubtedly defeat you in an epic battle, while the rest of us hold of your hordes of evil minions.

Sounds good!
We'd better make sure somebody writes this all down..

We'll need to find a bard. One who can make a song charting the epic trek, your inevitible betrayal, the final battle, all that stuff. People are going to remember us.

Oh yes, they certainly will.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

One of the coolest dudes ever. 62, making his own sword and has alzheimers. You have to love a guy who knows how to live lie. I mean, a fucking sword. C'mon... just too awesome.

 

[Jedamethis]

:O
I need to make me a sword!

Who doesn't?

OT: I'm sure there must be some kind of loophole in the law to allow knights to carry their swords X3

Terry Pratchett of course

 

[Owlsensei]

sokka did it first...copy cat

Space sword! I was about to mention Sokka's sword but I'm glad someone beat me to it.

 

[vanthebaron]

sokka did it first...copy cat

Space sword! I was about to mention Sokka's sword but I'm glad someone beat me to it.

I feel important now

 

[DarkLordofDevon]

Sir Terry Prachett is a legend.

 

[nuba km]

snip

wow I think you should add the question of what would you do if you found his sword.
I would properly keep it in a special case with 'encase of zombie apocalypse' written on the case. I think you could guess what I would use it for from that.

 

[Viking Incognito]

sokka did it first...copy cat

Just what I was thinking.

 

[The Bucket]

.... I am speechless. Im glad to see their is still heroes in this world. And not the cool but "everyday" type of hero e.g doctors, medical researchers. No, a hero that sees forging a sword out of a meteorite as a prerequisite of being a Knight. Seriously, if everyone who wanted to be a knight had to do something like this in addition to contributing to the arts etc. we'd see a drop in the amounts of pointless knighting.

 

[vanthebaron]

sokka did it first...copy cat

Just what I was thinking.

self esteem raising

 

[hellheart]

Okay, if he dies, an epic quest to find the legendary sword of Sir Terry Pratchett begins!

May this humble juggler join you on thine quest?

Of course! But remember, last man standing gets to keep the sword.

Oh. Can I come? I could be the big guy [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy]. I'll even bring a (smaller) Piecemaker. [http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Piecemaker]

And undoubtably the first to be stabbed in the back when we find it?
Fine with me!

All this talk of stabbing. You'd almost think you were a villain. In which case, I couldn't be stabbed, as I would have to be alive to mourn the broken body of a fallen comrade who was always kind to me, in spite of my simple nature, and who you mercilessly betrayed. Then, after finding you holding the magic sword, the true hero of the tale would undoubtedly defeat you in an epic battle, while the rest of us hold of your hordes of evil minions.

Sounds good!

My plan is to simply wait for you all to find the sword, kick you between the legs, nick it and run like hell! Let the bard write THAT down!
We'd better make sure somebody writes this all down..

We'll need to find a bard. One who can make a song charting the epic trek, your inevitible betrayal, the final battle, all that stuff. People are going to remember us.

Oh yes, they certainly will.

 

[Joe Deadman]

sokka did it first...copy cat

Is sokka a knight of the British empire?

I would also like to join ze quest to find his sword I can be the geeky guy who provides support over a radio from a safe place many miles away .
Whoops wrong era.

 

[Daffy F]

:O
I need to make me a sword!

Okay, if he dies, an epic quest to find the legendary sword of Sir Terry Pratchett begins!

Ninja'd on the first post! Never mind, because we can go questing together!

 

[Guffe]

Dang, he played a bit too much Red Steel 2 if he started making swords out of ore from meteorites. Well good luck to him and lets hope he continues to do these foolish awesome things

 

[Bloodstain]

Okay, if he dies, an epic quest to find the legendary sword of Sir Terry Pratchett begins!

I'M IN!

I want that sword.

Also, this story is again prrof that Sir Pratchett is one of the most awesome beings ever.

sokka did it first...copy cat

That's what it reminded me of. x)