Sissy's Magical Ponycorn Adventure Owes Cuteness To 5-Year-Old Designer

[PhunkyPhazon]

Someone get this girl a job as a lead game designer. NOW!

Please?

 

[Indignation837]

That wasn't cute, that was disturbuing... and she better watch out, or...

Spoiler: Minor Portal 2 spoiler

Cave Johnson's gonna figure out how to make that lemon burn her house down.

 

[PinkiePyro]

sissy is racist against lemons..

 

[EternalFacepalm]

The game is... er... It exploded my ears with all the shrieking. Augh. T_T

And what's wrong with lemons? D:

 

[Yokai]

Further proof that when adults and children collaborate on something awesome happens.

Observe.

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http://axecop.com/

My thoughts exactly. More team-ups with thirty-year age gaps between creators, please.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

OMG!!! This is the greatest game in the WORLD!! The story line is so amazing, and game play mechanics like I've never SEEN!!

 

[SovietSecrets]

Playing this gave me chills. I felt like I was in some sick murderers world.

 

[Areani]

I found this much more disturbing than cute, but then again I'm insanely tired right now. Now I'll have nightmares about evil lemons, tiger's wanting to eat me and dinosaurs locking me in cages.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

"Tiger, close your eyes!"
"Okay."

Right. That being a point-and-click, I expected a convoluted sequence of arbitrary exchanges for each "room". More adventure games should be left to five year olds.

 

[Feralcentaur]

Finally! The only point and click Adventure game which I'm actually good at and don't need walkthroughs for!
...And It was designed by a five year-old... huh...
...Wait, why doesn't she like Socks exactly!?
Edit:

Spoiler: Plot spoiler

Zomg Orange boy was a Ponicorn all along!?!? I never expected that!

 

[Grayjack]

I don't know what I just played, but it was adorable.

 

[Fidelias]

Wha.. The...

The CUTENESS! IT BURNS!!!!

Seriously, this is such a concentrated amount of cuteness it can cause Soul-Scarring when observed by the unpure, or just when observed for longer than 5 minutes.

 

[Throwitawaynow]

Orangeboy reminds me of the janitor from Futurama, or the janitor from water boy. For extra fun keep clicking on the lemon. I hope someone didn't call the cops on me, I was using speakers.

 

[Braedan]

That was.... by far one of the most creative things I have ever played.

Spoiler

She frees a ponycorn from a cage, just to put in in a smaller airtight jar?

My mind is blown. So Random.

 

[Roganwilson]

I just realized how much I hate kids' voices. Shrill, piercing, abominable noises. But other than that, I enjoyed the game.

 

[vxicepickxv]

Someone get this girl a job as a lead game designer. NOW!

Please?

We'll give her a couple years and teach her about logical fallacies. I think she has the potential to be a great designer in a few years.

*Checks pulse*

I don't have a heartbeat, I should probably go now. I do NOT want to see a ZP review of this game. Of course I don't think Yahtzee is that much of a dick to actually do it. He comes off as a crass asshole in his videos, but he's got a heart of some type of precious metal, possibly bronze or copper.

 

[Stevepinto3]

"BAM! Magical powers, you're a mouse now!"

I lol'd pretty hard at that part.

Spoiler: Plot spoiler

Zomg Orange boy was a Ponicorn all along!?!? I never expected that!

Greatest plot twist I've ever seen.

 

[teebeeohh]

if i tell anyone i actually played this people will assume i was tripping and saw weird things.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

That was the cutest damn thing I've ever seen, my cold black heart was just overwhelmed by it's cuteness.

What does she against lemons anyways?

 

[Fangv2]

Hm.

Cuteness levels are OVERWHELMED.