Six Word Memoirs

[smithy1234]

American Idol canceled due to awfulness.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Chickens always taste better when fresh.

Sonic Hedgehog plus an oncoming train.

Sometimes, I like to smell keyboards.

I once saw a guy somewhere.

 

[Ultrajoe]

How about a parody of Hemmingway's?

For sale: Wire hanger, slightly bloodied.

I laughed, and laughed, and laughed.

 

[Blind0bserver]

Fate makes pawns of us all.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

How about a parody of Hemmingway's?

For sale: Wire hanger, slightly bloodied.

I laughed, and laughed, and laughed.

LOL ACHIEVED. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

 

[vid20]

How about a parody of Hemmingway's?

For sale: Wire hanger, slightly bloodied.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

now some of my own

Fire up the BBQ, its summer.

I jump, I fall, I end.

Little leaves parachute to earthly demise.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

How about a parody of Hemmingway's?

For sale: Wire hanger, slightly bloodied.

A joke uncomprehended, befuddled am I.

She had an abortion. Hardy Har.

 

[Labyrinth]

Why? Because I fucking well can.

Live on stage, fist in air.

When all else fails, mosh pit.

 

[Incompl te]

Want to sell: annoying unwanted xitel

 

[vid20]

How about a parody of Hemmingway's?

For sale: Wire hanger, slightly bloodied.

A joke uncomprehended, befuddled am I.

Don't worry Angel. This shows innocence

 

[vid20]

Too page two, what lies ahead?

 

[JakalMc]

Too page two, what lies ahead?

What lies ahead? Hopefully many more.

 

[MasterStratus]

Is there cake in Hell? No.

 

[jebussaves88]

He never arrived at his funeral

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

Wife abandoned, now his ass hurts.

 

[NeoAC]

Smart with books, not with life.

Boozed it up, then fell down.

Sigh, Barbie is my only lover.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

Back off, Zelda is MY girlfriend.

Jigglypuff suing for pokeball-induced deformity.

 

[vid20]

Money, booze and meat? Here's my daughter.

Angel, that is seven words. Sads

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