Well more or less really. I wish it was this easy all the time.IronicBeet said:"I AM RIGHT, YOU ARE WRONG, SHUT UP AND LET ME BE RIGHT."
I think I've summed up this guy's argument pretty well.
Well more or less really. I wish it was this easy all the time.IronicBeet said:"I AM RIGHT, YOU ARE WRONG, SHUT UP AND LET ME BE RIGHT."
I think I've summed up this guy's argument pretty well.
I think you mean six pages of AWESOME.Devoneaux said:It's pretty awesome how a whiny kid crying about how: "the spooky faces in Elder Scrolls looks skaaaawey!"
Can generate six pages of people calling him out on his stupid crap.
AH! THAT'S IT. I KNEW I HAD A PROBLEM WITH THEM BESIDES THE EYES. That's it, it's that ridiculously pronounced brow on their face. Yeah, man, that combined with the eyes, that's exactly the look about them that I dislike. Thank you thank you thank you for pointing that out, I've been trying to put my finger on it all night.Sewer Rat said:Well, if your problem is with the jutting brow and you have a PC version of the game, you are in luck.
I haven't palyed the game so take this with a pinc of salt but it seemed like his argument was that they didn't look like LoTR extras and therefore were bad rather then actually disliking the feature on their own.The Human Torch said:Your opinion = not fact.CobraX said:They look perfectly fine - stop complaining for the sake of complaining
I agree with the OP, the Elves look absolutely hideous and I am not a player who always picks the prettiest race. I went with a female Argonian because out of all the options (in my opinion) it looked the least horrible.
I love how the OP is just met with so much hostility here, because he actually finds one fault with Skyrim. Thought that the Escapist community had more respect than that.
Elamdri said:All I'm saying is that I've killed enough Drow in my time to know that THIS:
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is not a dark elf.
DeadlyYellow said:Some people are just never satisfied.
DUH DUH DUH!CulixCupric said:Elamdri said:All I'm saying is that I've killed enough Drow in my time to know that THIS:
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is not a dark elf.
dunmer are not drow.
dunmer are chimer who were cursed with red eyes and dark skin by azura because the tribunal betrayed nerevar. chimer were a religious group of altmer (high elves) that worshiped daedra instead of aedra(means ancestor in elven, as daedra mean not ancestor.)
drow are an offshoot of elves that went underground for religious reasons and for being too evil, and chose to worship lolth. they have dark skin from living underground.
wait... that does seem somewhat similar.
Oh, don't get me wrong. Skyrim is great. But that doesn't mean that there isn't a wealth of stuff in the game that I can rip on.Stu35 said:DeadlyYellow said:Some people are just never satisfied.
This,
I've seen so much whinge-ing about what people don't like in Skyrim that it's bloody irritating - the OP will have had access to plenty of screenshots and videos of the Elves before he bought the game, so who's bloody fault is it if he still goes out and buys it?
Yeah, the game has flaws, and bugs, those need highlighting so they can be fixed, but there's an awful lot of "I don't like how they did X, so therefore I hate the game" going around...
Meh, I enjoy Skyrim, I'm going to continue to do so.
*Puts on her hat of University of Mythological Research*lacktheknack said:They look like the elves of the Elder Scrolls universe.
Here's a different elf.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4b/Elf-Elf.jpg/220px-Elf-Elf.jpg
Have another.
<img width=400>http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7600000/Forrest-Elf-fantasy-7636450-1024-768.jpg
One more.
<img width=200>http://www.bookpalace.com/acatalog/OrtizElves.jpg
Notice how not-elvish they look, according to you.
What? Yes it does. This is America goddammit. If it hasn't been run through Photoshop 15+ times with 6 filters, then I don't want it. I mean, we can freaking cut peoples faces open and stuff plastic in there to make them look however we want, there is ZERO excuse for something to look less than fabulous.Mr Ink 5000 said:oh my days, that boys had too much Hollywood
not everything has to be pretty
Except Elder Scrolls is as far from D&D-based as something can get and still be a fantasy RPG with Elves, humans, Orcs (who are Elves), and rumours of Dwarves (who were actually human-sized Elves). They aren't supposed to look like Elves in other series, because they aren't those elves. They're Tamriel Elves.Elamdri said:All I'm saying is that I've killed enough Drow in my time to know that THIS:
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is not a dark elf.
Yes... Bethesda hate you.Elamdri said:Rethink what? That perhaps a designer hated the people playing their games and instead purposely made them look like their faces were put in a vice grip with giant anime eyes? I suppose that's a possibility too.kingcom said:Bold for point. You assuming something already. Perhaps you should rethink that.Elamdri said:I can't figure out what's worse. That someone designed them in the first place thinking that they would be aesthetically pleasing, or that someone didn't tell the person who created them that they're an absolute failure and put them in the final release.
It's that the fault doesn't actually exist. What'd be the point in distinguishing between races if they were all identical save for a few features? Nords are heavier set than Bretons and Imperials, but they still have the same basic build. They're clearly human. The elves were at no point assumed to be humanlike.The Human Torch said:Your opinion = not fact.CobraX said:They look perfectly fine - stop complaining for the sake of complaining
I agree with the OP, the Elves look absolutely hideous and I am not a player who always picks the prettiest race. I went with a female Argonian because out of all the options (in my opinion) it looked the least horrible.
I love how the OP is just met with so much hostility here, because he actually finds one fault with Skyrim. Thought that the Escapist community had more respect than that.
I KNEW IT! Those bastards. Next you're going to tell me that my horse can climb a damn near 90 degree incline as a reference to the wall street crisis and the Illuminati.Rancid0ffspring said:Yes... Bethesda hate you.
They sat around one night and discussed how they may best ruin your life and decided that it would be with the appearance of the elves in Skyrim.
I was there, it happened....
What is Sithilis? Is that like a Dark Brotherhood STD?Rancid0ffspring said:It was a tough choice between messing with the elves and infecting you with sithilis.
As far as I'm concerned, if it looks like a drow, has a backstory similar to a drow, and is a complete prick, like a drow, then it's a drow.Cain_Zeros said:Except Elder Scrolls is as far from D&D-based as something can get and still be a fantasy RPG with Elves, humans, Orcs (who are Elves), and rumours of Dwarves (who were actually human-sized Elves). They aren't supposed to look like Elves in other series, because they aren't those elves. They're Tamriel Elves.Elamdri said:All I'm saying is that I've killed enough Drow in my time to know that THIS:
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is not a dark elf.