Where did they get tentacle bear from? It's the corpse of a four tusked mammoth being stood over by a bear.
Damn you Escapist, all gettin' my hopes up and shit.
Damn you Escapist, all gettin' my hopes up and shit.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!Braedan said:Clearly a wooly mammoth... I was trying really hard to find the bear's tentacles but the tusks kept getting in the way...
That said, Staff, sword combo is PURE GOLD.
with blue/purple/pink spiky hair.Fappy said:Coincidentally the Japanese version also has an all teenage girl NPC cast.PrometheanFlame said:The tentacle bear is for the Japanese version only.
*His work done, Captain Obvious returns to the Obvious Cave!*
Dickwolves are an actual thing made by Penny Arcade. They had like five strips devoted to them and you can buy the T-shirts of them off of their store.The Typical American said:Alright, that's it. I've thought everything was funny so far, but I just couldn't hold my composure after reading this, I just laughed out loud.DaxStrife said:Tentacle bears are bad, but it could be worse; it could be dickwolves.
... There's nothing classier than a tentacle bear with a monacle.
I'd have to agree with you there.Braedan said:Personally I'm not a big fan of duel weilding, because usually it only boils down to, two stupid weapons (like long swords) that don't even work in combat, and nothing else. But this is what duel wielding should be... whatever we feel like it being....newwiseman said:Seriously dual wielding in Skyrim FTW,.. anyone?Braedan said:Clearly a wooly mammoth... I was trying really hard to find the bear's tentacles but the tusks kept getting in the way...
That said, Staff, sword combo is PURE GOLD.
Here here! I say in house build engine = No excuses for things like ridiculous bugs, or "limitations" for things, since they built it to what they wanted, and were not manipulating something to their demands. Looks like they're well from what I've seen though.newwiseman said:I'd have to agree with you there.Braedan said:Personally I'm not a big fan of duel weilding, because usually it only boils down to, two stupid weapons (like long swords) that don't even work in combat, and nothing else. But this is what duel wielding should be... whatever we feel like it being....newwiseman said:Seriously dual wielding in Skyrim FTW,.. anyone?Braedan said:Clearly a wooly mammoth... I was trying really hard to find the bear's tentacles but the tusks kept getting in the way...
That said, Staff, sword combo is PURE GOLD.
I think we can all agree the combat in the Elder Scrolls Series, and most games, has always been a bit dodgy and ...repetitive or statue-esq. I tend to use long swords just because I can never accurately judge distance to target without just standing there getting hit.
*SNIP*
Maybe I'm being too naive but, I think the consoles are powerful enough and Bethesda has to talent to, if they wanted to, do that. Especially since they made a new damned engine for the game.