So a zombie bursts through the door...

[PrimaVita]

I don't know. A cell phone to the head can be a dangerous thing. Not the same as a wiffile ball bat but still a force to be reckoned with.

 

[jamescorck]

I take my shotgun and kill it, making sure I aim to the head and that his remains stay away from me, also being careful that his blood doesn't make contact with my skin, mouth or eyes.

As how to repurpose the body, I have yet to reach that chapter in the Zombie survival guide.

 

[soilent]

Well considering there are armed police officers next to me, I'm in a coffee shop, yea....


I'll smack with zombie with them.


EDIT:

I take my shotgun and kill it, making sure I aim to the head and that his remains stay away from me, also being careful that his blood doesn't make contact with my skin, mouth or eyes.

As how to repurpose the body, I have yet to reach that chapter in the Zombie survival guide.

I would highly suggest you re-read the gun section of that book, if you're using a shotgun.

 

[Bloodstain]

Next to me are the following things:
A knife
Several pens
Nasal spray
A cup
My computer ( + screen and everything)
A fan
A lamp
My sounds equipment

If I could move a few metres I could also reach my keyboard, my air rifle, my LARP sword or a small but heavy fridge...I think I'm going to survive.

 

[Evilsanta]

I am quite close to my katana sword collection so i guess i would have a pretty good chance to survive.

 

[Issurru]

Other than my 32" TV for a computer monitor I have a case of pre-mixed whiskey and coke (only 4 cans but i'm sure they'd hurt like hell, or maybe take a chunk out of it), My storm trooper bobble head OR strangle him/her with the wii-mote nun-chuck combo.

After that I would go grab my pot of Kraft Dinner thats currently cooking and swing until his head is no more

 

[everfreeDragon]

Let's see Wooden Sword, Retractable Craft Knife and an empty coke bottle. I think I'd have to worry more about my dog eating the zombie rather than the Zombie eating me.

If you want more detail here it is. I'd use the sword to keep the upper hand in the battle and attempt to stab my knife into it's head if I see an opening to do so.

 

[Karlosdj86]

I would turn it's strength against it, using a judo throw to turn the forward momentum of it's hungry lunge into added strength for me. Then when it's flat on it's back i could curb-stomp the decomposing interloper into oblivion

EDIT: also it has just occurred to me that a lot, if not all, of us are sitting on a chair of some description and well... if it works for lion tamers. Just sayin'

 

[Mr S]

I have a pocket knife right next to me, if I had 10 seconds to pull it out of its package I could probably beat the zombie.

 

[Timmons]

hmmmm... I have a pen, a plate, a cat, some large metal cases, many many many random computer related things and a french horn close to me.. i could either throw the morbidly obese kitty at it, or play the horn so badly it would scare even a mentally deranged zombie away.

 

[Alar]

I have a machete right next to me, so I think I would be fine. If I, for some reason, missed a vital spot and it kept coming, I guess I would bash it over the head with my flatscreen monitor.

 

[DELTA x WOLF]

The closest thing around me is a ball point pen. I think i would get bit a few times and bleed out but the zombie would be dead too and I would take its place. Maybe