So a zombie bursts through the door...

[Ekonk]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop, log onto The Escapist, type in "yet another boring cliched zombie scenario" into the Search bar, and the solution would probably hit my screen before the zombie got close enough to attack.

Oh snap.

He's right though. But on the other hand, imagine the Escapist without zombie threads! It wouldn't be the Escapist!

I'd look around for someting heave and potentionally lethal. I have a katana here, but it's ornamental and not sharp. Might as well try jamming it into the eyesocket though. If all else fails, jump out of the window.

 

[Belgian_Waffles]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop, log onto The Escapist, type in "yet another boring cliched zombie scenario" into the Search bar, and the solution would probably hit my screen before the zombie got close enough to attack.

Oh snap.

He's right though. But on the other hand, imagine the Escapist without zombie threads! It wouldn't be the Escapist!

I'd look around for someting heave and potentionally lethal. I have a katana here, but it's ornamental and not sharp. Might as well try jamming it into the eyesocket though. If all else fails, jump out of the window.

We have to have some stupid fun now and again.

 

[Timotei]

First I'd wonder how he burst in a 150 lbs, solid-core, quadruple-hinge, three lock hardwood door.

Not even a police battering ram can defeat that

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Well, with my amazing mind, I would spawn James Doungwensen The eighthundred-thirty first to give him a long lexture, while I run upstairs grab my dad's shotgun, and blow him away.

 

[LogicNProportion]

I'm in a living room with no doors that a zombie could break down.

I win, for no such zombie exists.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I would use the katana hanging over my bed :3

 

[Kevonovitch]

I CAST FLARE!

 

[cocoadog]

I would fuck it. Now can we be done with zombie threads? Was that weird enough? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

 

[Kevonovitch]

I would fuck it. Now can we be done with zombie threads? Was that weird enough? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

verily i am entertained.

 

[Mr Smiles]

i would use my katana, and i kid you not, i have two katanas on a stand to the right of my computer, i got them from japan when i went there for a holiday, so that zombie is so screwed, unless the zombie comes from the door behind me.... but if its from the door in front of me down the hallway, i'll be fine

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

Suppressors don't do crap. They change the gunshot from deafening to slightly louder than a dragonforce concert. It's not just a little "pshew" like in the movies.

The goal of a silencer/suppressor is to suppress the noise of firing, the use of silencer is misleading but in a pure technical sense of how a high quality suppressor works it does "silence" just not the way movies portray it. In an urban or deep forrest environment it makes it hard to pinpoint where the shot is being fired from which is what the suppressor is meant to do.

Now low quality suppressors can actually make the noise louder, completely defeating the purpose.

 

[zombiesinc]

I would smack the lack-of-sense right out of it with my... banana peel!

Fear it!

 

[DeadEy3]

Throw my wireless mouse at him to gain a couple of seconds, then make a dash for the old classic baseball bat!

 

[iBananaCrazy]

Well probably in a 4-5 diameter of me there are many things to beat a zombie down with like:

A old CRT monitor, a 19" HD monitor, a printer, a glass skull, a glass soccer ball, a computer tower, a Xbox 360, a X-Rocker gaming chair thing, or a 19" HD TV I use for gaming..I'm sure I could go dual 19" inch monitor/tv and own its ass somehow..

 

[Grayjack]

I could probably get my machete which is five feet away from me. If I couldn't, I'd probably stab the zombie with a pencil.

 

[Atmos Duality]

I have a composite steel knife sitting within arms reach in my dresser. It's sharpened, and I happen to know where to put it. That zombie is fucked, s/he just doesn't know it yet (they don't really know much about anything, come to think of it).

 

[Broady Brio]

Use this laptop. Then the TV next to me.

 

[sirkai007]

Well there are several firearms in my room. However after reading this thread I got up and brought a pistol over to my desk. Just in case.

 

[Professor Putricide]

I'd hurl my grandmother at the zombie, and then I'll haul ass out the back door.

 

[Imat]

I've got a lot of pencils near me right now...Of course odds are I wouldn't be immune to the virus that created said zombie, so killing it would probably end my life as we know it, but I could do humanity a favor by taking out the zombie that infected me at least.