So Escapist, What Ails You?

[MrMixelPixel]

I got nothing. I'm pretty garsh darn healthy.

I do have a problem repressing my emotions... So maybe someday that will form some tumor or mental disorder, we'll just have to wait and see.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I had shingles in high school. That's a disease that the vast majority of the people on this forum, likely everyone on this forum, is too young to have gotten. I win.

 

[bat32391]

For some reason I just got diarrhea and not the "just liquid kind" its the kind of diarrhea that shoots out with a disgusting green color that burns my asshole for some reason.

 

[Easton Dark]

I've been coughing for a few months.

That's literally it. No allergies, no conditions. My only abnormal condition is a cough.

 

[Guffe]

Nothing really... the occassional flue maybe ones a year but nothing else.
I eat healthy, work out a lot, go to school.

Spoiler: You lift things up and put them down?

Oddly enough, that's from a commercial about gyms.

I should ad a beat to that and put on a cd and play it for an hour and a half always when I hit the gym xD
So yeah, I lift things up and put them down, but I also run, play sports like badminton and football and I also enjoy swimming. I like to have variety in what I do.

 

[Arbi Trax]

All my problems are self-inflicted.

I've got an unstable joint in my left ankle from basic training in the Army. I was legging it over uneven ground with a shedload of kit on my back, and I accidentally stood on the side of my foot. Tore a ligament and broke my ankle. It's mostly fine, but there's a higher risk of it dislocating as a piece of bone got shaved off and won't heal.

Also, I'm currently recovering from a torn Pectoral muscle. Apparently you can do too many press ups

 

[Ljs1121]

I had an allergic reaction to something about five weeks ago and the rash I got is still there and it really bugs me.

Also asthma.

 

[Saulkar]

I have weak wrists far bellow the threshold needed to maintain my power lifting/body building regime. Additionally my grip is comically weak. Neither are genetic and the physicians I have talked are completely stumped. All the grip and wrist exercises I have committed to over the past three years have had absolutely no impact whatsoever. The generally accepted idea is that because I dislocated both wrists multiple times (left 4 and right 3) snowboarding without medical intervention must have caused permanent damage that is not visibly discernible.

 

[Saulkar]

I've been coughing for a few months.

That's literally it. No allergies, no conditions. My only abnormal condition is a cough.

I had that happen from early September last year to Early January. It was a respiratory virus that had absolutely no other symptoms outside of a violently powerful but painless cough.

 

[Xaio30]

Nothing that I haven't already learned to compensate for.
I'm just glad that I learned about it at a relatively early age.

 

[TwiZtah]

Psoriasis and WPW-syndrome [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolff%E2%80%93Parkinson%E2%80%93White_syndrome]. Oh, and lactose intolerance. Then there's my whole family being overweight, with plenty of diabetes to go around, so I have to be pretty careful to keep the gut in check. This pisses me off plenty, because I have a friend half my size who sits on his ass all day guzzling pizza. Somehow he just doesn't gain weight.

Two years ago I lost 30kg in the span of six months. My reward? Gallstones. There's also something wrong with my ankles. I squat like a champ and do Tour de France before breakfast, but I can't run to catch a bus without feeling like they're going to snap.

If you do squats slightly wrong, your ankles and legs will fuck up, hire someone who knows how to do squats the right way. Also, do some swimming, it's good training and is extremely easy on joints.

 

[King of Asgaard]

I believe this is relevant:

Spoiler

OT: Only migraines, and a fucked back, so I count myself lucky while reading this thread.

 

[Jedoro]

Nothing diagnosed. Even though I take care of myself, I'm sure a doctor could find *something* wrong, and it wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Nemu]

Other than seasonal allergies and migraines every 6 weeks or so, I'm fit as a fiddle.

 

[Patrick Buck]

I'm missing three toes on each foot, and have both my middle fingers bent in a more or less 90 degree angle permantly. Oh, and I have a cold.

 

[Woodsey]

Nothing. I am a perfectly heathy and ruggedly handsome human being. I mean, no offence to people with genuine afflictions, but these threads always turn into a hypochondriac convention. I could probably start a word-bingo for phrases like 'a bit of OCD'.

The internet might be a haven for porn-addicts but it's nightmare fuel for anyone who thinks they have anything in the slightest bit wrong with them.

 

[Raven's Nest]

I was born with a major infliction of awesomeness, adonian DNA, tiger blood and a compulsive urge to lie about things.


So basically all that.

And a 12 inch cock.