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Easton Dark

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I've been coughing for a few months.

That's literally it. No allergies, no conditions. My only abnormal condition is a cough.
 

Guffe

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Dags90 said:
Guffe said:
Nothing really... the occassional flue maybe ones a year but nothing else.
I eat healthy, work out a lot, go to school.
Oddly enough, that's from a commercial about gyms.
I should ad a beat to that and put on a cd and play it for an hour and a half always when I hit the gym xD
So yeah, I lift things up and put them down, but I also run, play sports like badminton and football and I also enjoy swimming. I like to have variety in what I do.
 

Arbi Trax

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All my problems are self-inflicted.

I've got an unstable joint in my left ankle from basic training in the Army. I was legging it over uneven ground with a shedload of kit on my back, and I accidentally stood on the side of my foot. Tore a ligament and broke my ankle. It's mostly fine, but there's a higher risk of it dislocating as a piece of bone got shaved off and won't heal.

Also, I'm currently recovering from a torn Pectoral muscle. Apparently you can do too many press ups o_O
 

Ljs1121

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I had an allergic reaction to something about five weeks ago and the rash I got is still there and it really bugs me.

Also asthma.
 

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I have weak wrists far bellow the threshold needed to maintain my power lifting/body building regime. Additionally my grip is comically weak. Neither are genetic and the physicians I have talked are completely stumped. All the grip and wrist exercises I have committed to over the past three years have had absolutely no impact whatsoever. The generally accepted idea is that because I dislocated both wrists multiple times (left 4 and right 3) snowboarding without medical intervention must have caused permanent damage that is not visibly discernible.
 

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Easton Dark said:
I've been coughing for a few months.

That's literally it. No allergies, no conditions. My only abnormal condition is a cough.
I had that happen from early September last year to Early January. It was a respiratory virus that had absolutely no other symptoms outside of a violently powerful but painless cough.
 

Xaio30

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Nothing that I haven't already learned to compensate for.
I'm just glad that I learned about it at a relatively early age.
 

TwiZtah

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excalipoor said:
Psoriasis and WPW-syndrome [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolff%E2%80%93Parkinson%E2%80%93White_syndrome]. Oh, and lactose intolerance. Then there's my whole family being overweight, with plenty of diabetes to go around, so I have to be pretty careful to keep the gut in check. This pisses me off plenty, because I have a friend half my size who sits on his ass all day guzzling pizza. Somehow he just doesn't gain weight.

Two years ago I lost 30kg in the span of six months. My reward? Gallstones. There's also something wrong with my ankles. I squat like a champ and do Tour de France before breakfast, but I can't run to catch a bus without feeling like they're going to snap.
If you do squats slightly wrong, your ankles and legs will fuck up, hire someone who knows how to do squats the right way. Also, do some swimming, it's good training and is extremely easy on joints.
 

King of Asgaard

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I believe this is relevant:

OT: Only migraines, and a fucked back, so I count myself lucky while reading this thread.
 

Jedoro

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Nothing diagnosed. Even though I take care of myself, I'm sure a doctor could find *something* wrong, and it wouldn't surprise me.
 

Nemu

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Other than seasonal allergies and migraines every 6 weeks or so, I'm fit as a fiddle. :D
 

Patrick Buck

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I'm missing three toes on each foot, and have both my middle fingers bent in a more or less 90 degree angle permantly. Oh, and I have a cold.
 

Woodsey

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Nothing. I am a perfectly heathy and ruggedly handsome human being. I mean, no offence to people with genuine afflictions, but these threads always turn into a hypochondriac convention. I could probably start a word-bingo for phrases like 'a bit of OCD'.

The internet might be a haven for porn-addicts but it's nightmare fuel for anyone who thinks they have anything in the slightest bit wrong with them.
 

Raven's Nest

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I was born with a major infliction of awesomeness, adonian DNA, tiger blood and a compulsive urge to lie about things.


So basically all that.

And a 12 inch cock.
 
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Perfectly healthy physically, although my nose is never quite clear, I usually forget about it until I actually inhale/exhale through my nose, now I can't take my attention off it, thanks assholes (I love you all really).

Mentally/emotionally on the other hand, nothing i've had to see a doctor about.Though i'm pretty sure i'm not perfectly healthy up there.
 
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Nothing really. I do think I have a pretty low immune system though due to me getting sick if someone so much as looks at me funny or maybe that's just because I don't eat healthy.
 

Tropicaz

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Dermatographism. Essentially supersensitive skin, quite fun as it means you can draw on yourself with a fingernail and it stays there for hours, but less fun in summer as heat fucks me up and makes me insanely itchy.
Lost half of one of my index fingers but happened when I was 3 so doesnt bother me much.
So compared to alot of people here i'm doing well.
 

Easton Dark

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Saulkar said:
Easton Dark said:
I've been coughing for a few months.

That's literally it. No allergies, no conditions. My only abnormal condition is a cough.
I had that happen from early September last year to Early January. It was a respiratory virus that had absolutely no other symptoms outside of a violently powerful but painless cough.
Did it just go away after awhile? Mine's been going on for longer than that. And they're not particularly strong, just frequent. It's annoying.
 

CrimsonBlaze

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I hate cold air. If I'm not properly bundled up, it tends to make me wheeze and crack my skin. Also, if I breath in too much of it, like if I'm exercising or running in the cold air, I tend to cough violently to the point of almost throwing up.

I'm also prone to getting colds when there are rapid changes in the temperature (i.e. today will be 80 and tomorrow it is 65). This will also dry my skin up; hand lotions seem to work only half the time, so I often wear gloves when going outside. A lot of these crazy climate changes tend to occur in Spring, the season where I'm most prone to getting sick, and therefore, I simply loathe Spring.
 

Musette

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I'm generally healthy, but I do have moderate scoliosis in my lower back. Last I checked, I had a 37 degree curve, and once you hit 45 degrees, you require major surgery, so I'm cutting it a little close. It also misaligned my hips and created a muscle crunch on my left side, which has an effect on quite a bit of my posture and gait. It's annoying, and I get a little self conscious about the asymmetry of my body sometimes, but it doesn't get in the way of my life very much.