So escapists... what's your porn name?

[Harkonnen64]

Richard Masters, though my friends call me Dick.
Dick Masters.

 

[Radelaide]

Jesse Rawson...

 

[Mariakko]

Rastus Brown. I'm okay with this. Sounds like the a name used for the porn that is filmed in alleyways.

 

[TephlonPrice]

Hugh Johnson

 

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Richard Masters, though my friends call me Dick.
Dick Masters.

I think you just won the thread.

OT: I'm not quite comfortable divulging the necessary information, so I'll use my mother's middle name instead.

"Ayla Marie". Sounds classy! Sure, it means I'll be a shemale camwhore, but I'll a classy shemale camwhore.

 

[Donnie Restad]

Willow Jaeger.
Hmmm. I'm not sure if it works for porn, but I like the combination of the masculine and feminine like that.

 

[salinv]

Kashew Mayes.. Hmm, I don't think that will work. Unless it includes some mayonnaise fetish or something.

 

[Rawberry101]

Sparky Anderson, could work in a porn scenario when they call in the electrician I suppose.

How dare you desecrate the name! A hall of fame baseball manager. Recently deceased to boot!

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Isnt this question a phishing scam? The two main questions websites ask to make your password secret are "mothers maiden name and first pets name". I thought this was developed by people who wanted to steal passwords as an easy way to mass collect a load of data. Anyway...

Low Salt.

Eh.

None of this is information ive ever used online. These are infact my second pets name and my friend of families maiden name. Made a better one than mine would though.

 

[VonKripleSpek]

If i were to take my middle name and a historical figure it would be Vlad the Impaler...

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Laphroaig Forsberg

That is terrible.

 

[alligabbi]

Neró Kristjánsdóttir

Gotta love the Icelandic naming system..

 

[Aurora Firestorm]

Chopper Wingate.

That...sounds like some kind of snuff film actor. XD

 

[tehroc]

Rock Everhard.