So escapists... what's your porn name?

[Basement Cat]

My first pet really I guess was my mother's horse, or well the family horse anyway if you want to call it that =p. We called the horse Clop, and my mothers maiden name is Klopp... so there!

Clop Klopp

...

Clop Clop?

Yay, I'm a pony play porn person =D.

We're all sure the Bronies will become MAJOR fans

 

[Erttheking]

I think my porn name would simply be The King.

 

[Kirke]

Lille Reimers.
Funny, since I'm actually the smallest Reimers in the family.
(My mother simply added my fathers name, and so did I. So I'm Josephsson Reimers.)

 

[Alex909]

Little Pussy Norton

And I'm a guy.

I swear to God I'm not making that up. My first pet was a cat called Little Pussy. Named her when I was 8, I had no idea 'Pussy' meant what it does today.

EDIT: Got a capatcha error, had to type in 'Hard and fast' XD

 

[BarbaricGoose]

Bentley Ellen.

Lame...

 

[ManimalR]

Ross Evans.. not too bad

 

[laggyteabag]

SamSam Wallington

(Yeah, SamSam, Problem?)

 

[Saulkar]

Not to be a downer, but aren't those two of the common security questions?

It's not that I distrust Escapist users, I just distrust the Internet at large.

Yeah, sorta the same reason I am holding back.

 

[Tuesday Night Fever]

Currently have two cats... so either...

Jake Dart

or

Gizmo Dart

 

[Deathmageddon]

Mine sucks. I prefer to be called Nargath the Injector! Or Dick Johnson. Willie Cummings. Joe McCarthy.

 

[Shaved Apple]

I thought it was your middle name and your first pets name. Then mine would be Robert Polar. If it's your first pets name and your mothers maiden name it would be Polar Wikert.

 

[Nannernade]

Elliot Quinn, Mmm... suddle yet satisfying

 

[Megacherv]

Megan Francis.

Spoiler: I do believe this is an appropriate reaction.

That's...no. Just...no.

You sure are an RT fan. I happen to have gotten my 'Touch My Awesome Button' t-shirt the other week

Mine's Max Czerwik. Doesn't really work that well...

 

[Dr. Gargunza]

Woogums LeFevre.


...I'm just going to concede now, thanks.

 

[Sassafrass]

You sure are an RT fan. I happen to have gotten my 'Touch My Awesome Button' t-shirt the other week

You have no proof I'm a RT fan, none at all!

...*Hides YT page*
*Hides the Tumblr which is full of RT based gifs*

You saw nothing. XD

 

[geK0]

Not to be a downer, but aren't those two of the common security questions?

It's not that I distrust Escapist users, I just distrust the Internet at large.

Well shit...... thanks for pointing that out

 

[Jun_Jun]

Sassy MacRory
lol I remember the variation of this where it is first pets name + first street you lived in

In that case it would be Sassy Batman (oh yes I lived on a street named 'Batman crescent'! >)
also, my first pet was named after that cat from 'homeward bound' it was a black googly eyed goldfish... (o_o) damn 4 year old logic! (it died on xmas day, why?! D

 

[Pfheonix]

Piper Chany... Weird. I'm a dude.

 

[Johnny Reb]

Murphy Connolly.

Not bad, i guess.