So escapists... what's your porn name?

[Mr. GameBrain]

If you want to get technical then I guess it would be "Sovereign Almond".
(Since that was the first pet we had when I was a child)

But really it would be "Merlin Almond" since that it my first, and current pet.
(I wuv my little Merlin. The mad little furball! XD)

 

[Frankster]

Rouge Majoli (ma jolie= "my beautiful/lovely" in french).

My porn name seems to be that of a kinky tranvestite :/

 

[Antitonic]

Not to be a downer, but aren't those two of the common security questions?

It's not that I distrust Escapist users, I just distrust the Internet at large.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Not to be a downer, but aren't those two of the common security questions?

I was going to say this, but the adorable waffle beat me to it.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Husky van Elck

...

Goddamn, that a pretty good fucking porn name!

 

[Fappy]

Enough people here already think my name is a porn name >.>

I'll play your game... Stripes Kaplan.

Wat?

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Pavlov Bhaggoe.

Did I win?

No?

 

[cathou]

Passe-poils Ladouceur

... ...

Ewww

 

[Total LOLige]

Enough people here already think my name is a porn name >.>

I'll play your game... Stripes Kaplan.

Wat?

I see Fappy being more of a producer or director name.

 

[Vrex360]

Vrex Bigdicksky

 

[DJjaffacake]

Chewie Houston

Wow, just... wow.

(Oh, and it's pronounced hooston. Because it's Scottish. Dickhead)

 

[Lizardon]

You know, I'm honestly not sure which pet came first so I'll use both.

Torpedo Rex Henson

Hmmm... that could actually work.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Bigdick Gigglefist. Did I win?

 

[Alternative]

Enough people here already think my name is a porn name >.>

I'll play your game... Stripes Kaplan.

Wat?

I think fappy is more something that someone who watches porn does.

Father O'Rielly O'Sullivian (god damn my family is super Irish)

I guess i could do Irish catholic porn?

 

[lacktheknack]

Bigdick Gigglefist. Did I win?

No, because either A. you cannot read OPs, or B. you have the worst first pet ever.

OT: "Seamus Smith". Not... bad... I guess?

 

[neonsword13-ops]

[HEADING=1]Sparky Meisner[/HEADING]

That's... something.

Right?

 

[Mr F.]

Uh.

Zora Lovell.

Sounds more like a chicks porn name. Plus we found out that Zora means "*****" in Spanish. Doesn't really work.

Not to be a downer, but aren't those two of the common security questions?

It's not that I distrust Escapist users, I just distrust the Internet at large.

Thanks for reminding me. Might have to use this thread on people when I try to phish their account information.

Doesn't work on me in particular. Considering this account is not associated with any other account I have ever used, my secret questions and answers are all based upon characters in the novellas I occasionally write... *went off on a massive tangent*

OT: I still hold that the name that was created with the normal method does not really work.

 

[GenericAmerican]

Dozer Christian

Well the first bit was alright, but then religion. (actually that makes it kind of funny)

 

[hazabaza1]

Not to be a downer, but aren't those two of the common security questions?

It's not that I distrust Escapist users, I just distrust the Internet at large.

Whoops, didn't think of that. I usually go for 'first school' or 'best friend'.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Batman Coull

Well...