dude, excellent bully story. i think that's awesome you stood up to your bully so hard he called the cops. however, i find that total bullshit that cops get after you instead of that jerk.
i've got a couple bully stories. elementary school, 5th grade, 3 nerds (one british) gave me a hard time on the playground. i made friends with a slightly tempered black kid, and we harassed back, fuck yeah. one day, the tall one just reeeally got to me, so i punched him square in the face BAM. then we were forced to stay inside for recess and do this thing, we kind of became friends, and i later became friends with the 2 non british kids in high school. however, in senior year after my first time getting dumped, i slowly became a punk rock bearing dick and alienated my 2 nerd friends (my ex was friends with these 2, and i just couldn't stand the tall one's bullshit about me and her. he was a troll in 5th grade, and he's still a troll today, and i feel stupid for not seeing that sooner.) it was for the better, they were both pretty damn weird.
this one kid always harrased me in middle school. one day we were in the boys locker room, and i punched him square in the jaw BAM. some time later, maybe several months, my dad has me with him to pick up my brother from soccer, where i see this kid again. i wave to him and say hi (i completely forgot i hit him) and he just kinda shys away and keeps his distance. in junior year of high school, i find out he's addicted to WoW and has become a quiet type. too bad, his mom was hot.
next kid, we're on good relations now, but back in middle school, GOD DAMMIT, he pissed me off. he was this short and stout jewish kid (like winnie the pooh, but a dick) he kept harassing me about my last name (eagle), said a bunch of other mean stuff, and this went on for the longest time. one day as the last class gets out, i try a technique my grandpa taught me; "treat him as your friend, and try to get on equal ground" so as he's harassing me, i give him a freindly shove in the back and friendly say "oh you, knock it off david!" i hoped this would relieve tension, then he spins around, grabs my shirt and stares into my eyes and says "touch me like that again, and i will kick your ass!". as he pushed me off and walked away, i was reeeeally pissed off "ok grandpa, fuck that, new approach; dirty harry style" so i kicked him in the back to get his attention, and i grabbed his shirt when he turned around, then i THREW HIS FAT ASS into the lockers. i never felt more accomplished. before he could retaliate, teachers broke it up. he then called me racist for a few weeks because he was jewish, and let me explain why that's bullshit;
1) i was young and had no concept of religion
2) i hate him because he picked on me
3) judaism is a religion, not an ethnicity, the proper word is anti-semite. but of course, you can say that quickly enough as you pass by in the halls. wanna know who else thought judaism was a race? hitler. way to go jewish fat kid, you've insulted your own intelligence.
4) i had a secret crush on this russian jewish girl, who i finally dated at the end of junior year, which came to an end in january, but that's not why i'm here.
oh god, hockey camp at orchard lake st. mary's, that was one of the worst experiences of my entire life. i met this one black kid who was really nice, he was pretty white. but everyone else GOD DAMMIT, I HATE SPOILED RICH KIDS. every one of these bullies so far, they've been spoiled rich kids. every kid at this hockey camp gave me a hard time, they were utter assholes. but the day finally came when we had our final scrimage and the 2 worst kids were on the opposite team...and i was on defense. GOD DOES LOVE ME i thought when one of them tried to skate along the boards around me. when the chance finally came, i checked that mother fucker HARD into the boards BAM. then later, the other one tried to trip me and i managed to avoid it, so i checked him in retaliation and luckily the hit was legal. i felt so damn accomplished.
of course, there have been many many many other times i've been bullied (don't get me started) but HOLY SHIT i've made quite the wall of text.
in the scheme of it all, i've learned a valuable lesson; no matter how much your friends try to tell you "just ignore them" sometimes you've REALLY got make those assholes bleed and let them know that you're not gonna take their shit.
wow, that kind of inspired me to go hunt down some bullies from senior year and slash their tires, maybe even leave my graffiti tag on their car.
