So I got a mysterious package in the mail....

[BlumiereBleck]

See if it has any significance towards it that supernaturally effects your life.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I got back from the store the other day and found a package from UPS at my door. I took it inside and though I didn't order anything or recognize the sender, I opened it. Turns out it was an electromagnetic transducer. I tried calling the phone number on the return address, but it says that the number is no longer in service. I don't want this thing and I don't know what to do with the damn thing. Advice?

Wh-what's an electromagnetic transducer? An can it power the delorean?

A transducer is a device that converts energy from one form into another. Logically, an electromagnetic transducer either converts electromagnetic energy into another form of energy or converts energy into electromagnetic energy. Though I've worked out it's basic function, I don't know it's actual function.

 

[Kraiiit]

sounds like something from half life. try to not open a gateway to another world and doom earth, will you?

I will admit that the possibility of a resonance cascade is extremely unlikely. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[icyneesan]

Plug it into your car, speed up to 60 and see what happens?

Other then that you could try and use it like a sex toy, though thats my suggestion for everything.

 

[Chunko]

I got back from the store the other day and found a package from UPS at my door. I took it inside and though I didn't order anything or recognize the sender, I opened it. Turns out it was an electromagnetic transducer. I tried calling the phone number on the return address, but it says that the number is no longer in service. I don't want this thing and I don't know what to do with the damn thing. Advice?

I was expecting you to make me lose the game there for a second. Oh wait Dangit!

 

[DefunctTheory]

Plug it into your car, speed up to 60 and see what happens?

Other then that you could try and use it like a sex toy, though thats my suggestion for everything.

88mph... 88...

*Sigh*

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I got back from the store the other day and found a package from UPS at my door. I took it inside and though I didn't order anything or recognize the sender, I opened it. Turns out it was an electromagnetic transducer. I tried calling the phone number on the return address, but it says that the number is no longer in service. I don't want this thing and I don't know what to do with the damn thing. Advice?

I was expecting you to make me lose the game there for a second. Oh wait Dangit!

What?

 

[Firoth]

I'll take it!

$20 and it's yours!

What?! You got it for free.

 

[diego_2112]

Step One: Collect Elecromagnetic Transducers
Step Two: ???
Step Three: PROFIT!

But seriously, what you NEED to do is reverse engineer that beeotch, weaponize it, and become the next Dr. Doom! I mean, it IS a crime to open other people's mail, so you're going to need SOMETHING to fend off da PoPo!

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Just found it online. Apparently it's used to amplify the base in a car stereo or a home entertainment system. I'm kind of disappointed actually.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Set it on fire bro

Obviously it was mis-mailed. Return to sender.

Morals, lose them

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Put it in the microwave.
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!

 

[Blindswordmaster]

It was addressed to me with my full name. I wouldn't have opened it otherwise.

 

[Deleric]

Fuck with it until you become the main character of a science fiction program.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Kick it till something fancy happens.

Set it on fire bro

Obviously it was mis-mailed. Return to sender.

Morals, lose them

These guys have the right idea. Listen to them
THEN PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE!

 

[Something Amyss]

sounds like something from half life. try to not open a gateway to another world and doom earth, will you?

I chuckled.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I'll take it!

$20 and it's yours!

What?! You got it for free.

*****, you do not get to pay retail! I have to pay for shipping, I have to package it, and I have to make a profit. Your words offend me, the price is now 30 American.

 

[Nouw]

Since it's useless... use it to hit someone!

 

[Silva]

An interesting package to randomly receive.

I got back from the store the other day and found a package from UPS at my door. I took it inside and though I didn't order anything or recognize the sender, I opened it. Turns out it was an electromagnetic transducer. I tried calling the phone number on the return address, but it says that the number is no longer in service. I don't want this thing and I don't know what to do with the damn thing. Advice?

Wh-what's an electromagnetic transducer? An can it power the delorean?

A transducer is a device that converts energy from one form into another. Logically, an electromagnetic transducer either converts electromagnetic energy into another form of energy or converts energy into electromagnetic energy. Though I've worked out it's basic function, I don't know it's actual function.

Reading about it here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_acoustic_transducer

Sounds like some kind of ultrasound scanner for certain elements relevant to industrial/scientific purposes, like checking how thick a gas pipe is or if it's blocked without breaking it open. Maybe the OP accidentally got something intended for a physics student or engineer.

 

[Sallix]

I reckon you should transduce some electromagnets.