So I just got jumped last night...
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20 feet... About 6 meters, right? So, you'd be hitting that train at about... 30 km/h. Ought to break a leg, hitting hard surface you can't even roll on to lessen the impact force.
Mate, that's a normal day for me.
On a good day after my shoes get stolen I jump onto a moving train then have to limbo for an hour as it goes through a tunnel. I then leap off the train as it derails and flies into the grand canyon, After barely leaping the grand canyon these guys appear, they are holding gatling guns and start shooting so I have to throw my socks at them to blind them and give them a roundhouse kick to the face.
The mafia turns up but most of the time I don't have to deal with them cos aliens usually invade, only this time they were running 5 minutes late (one of them got indigestion at the maccas located on the moon) so I picked up one of the gatling guns from the unconcious dudes and starting firing but all I heard was click click click so I tossed it away and started to run at them and manage to put my kung fu skills to use and incapacitate the mafia boss and his goons. I then steal their pimped-out mafia car because the aliens have arrived...
...then things start to get interesting...
On a good day after my shoes get stolen I jump onto a moving train then have to limbo for an hour as it goes through a tunnel. I then leap off the train as it derails and flies into the grand canyon, After barely leaping the grand canyon these guys appear, they are holding gatling guns and start shooting so I have to throw my socks at them to blind them and give them a roundhouse kick to the face.
The mafia turns up but most of the time I don't have to deal with them cos aliens usually invade, only this time they were running 5 minutes late (one of them got indigestion at the maccas located on the moon) so I picked up one of the gatling guns from the unconcious dudes and starting firing but all I heard was click click click so I tossed it away and started to run at them and manage to put my kung fu skills to use and incapacitate the mafia boss and his goons. I then steal their pimped-out mafia car because the aliens have arrived...
...then things start to get interesting...
Some people just have the "tough gene". My grandfather got his arm slashed badly in a fight and still won. He passed this gene to my mother who got into a fight and won...while pregnant with my big sister. She passed it to my sister who is a tough SOB herself. The gene skipped me though. I'd rather avoid confrontation...but I'm sure I could fuck someone up if angry enough.
Sorry, but society has been that way for years. Long before you or I were born even. And it's going to be that way after we're both dead too. There is no way to end human cruelty and brutality. It's terrible and sad, but I for one believe that it's true.Atheist. said:
Or as William Golding puts it: "Ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man's heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called Piggy."
Wow, that was kinda a heavy, profound post. I feel like I need to lighten the mood somehow......... Boobies!!!
Considering that in most places on this planet having the gall to be born without a penis increases your odds of being assaulted or murdered to a near certainty for reasons unkown to God themselves, someone being robbed doesn't surprise me. Humanity is one giant crime upon itself.
Luckily I live in the best country on Earth (I think. So far) and happen to be born into moderate wealth and a comfortable upper-middle class family. Crime isn't something I've experienced much.
Luckily I live in the best country on Earth (I think. So far) and happen to be born into moderate wealth and a comfortable upper-middle class family. Crime isn't something I've experienced much.
You can tell things are fucked up when you see that we are all believing that you jumped onto a train. Glad to see you're ok.
One time a hobo jumped into me and my ex wifes car and mugged me for about 40 dollars worth of liquor i had in the back seat.
Another time about 12 yrs ago I actually did the mugging(I was a rotten little shit in my youth). I rolled a pizza man after he delivered a pie in a nearby apartment complex. I got about eighty bucks from him and broke his glasses.
Another time about 12 yrs ago I actually did the mugging(I was a rotten little shit in my youth). I rolled a pizza man after he delivered a pie in a nearby apartment complex. I got about eighty bucks from him and broke his glasses.
No. That's not how the world works. Certain people have a duty to assume truth (emergency operators -- 911, 000 -- who must legally take every single call they get seriously, no matter how many times you prank them) but for your average person, doubt is common sense. Or are you going to believe anything I tell you so long as you have no evidence I'm lying?Atheist. said:
A con-artists wet dream.
I agree in some respect, but you're basically promoting crime. In my situation, a five versus one, which side do you think the police will take? Your stance is of the people are innocent unless proven guilty. Sadly this is the way America has gone. Sitting in jail/prison for a crime you did not commit, and then getting nothing when you were innocent. Fuck that.Snowy Rainbow said:
Pretty fucked up when you think about those people who were mugged/killed for the iPhone they had.....Atheist. said:
OT: I've never been mugged. I can hold my own in a fight but the thing about muggings is they aren't exactly fair fights so I don't know what's gonna happen until it does....
Good job for you, you got pretty lucky not being seriously hurt, as well as making it out alive
I've never been mugged--almost was in downtown Chicago, but I walked away. I have to say: you are a badass. I bet (assuming that that pic isn't you) you look like this:Atheist. said:
Alright, I don't really care. Not trying to be a dick, but this was in a familiar location. I know the bridge height, and I'm not trying to brag. While 20 feet is a decent drop, it's not life threatening. Either you're misinformed, or you're calling me a liar. Either way, you're disrespectful. I wouldn't be an ass to you if you got mugged, why the hell are you doing it to me? Are you seriously such a bad person you'd pick on a crime victim?gamezombieghgh said:
Couple of my former friends were walking home at 1 am in the scummy part of my neighbourhood and were mugged. Had over $100 stolen off them. They were actually surprised it happened.
I can't help but be sceptical too. You say you know Krav Maga? Isn't that the one fighting style pretty much made to brutally end a fight as quickly as possible, and it specialises in multiple opponents? And you happen to know some free running too, since you can survive a pretty large fall with no shoes on.
My question is this - Why didn't you just beat them down, then do some free running flips to victory?
My question is this - Why didn't you just beat them down, then do some free running flips to victory?
Wow, that sucks dude. But serious kudos for your insane Batman moves, I'm impressed.
OT: Two thugs with a dog once tried to rob my boyfriend with a knife when he was a bit drunk. He laughed (figuring that it takes some serious guts and determination to stab someone and that they wouldn't dare), told them that it wasn't going to happen and that they should go walk on the other side of the street, and walked away. He told me that he was sure they'd release the dog on him, but lo and behold, they did exactly what he said. And he's not this huge buff dude.
OT: Two thugs with a dog once tried to rob my boyfriend with a knife when he was a bit drunk. He laughed (figuring that it takes some serious guts and determination to stab someone and that they wouldn't dare), told them that it wasn't going to happen and that they should go walk on the other side of the street, and walked away. He told me that he was sure they'd release the dog on him, but lo and behold, they did exactly what he said. And he's not this huge buff dude.
That sounds pretty damn awful and I can't really imagine, but then again the worst I have to deal with is bears and they seem to have trouble fitting through tight spaces so just run into some thick foliage and then keep running and your good...
As for what kind of world we live in is a world that is constantly being shaped and designed by tens of thousands of different people at the same time, so a pretty fucking variable one. you know what? I could totally imagine this entire world as one giant computer game that is continously being designed by each of its players imagination as they go through life, an interesting concept...
Twenty feet would be pretty fucking ridiculous though, and from trying to stand on top of a car in my stupid stunt we called 'car surfing' before as it went at a mere 15 MPH I believe I am experienced enough to say that actually staying on a moving train after such a drop would be damn near impossible and chances are this is fabricated in which case the real question should be what kind of world do we live in? (I'm not saying its impossible but the skill, ability and levelheadedness of someone who could pull such a stunt probably wouldn't have to much trouble with a few thugs)
As for what kind of world we live in is a world that is constantly being shaped and designed by tens of thousands of different people at the same time, so a pretty fucking variable one. you know what? I could totally imagine this entire world as one giant computer game that is continously being designed by each of its players imagination as they go through life, an interesting concept...
Twenty feet would be pretty fucking ridiculous though, and from trying to stand on top of a car in my stupid stunt we called 'car surfing' before as it went at a mere 15 MPH I believe I am experienced enough to say that actually staying on a moving train after such a drop would be damn near impossible and chances are this is fabricated in which case the real question should be what kind of world do we live in? (I'm not saying its impossible but the skill, ability and levelheadedness of someone who could pull such a stunt probably wouldn't have to much trouble with a few thugs)
They left you alone because you smelled didn't they? They just walked up and were like GIVE ME ALL YOU'RE- Oh god no... just no... keep it, I mean its ok, its yours ugh nauseous... dieing... Sorry thats just what came to mind I had toAkytalusia said:
I assumed this was coming up. Fighting with no weapons against a group of five people is difficult no matter what you are trained in. Especially considering one person is 6'5 270 pounds, and another is slightly under this. Take into consideration I'm a 180 lb 5'11-6'0 male.Appleshampoo said:
I managed to take down the big guy before getting straight up rushed. I in no way claim i'm some Krav Maga master. I've simply studied it for a while under an instructor. Like I said before, if I had only been facing two or MAYBE three, I would have been off fine. But five people who essentially circled me is nothing to scoff at. Ask anyone sufficient in most martial arts how plausible this situation is for the minority.
