So... Leprechauns...

[Terminate421]

Thats a Genie

Id want to wish for my mom back to life but there are several problems with that.

But....

Id wish for a turn offable/onable vision mode that tells me the right answers to me being successful in life.
Id wish for infinite amounts of money
Id wish for Pokemon to be real and Id have the team from my game. (That last one is because I have nothing else to wish for, making it almost a waste.)
OR
Id wish for the strength and fitness of an olympic athlete.

 

[GothmogII]

...Leprechauns granting wishes. Huh, time was you'd be lucky if you could get them to fix a shoe, and even they you'd have to keep your eye on the bastard the whole time, lest he magic himself away. Not to mention the fact he'd only mend -one- of them, lazy gits.

As for wishes:

1) A life time supply of Lucky Charms. Very few places here in Ireland actually sell them, and they usually go for about ?15.00 a box, not cheap for a breakfast cereal, but I love the stuff, if I did drugs, they'd be Lucky Charms.

2)Unlimited wealth, rather dull wish. But, if you've got all the money in the world, it stands to reason therefore that you can then spend your time doing other things, like being a world explorer or learning everything you can.

3)A pocket dimension where you can control literally everything and never age or die. Now, you might think, such a thing would have you set, so, why would need your Lucky Charms and riches up there? Well, even having what amounts to a Holodeck, would I'd imagine get boring eventually.

Also, if the Leprechaun is of the malicious type, expect your wishes to backfire with hilarious and deadly results. The Lucky Charms will be cornflakes, only someone's also shat in the box. The riches will see you crushed under a pile of gold. And the pocket dimension will most likely have you trapped in a hellish limbo for all eternity, with your immortality of course, where the only thing you can control is a paraplegic blind gnome named Derrick who spouts ill-conceived rhyming limericks at the drop of a hat in a dimension filled with hats falling from the sky.

 

[Agent Larkin]

I wouldn't make a wish.

I would do what we Irish people have done for generations when it comes to Leprechauns.

That is punch the little bugger in the face and eat him. No seriously. Were do you think the Lucky Charms cereal comes from?

 

[Samcanuck]

Yeah, so if you were approached by a Leprechaun, and he told you you could have three wishes, what would you wish for?

Personally, acid blood like aliens, followed very quickly by immunity from acid blood and then the ability to not die unless I was killed

No dude....pick the immunity first...your body would be mush before you said two words.

 

[Samcanuck]

Immortality, the ability to shapeshift and an O'neill class spaceship.

Trade the spaceship for the ability for hyper reaction speed when in danger, and those are my wishes.

 

[Jedamethis]

this is how it'd go

me: give me my three wishes
L: ok whatcha want
me: your pot of gold
L: no thats against the rules
me: fine then a pot of gold which is exactly the same as yours
L: no thats against the rules too
me: fine then a bigger pot of gold than yours
L: for gods sake you can't get it through your skull you aint getting a pot of gold
me: i wish it wasn't against the rules
L: NO. pick something else
me: fine then i want a bucket of gold
and so it would continue until he was really mad!
Then I'd ask for a unicorn and a genie that would give me a pot of gold...

You sneaky llama!

OT: I'unno. Can I get these wishes to go please?
I'll think of stuff later.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Since when do those irish freak-midgets grant wishes?

Anyway:
1) My very own interstellar starship. Warp drive is not necessary, but I require at least 0.95c. Food replicators, holodeck, weapons systems, etc.
2) $500,000,000,000. What can I say, I like money.
3) The ability to force-choke people at any distance. I might just watch Fox News if that works >

 

[Sneaklemming]

why did I even click on this thread... I think its genies that grant wishes, the leps just sell as tacky irish junk - theyre not even in real folklore.

 

[CJ1145]

1. Wish for the powers of Superman
2. Wish for immunity to Kryptonite
3. Wish for the Genie from Aladdin

1. Wish for the most kickass hero costume ever
2. Wish for a thousand dollars.
3. I WISH YOU WERE FREE *Inspiring, Dramatic Chorus*

After that, I'd have a best genie friend who'd hang out with me and make stuff if I asked nicely, so yeah.

=D

 

[Blueruler182]

1. Dr. Manhattan's power.
2. My personality not to be altered by said power.
3. Heroes to get another season without Jeph Loeb riding it into the ground.

I'm pretty sure the first two wishes would make anything else possible. Like the destruction of all wish-making creatures on the planet so nobody will somehow become more powerful. And I actually like the last two volumes of heroes, it should have had a going-out season to tie up that MAJOR cliffhanger...

 

[William Dickbringer]

this is how it'd go

me: give me my three wishes
L: ok whatcha want
me: your pot of gold
L: no thats against the rules
me: fine then a pot of gold which is exactly the same as yours
L: no thats against the rules too
me: fine then a bigger pot of gold than yours
L: for gods sake you can't get it through your skull you aint getting a pot of gold
me: i wish it wasn't against the rules
L: NO. pick something else
me: fine then i want a bucket of gold
and so it would continue until he was really mad!
Then I'd ask for a unicorn and a genie that would give me a pot of gold...

I'm laughing because I imagine the irish accent

1.control time
2.psychic powers
3.and martial arts

 

[GothmogII]

why did I even click on this thread... I think its genies that grant wishes, the leps just sell as tacky irish junk - theyre not even in real folklore.

That's...actually completely wrong, they are present in folklore, generally, they appear as small persons or fairies who primarily deal in the repair of shoes, where they would often be found working on a single one of. And, in one legend involving an Irish King, a Leprechaun is said to have granted that king three wishes. They were also regarded as tricksters, known for their enjoyment of pulling pranks.

Unfortunately (not that it really matters), they're stereotyped the hell out of these days, it's no wonder you thought they didn't have a folkloric history.

 

[Angus565]

1. To be invulnerable but not the kind where you live forever, the kind were you are bullet/knife/bomb/pointed stick proof.
2. The ability to teleport by thinking about the place I want to go and then snapping my fingers (so I don't accidentally teleport into the sun)
3. To play the guitar like a god

Then I would travel the globe playing bad-ass music for the world, and I wouldn't get murdered for all my money that I'd make rocking.

 

[Choppaduel]

immortal, invulnerable, master of time and space.

EDIT: that or just make me into a Q, and wish for some other Qs as well.

 

[Logic 0]

1. To know what to wish for.
2. wish for that.
3.to suplex a train.

Then I'd be the second man to ever suplex a train and some other things.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I'd smash the little bastard's skull in. Never trust the little people.

 

[A Raging Emo]

I'd wish to...

1: Everlasting Youth.

2: Time Manipulation.

3: One Million more wishes.

Afetr that, I'd wish to/for...

1: Play Guitar really well.

2: Half Life 2: Episode 3.

3: A money tree.

... ... ... *Trails off into own little World*

 

[RJ Dalton]

Dude, if a leprechaun ever came up to me and promised me wishes, I'd swear I was hallucinating it all again and put my fingers in my ears and go "lalalala!" until the freak goes away.

God, I hate leprechauns. They should all be deported back to Ireland.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I would wish his life was filled with misery and woe.
Then I would kick him.

[sub][sub][sub][sub]Fucking leprechauns.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

1. The ability to make a person disappear to a place where no one could hear them scream, in case someones talks trash to me or spawn kills me on halo or modern warfare.

2. infinite wealth. Like i mean who wouldn't?

3. being able to purchase games before they're released in store.