So... Leprechauns...

[Alexeduardo]

The ability to grant wishes

 

[IxionIndustries]

I wouldn't make a wish.

I would do what we Irish people have done for generations when it comes to Leprechauns.

That is punch the little bugger in the face and eat him. No seriously. Were do you think the Lucky Charms cereal comes from?

Unicorn meat?

Anyways, since when do those fuckers make wishes? Is this secretly a genie disguised as a leprechaun. Or maybe it's an Irish genie!

1: I'd wish for his life to become so horrible and for him to be on the verge of suicide.
2: Then I'd wish for his hot leprechaun wife to be my own.
3: Finally, I'd wish to speak to an actual genie, not some confused midget.