Octogunspunk said:
Reasons I wouldn't go... the horrible internet and game censorship
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games#Australia
not really that much, also we're getting an R18+ rating which should fix much of this soon.
Internet censorship? We don't have it... there were plans for it, and maybe still are... but we don't have it.
As for the bugs? If you don't go into the country the likelyhood is that you will not see a single one. Even if you do, they don't fucking bite your face off. They sit in the corner or on a wall and do nothing. Just get a glass, put it over it, slide some card under the glass and throw the fucker outside and stop being such a pansy. Just mentioning that snakes too are pretty rare sights in most places and you'll never run into one unless you're a moron traipsing through high grass.
The reasons you wouldn't come here is because it's expensive comparatively to countries that have more touristy things to do. Here in Melbourne I can't think of much a tourist would do... sure there are landmarks, things like museums and aquariums, but there's nothing really special. We're one of the most liveable cities, with some of the best nightlife and culture in the world, but that only caters for a special kind of tourist, and us Melburnians ourselves.