So...the rapture's today.

[DevilWolf47]

Dig through my house a little. I've actually kept track of the number of raptures i survived and the details. This is actually my fourth, and with one exception, all of them said that they discovered the date of rapture through "A hidden biblical code." Not surprisingly, all of these bastards flipped out when i pointed out that biblical text states that not even Christ knew when the end of days would arrive and that trying to predict it in a book whose original publication PREDATES OUR CURRENT ROMAN CALENDAR is kind of stupid.

But yeah, take a note of my fourth rapture, probably have a Silent Hill 2 speed run, haven't decided what i'm going to make for dinner yet but my girlfriend has hinted at wanting to do something fun. I'll leave that detail up to your interpretation.

 

[grizzlyAssuager]

What will I do tonight? The same thing that I do every night
. These guys know what that is.
With all of those noisome doo-gooders Raptured up, I may finally succeed in my goals!

I was waiting for that one! Now the song is stuck in my head. Guess I'll go down singing.

 

[Rockchimp69]

I hate apocalypse predictions like this so much..

Firstly why should people from that far back have any extra knowledge about such things than us? and if the religion is to be believed God will never reveal information about his existence or speak directly to anyone because it would remove their free will.

And secondly even if it is a completely valid prediction, there is no way that something that old could withstand all the calender resets, leap years and other bullshit that makes date keeping so in-accurate. It could quite easily be off by like 5 years.

 

[CplDustov]

It's at 6 PM, guys. You should ask these guys [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiribati] how they're doing 'cause it's 6 there already.

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Oh well, guess I'll start waiting for 2012.

Maybe they meant once it's 6pm of the very far side. so still 12 hours to go, you know, just to be sure.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.

Are you me?

 

[LiquidGrape]

Going to listen to this and act as if it's no thang.
Which it isn't.

 

[Pat8u]

Best quote ever from a news article
?These kind of predictions come up particularly in times of economic or social uncertainty - which is pretty much almost every year actually, you can track them, whether it?s commentary impacts or the rapture or giant space aliens or something"

Ot: Go to sleep its 12:00am over here in australia

Captcha: program garepl

 

[xXGeckoXx]

How all you all doing? Guess we got left behind...

So what do you guys plan to do today?

Me? I'm gonna avoid the suicde Christian radicals.

Same thing I do every day pinky, try to take over the world.

 

[akibawall95]

Wait there's supposed to be a rapture today! How come nobody told me this was happening?

OMG OMG what am i going to do my super bunker is still three years off arragh :{.

Well i guess there nothing for it.....I'm going to have a nap

Really? These threads have been popping up all the time.

OT: It is NOT going to happen. But if for some reason I'm gone, goodbye Earth see you in seven years!

 

[Freddyqaqualung]

I'll be at the top of the local clock tower, repelling the doomsday moon.

 

[Brainpalm]

Well, I am indeed still here. and it's 10:33 PM at time of writing.... No earthquakes, nothing else bad except for having to sit through pirates of the Caribbean 4 in 3D. It was horrible, 3d glasses were comparable to wearing sunglasses, couldn't see a thing with them on... So i just gave up and didn't wear them unless it started going massively blurry indicating an actual 3d part... I was rather angry that i had to pay like 5 dollars extra for the 3d session (including the glasses) because the normal one was sold out. Snapped the horrible glasses for fun and i still didn't feel much better... Wait... What was this thread about again? Rapture is LIES!

 

[PipPup]

I'm going to look for some freeware because it would be a bummer if I spent all my money and the world didn't end.

 

[TilMorrow]

Well I'm still here and playing video games and ordering Chinese food so I think it's safe to say nothing is going to happen. So now it's back to 2012 ho!

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Look, unless they give me a free winter blast plasmid, a hypnotize big daddy plasmid, AND a telekinesis plasmid, AAAAND an incinerate plasmid, I am NOT gong to rapture, PERIOD!

....Oh, wrong rapture? ...well, my previous statement still stands!

 

[Kenko]

Think of it this way: If everyone is left behind, how fucked up our world is.

That depends whether you conform to and/or believe in that christian drivel to begin with.

Nah, I was sarcastic but this goes to show how easily these stuff can be interpreted in any way to your liking

Sarcasm can be hard to spot in textform at times.

 

[GuitarSlingingManiac]

Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.

This.

 

[GodofCider]

Snip.

Ya you're probably right. It's impossible to know a date after I die.

For instance I can't think of a date like: march 3, 3200.

Completely impossible.

 

[GodofCider]

simply saying you predict it everyday will do nothing

Darn. Did I miss some secret rule canon to the pile?

Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.

I just got hired! It's nice. Now I can finally set my plans in motion...

Cider, you better have played the oath to order last night with that avatar of yours!

Lol. Nice Jabberwock. I prefer the Kokori village song though...hmm, although Gerudo music is good too; especially in the desert and spirit temple.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Actually its May21st 6pm according to this Preacher. When the Rapture and the Earthquakes begin! Starting in New Zealand.

I think it's supposed to be EST.

(I guess god has time zone preferences)