So...the rapture's today.

[Brainpalm]

Well, I am indeed still here. and it's 10:33 PM at time of writing.... No earthquakes, nothing else bad except for having to sit through pirates of the Caribbean 4 in 3D. It was horrible, 3d glasses were comparable to wearing sunglasses, couldn't see a thing with them on... So i just gave up and didn't wear them unless it started going massively blurry indicating an actual 3d part... I was rather angry that i had to pay like 5 dollars extra for the 3d session (including the glasses) because the normal one was sold out. Snapped the horrible glasses for fun and i still didn't feel much better... Wait... What was this thread about again? Rapture is LIES!

 

[PipPup]

I'm going to look for some freeware because it would be a bummer if I spent all my money and the world didn't end.

 

[TilMorrow]

Well I'm still here and playing video games and ordering Chinese food so I think it's safe to say nothing is going to happen. So now it's back to 2012 ho!

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Look, unless they give me a free winter blast plasmid, a hypnotize big daddy plasmid, AND a telekinesis plasmid, AAAAND an incinerate plasmid, I am NOT gong to rapture, PERIOD!

....Oh, wrong rapture? ...well, my previous statement still stands!

 

[Kenko]

Think of it this way: If everyone is left behind, how fucked up our world is.

That depends whether you conform to and/or believe in that christian drivel to begin with.

Nah, I was sarcastic but this goes to show how easily these stuff can be interpreted in any way to your liking

Sarcasm can be hard to spot in textform at times.

 

[GuitarSlingingManiac]

Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.

This.

 

[GodofCider]

Snip.

Ya you're probably right. It's impossible to know a date after I die.

For instance I can't think of a date like: march 3, 3200.

Completely impossible.

 

[GodofCider]

simply saying you predict it everyday will do nothing

Darn. Did I miss some secret rule canon to the pile?

Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.

I just got hired! It's nice. Now I can finally set my plans in motion...

Cider, you better have played the oath to order last night with that avatar of yours!

Lol. Nice Jabberwock. I prefer the Kokori village song though...hmm, although Gerudo music is good too; especially in the desert and spirit temple.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Actually its May21st 6pm according to this Preacher. When the Rapture and the Earthquakes begin! Starting in New Zealand.

I think it's supposed to be EST.

(I guess god has time zone preferences)

 

[DasDestroyer]

maybe work on my Minecraft mod.

Need some help?

I ain't got much to do today, what's the mod about?

No thanks, I'm good
It's called the Underground Survival Mod, check it out
*winkwinknudgenudgestealthyad*

 

[ZeZZZZevy]

Snip.

Ya you're probably right. It's impossible to know a date after I die.

For instance I can't think of a date like: march 3, 3200.

Completely impossible.

my point was that after you die you can't continue to change your beliefs after you die, so whether or not you can think of a date (that occurs after your death) is irrelevant. Going further, how do you even know such a date will even exist?

 

[Spade Lead]

Because God works in 'merican time of course.

Or, and I may sound... I don't know, NOT like a jingoistic douche, but because the Church is in the Pacific Time Zone, and that is how he did the math...

 

[Harveypot]

If it's zombies, who's coming to the Winchester with me?

Sounds like a plan. Sitting and waiting for it to all blow over sounds just grand.

What kind of snacks should I bring?

Hog lumps, peanuts and cornettos.

 

[PneumaticSuicide]

Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.

I'm coming to live with you! Sounds like my kinda life.... hahahah

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Because God works in 'merican time of course.

Or, and I may sound... I don't know, NOT like a jingoistic douche, but because the Church is in the Pacific Time Zone, and that is how he did the math...

It still seems odd.

Also were you implying that I'm a jingoistic douche?

 

[rmb1983]

I'm disappointed for two reasons:

1) Enduring a hefty hangover when the world ending would have prevented that.
2) This is by far the worst apocalypse ever.

 

[MAdman1979]

It's a joke, mate. Chill out!