So...the rapture's today.

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Mr.Tophat

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Assuming My head doesn't explode in the near future due to some apocalypse-esque thing.

... Ima sleep.
 

funguy2121

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SUPA FRANKY said:
How all you all doing? Guess we got left behind...

So what do you guys plan to do today?

Me? I'm gonna avoid the suicde Christian radicals.
What is suic de?
 

Ch@Z

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Today I plan to get ready for the 2012 rapture. It's too late to get ready for today's rapture.
 

Smerf

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GodofCider said:
ZeZZZZevy said:
Zaik said:
Anyone who actually reads into the bible well enough to get anything relevant out of it will see that it says that the rapture is never going to come on a day that a man predicts it to come on.

It really makes predictions of doomsday "using the bible" hilarious.
pretty much this.
These types of things are always a giggle for me, even if it does align with christian theology (this one doesn't even do that!)

What's the point of freaking out over the world ending? If there is a God who will end the world he wouldn't suddenly forgive you if you say "oh I'm sorry I did all these bad things." Doing anything other than living your life as normal is just silly (or partying, in this case, just to spite the guy)
Fun thing about fictional works and it's subsequent fluff:

I predict that the Christian rapture will occur every day until the universe peters out.

Okay, now tell me, what just happened?

simply saying you predict it everyday will do nothing
 

Danoloto

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I'm going to try and convert as many people as I can to atheism while I still can. If the rapture does happen, at least I won't be lonely.
On the other hand, if the rapture does not happen (that one has my money on it), these people might even thank me.
 

sexbutler

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Mannayz said:
Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.
I just spent 30 seconds looking round for the "like" button (I feel sorry for myself). But anyway, here:

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Well it's been about 5 hours since Rapture was supposed to happen in Australia, so I think I can safely give the all clear. But seriously, I can count three or four times the world was supposed to end or something like that (Y2K, Millennium Bug, 06/06/06) and nothing ever happens. I don't get why people still believe all this apocalypse crap.
 

Jabberwock xeno

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GodofCider said:
Mannayz said:
Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.
I just got hired! It's nice. Now I can finally set my plans in motion...
Cider, you better have played the oath to order last night with that avatar of yours!
 

DevilWolf47

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Dig through my house a little. I've actually kept track of the number of raptures i survived and the details. This is actually my fourth, and with one exception, all of them said that they discovered the date of rapture through "A hidden biblical code." Not surprisingly, all of these bastards flipped out when i pointed out that biblical text states that not even Christ knew when the end of days would arrive and that trying to predict it in a book whose original publication PREDATES OUR CURRENT ROMAN CALENDAR is kind of stupid.

But yeah, take a note of my fourth rapture, probably have a Silent Hill 2 speed run, haven't decided what i'm going to make for dinner yet but my girlfriend has hinted at wanting to do something fun. I'll leave that detail up to your interpretation.
 

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Faux Furry said:
What will I do tonight? The same thing that I do every night
. These guys know what that is.
With all of those noisome doo-gooders Raptured up, I may finally succeed in my goals!
I was waiting for that one! Now the song is stuck in my head. Guess I'll go down singing.
 

Rockchimp69

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I hate apocalypse predictions like this so much..

Firstly why should people from that far back have any extra knowledge about such things than us? and if the religion is to be believed God will never reveal information about his existence or speak directly to anyone because it would remove their free will.

And secondly even if it is a completely valid prediction, there is no way that something that old could withstand all the calender resets, leap years and other bullshit that makes date keeping so in-accurate. It could quite easily be off by like 5 years.
 

CplDustov

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uc.asc said:
danhere said:
It's at 6 PM, guys. You should ask these guys [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiribati] how they're doing 'cause it's 6 there already.
IP Information for 202.6.120.1
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ASN: AS38456
Resolve Host: tskl-cs1005-e0.tskl.net.ki
IP Address: 202.6.120.1
ping 202.6.120.1

Pinging 202.6.120.1 with 32 bytes of data:

Reply from 202.6.120.1: bytes=32 time=743ms TTL=237
Reply from 202.6.120.1: bytes=32 time=743ms TTL=237
Reply from 202.6.120.1: bytes=32 time=736ms TTL=237
Reply from 202.6.120.1: bytes=32 time=730ms TTL=237

Ping statistics for 202.6.120.1:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 730ms, Maximum = 743ms, Average = 738ms
Oh well, guess I'll start waiting for 2012.
Maybe they meant once it's 6pm of the very far side. so still 12 hours to go, you know, just to be sure.
 

Pat8u

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Best quote ever from a news article
?These kind of predictions come up particularly in times of economic or social uncertainty - which is pretty much almost every year actually, you can track them, whether it?s commentary impacts or the rapture or giant space aliens or something"

Ot: Go to sleep its 12:00am over here in australia

Captcha: program garepl
 

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SUPA FRANKY said:
How all you all doing? Guess we got left behind...

So what do you guys plan to do today?

Me? I'm gonna avoid the suicde Christian radicals.
Same thing I do every day pinky, try to take over the world.
 

akibawall95

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knight steel said:
Wait there's supposed to be a rapture today! How come nobody told me this was happening?

OMG OMG what am i going to do my super bunker is still three years off arragh :{.

Well i guess there nothing for it.....I'm going to have a nap :p
Really? These threads have been popping up all the time.

OT: It is NOT going to happen. But if for some reason I'm gone, goodbye Earth see you in seven years!