So...the rapture's today.

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

probably do laundry and housework and possibly play some games.

I might grab some old shirt jeans and a pair of shoes put them in the yard to make it appear that a person was in them and raptured to mess with the holy rollers.

Like this:
http://underthemountainbunker.com/2011/05/19/rapture-day-prank/#content

 

[Sam Doctorman]

iam sorry to rain on your parade for the end of the world
i got my Delorean up to 88 miles a hour a went to may 22, 2011 and every thing was fine

 

[exessmirror]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/8527582/Apocalypse-not-right-now-Rapture-end-of-world-fails-to-materialise.html

 

[LightningBanks]

How does he know its gonna happen in new zealand first? Im pretty sure it wasnt called new zealend from the start of time, so how would the bible know?

 

[exessmirror]

it should hit 6 pm local time and new Zealand is one of the first which should be hit then

 

[Cavouku]

Weren't we all supposed to die from some meteor a few years back, in April?

And around January 1st, 2000?

And when Jerusalem got taken over? Has that happened? I could swear that happened like, that one time.

And... yesterday, I think? I'm sure someone thought we'd all die yesterday.

Regardless, if it's 6pm New Zealand time, May 21st, then well... Shit, the Rapture's been going on for 7 hours already? Isn't it Sunday there?

Oh well, let's give the souls a shadow of a doubt. Maybe it's 6pm in the latest time zone. Who gets daylight last on this planet, could someone fill me in?

 

[natster43]

I am hoping I get to go mini golfing later.

 

[the_green_dragon]

Wanna hear my theory?

Rapture HAS happened. All the worthy have gone to heaven.

Hmmm, according to the bible and super mega strict rules, I dare say if the rapture DID happen, we wouldn't even notice, or didn't notice.... yup.

EDIT: Oh right, there were supposed to be earthquakes and stuff too. I think that part is made up. I'm just saying if the rapture were just people flying off to heaven we wouldn't notice all that many people missing.

 

[Mr.Tophat]

Assuming My head doesn't explode in the near future due to some apocalypse-esque thing.

... Ima sleep.

 

[funguy2121]

How all you all doing? Guess we got left behind...

So what do you guys plan to do today?

Me? I'm gonna avoid the suicde Christian radicals.

What is suic de?

 

[deathninja]

Drink coffee, do science. Standard weekend really.

 

[Ch@Z]

Today I plan to get ready for the 2012 rapture. It's too late to get ready for today's rapture.

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

End of the world? Well, I won't be wearing any pants today. If it's time to go, i'd like to do it in comfort.

 

[Smerf]

Anyone who actually reads into the bible well enough to get anything relevant out of it will see that it says that the rapture is never going to come on a day that a man predicts it to come on.

It really makes predictions of doomsday "using the bible" hilarious.

pretty much this.
These types of things are always a giggle for me, even if it does align with christian theology (this one doesn't even do that!)

What's the point of freaking out over the world ending? If there is a God who will end the world he wouldn't suddenly forgive you if you say "oh I'm sorry I did all these bad things." Doing anything other than living your life as normal is just silly (or partying, in this case, just to spite the guy)

Fun thing about fictional works and it's subsequent fluff:

I predict that the Christian rapture will occur every day until the universe peters out.

Okay, now tell me, what just happened?

simply saying you predict it everyday will do nothing

 

[Danoloto]

I'm going to try and convert as many people as I can to atheism while I still can. If the rapture does happen, at least I won't be lonely.
On the other hand, if the rapture does not happen (that one has my money on it), these people might even thank me.

 

[sexbutler]

Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.

I just spent 30 seconds looking round for the "like" button (I feel sorry for myself). But anyway, here:

LIKE!

 

[DeadlyBritishDisease]

Well it's been about 5 hours since Rapture was supposed to happen in Australia, so I think I can safely give the all clear. But seriously, I can count three or four times the world was supposed to end or something like that (Y2K, Millennium Bug, 06/06/06) and nothing ever happens. I don't get why people still believe all this apocalypse crap.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.

I just got hired! It's nice. Now I can finally set my plans in motion...

Cider, you better have played the oath to order last night with that avatar of yours!