So there's this girl...

[Edorf]

I guess the only piece of advise I can give to you is to realize that she's just another human being... Just like your best friend who you talk to everyday.
Really, if you just start thinking of her as an equalent to everyone else, and not some kind of godess who has been sent from heaven the conversation will be much smoother and less awkward.
Should awkward silence arise, try to think of a subject fast... It doesnt have to be much, doesnt have to be anything else than "So, how'd the test go?" or "What are you doing today?" (You might want to avoid the second one if all YOU do is play video games.. She'll probably counter ask!)

 

[hyperhammy]

Facebook stalk her, not kidding.
Worked for the last 4 girls I went out with xD

 

[Uber Evil]

Um... I hear talking to her works quite well. Just talk to her like you would anyone else, and ask her to go out.

Failing that, I suggest killing the family and moving to Mexico.

Ignore this man! That doesn't work. (I've tried.)
Yeah talk to her.
Jesus you guys scare me. Roofies? Horse Tranqs? WTF Men.

 

[Hangaround]

First off: Try to act normal, if you yourself is not normal, don't be yourself. We like stereotypes, play that one out. If she likes a special stereotype (like jocks, bad-boys etc) you can try acting like one; as long as it isn't too far away from your own personality, then it becomes way to noticeable. If you're considered normal you might as well just be whoever you are, maybe train a little to boost your self-esteem.

Love is but a mere chemical reation and with the abstence of it you can just do some drugs. It's helping about half the world already. (no im not being completely serious here, in case someone didn't notice)

There's also kidnaping her and tying her up in your basement, i mean it's bound to work for some time.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

There's also kidnaping her and tying her up in your basement, i mean it's bound to work for some time.

Not if you don't have a basement.

 

[the December King]

Do something that will get her attention and show you're quirky and just a little bit dangerous...


... set yourself on fire.

Romaaaaantic!

Just be yourself, but also let her be herself, if that makes sense. Find out more about her, from her, but also be prepared to examine the different likes and dislikes, as well as your similarities. And don't put her too high on a pedestal. Finding out you're compatible might be hard if you refuse to see her for who she may be.

And no farting near her, too soon! Patience...

 

[Broady Brio]

This may give you a few laughs, but gives SOME good advice all in all.

 

[krseyffert]

So there's this girl

isn't there always... *stares off into the middle distance**jumps to flashback*

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Survive getting shot 8 times. Chicks dig badass.

 

[Dogstile]

Dude, its simple. All you have to do is throw fish at her. Its an ancient singapore sign of love. She'll have to fall for you then!

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Dude, its simple. All you have to do is throw fish at her. Its an ancient singapore sign of love. She'll have to fall for you then!

You bloody liar. Throwing fish is the ancient Singaporean sign that you with to challenge someone to out do your breakdancing for the honour of 10 generations of your family.

 

[moose_man]

Considering my lack of ability with women, I will say one thing:
Check to see if she has any number between 6-8 insane evil exes.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Survive getting shot 8 times. Chicks dig badass.

The smart nice girls usually do not dig criminal, though.

Who said criminal?

 

[bwarrior]

Hahaha asking that kinda question a gaming website? wow
the truth is mate that there is no advice that you can get. all girls are different and need to be woowed in different ways, and sometime it doesn't happen and you just have to keep trying. Just talk and be funny and eventually there will be a girl for you.

the only thing is this: you ever wondered why dicks get girls.
Confidence.. yeah being a right arsehole and still getting a girl seems like WTF, but even if a girl is disgusted by what the guy is doing, the confidence always seems to get them


plus girls are shallower then guys so hot ones will go for hot guys. just dont worry about it

 

[Amphoteric]

WHY WON'T RELATIONSHIP THREADS JUST GO AWAY!

 

[Thaius]

Just get to know her. Develop a friendship before trying to ask her out.

That, and fix your reasoning. If you actually like her, you'll care more about her and who she is than the fact that she is "super hot." Don't focus on that. If that's the reason you like her, both of you are in for some emotional turmoil.

 

[SometingStupid]

Dude, its simple. All you have to do is throw fish at her. Its an ancient singapore sign of love. She'll have to fall for you then!

Culture, I like it. Good call my man, good call.

No but seriously, it's not all that hard to tal to girls, just remember that they are umans just like you, and henceforth enjoy sharing their opinion on hot topics. Talk about whatever is current, You in school? Comment on the work, not too much though. Otherwise you'll come across nerdy, a good winge is good. Complain or something. Also try to notice her, the more you notice her, the more she notices you. Compliment the way she is wearing her hair today, her new shoes, etc.

 

[Corporal Bill]

So there's this girl and she is super hot, and I like her. Now, I am not what you would call appealing to the opposite sex; I am pretty short and kind of weird. But this girl is hot, smart, and is about my height! The one problem is that I don't know how to talk to her. Escapists, please help me figure out how to get this girl to like me.

You probobly will be better than me, I have been rejected in the space of two weeks. So you can use this and just think your better than me

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Start a conversation with a known mis-assumption like "hey dont I know you", "your friends with so-and-so arnt you"

 

[Gudrests]

Try saying Hi...

or killing her parents.

The first option USUALLY works better... usually

.......ya couldnt of told me that when i asked right....now she really wont talk to me.. -_- I SAY TALK TO HER....OR MAN UP AND ASK HER TO GET MARRIED AND IN 3 YEARS SHE CAN HAVE EVERYTING YOU OWN