So where do you hide YOUR secret stuff?

[CheeseM0nkey]

I don't really have much to hide, and I'm usually to lazy to thoroughly hide anything, so it gets shoved in the back of my drawers. Though stuff that needed to be hidden would probably go behind my giant pile of stuffed animals, or in a board game box.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

In my closet. No one has an excuse to be there other than to clean it up. I think the last time it was touched by anyone else was three years ago.

 

[Aunel]

in my 410 bass cabinet

what, it's not like anyone is going to look for stuff in there?

 

[SturmDolch]

The keys to a treasure chest full of notes and things from my girlfriend are in the trunk of a Ferrari model on my dresser.

Otherwise, I don't really have anything to hide. I'd love to hide a sword in my wall, though, and I could push a button and it would pop out into my hands with the perfect momentum to allow me to take the attacker's head clean off. Oh well. I'll just hope the situation doesn't arise for that to happen.

 

[uvr5672]

I used to fold my documents and tape them to the back of the blades on my tablefan. However nowadays I just use 8 subfolders to hide my dark secrets.

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

No, No No No! I do not have any secret stuff and I never did! I swear to god I do not have a body in my closet!

Yeah, that joke was pretty crap.

I wanted to make a dildo joke as well but . . . eh. . . I'll save it.

 

[Cap'n_Wakka_Wakka]

in a thermos, in my drawer

 

[knumpify]

in my gun safe in my bedroom closet

 

[bennytheodd]

In a locked 17" briefcase under my bed.

 

[Najos]

The only person I'd be hiding stuff from is my fiance. Before we were engaged I hid her ring in a box of ammo I keep next to my gun, which is in a bedside drawer. I knew she'd never look there because she's terrified of guns.

When I was a kid and living at home I hid my pot inside the rod that you hang clothes on in a closet. It was this hollow metal pipe and you could pop it out without making too much noise.

 

[IDIifferentname]

I hide certain unmentionable things in the spare tire compartment on my car.
Lets see anyone but the dogs find it there.

 

[AWDMANOUT]

In mah pants.

Only the ladies get to know my secrets.

See what staying up till 2 am gets me? gah...

 

[Velvo]

In the back of a file cabinet in a box labeled "condoms." No one is reaching in there.

Wait... I used to steal my older brother's condoms... I NEED A BETTER BOX.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

I rent out a cupborad in the batcave

 

[Edorf]

As if my life is interesting enough to make me hide things from the CIA.

 

[AvsJoe]

I have a couple of spots in the C-Drive that are good for hiding from my less-computer-savvy family. Since I just moved, I need to find new physical hiding spots though. That should take a small amount of time.

 

[major28]

no joke under a loose floor board in my basement

 

[ZephrC]

On my computer desk, on the kitchen counter, wherever. I love living by myself.

 

[Tib088]

A lock box under the floor boards in my room.

 

[Betancore]

In my System32 folder...heh.
I keep my stuff behind my monitor; it's cluttered and usually hidden from view. I used to hide my computer games there because I didn't want my mum to know I was buying so many. Then I realised that if I just tore the price sticker off she'd think they were DVDs.