So You Got a Bad Game for Christmas

macfluffers

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Oh man, this year was a shovelware Christmas. My brother and I collectively got Game Party, Game Party 2 (yes, it was that bad), Big Beach sports, and Beta Brain Wave. My brother also got an aquarium simulator, but that wasn't so much bad as much as super-simplistic. The worst part is that my dad (who bought the games) asked me for a wishlist, and I gave him one. I thought he was going to get me Birth By Sleep, since I added a tag that I wanted it more than the other things on the list. Guess not. :/

At least we got gift cards from other relatives. I took advantage of a GameStop sale and got Final Fantasy XIII and Persona 4, and got Final Fantasy for free.

Moeez said:
What about this? The parent or relative finds your Gamespot or some other game website account, and checks what threads you've been writing in to say which games you're anticipating and wish you had right now.

Internet-savvy relatives could surprise you with awesome gifts!
The thing is, if they're internet-savvy, they could probably identify shovelware much better than grandma. Or better yet, they'll know how to do research on games before buying them.
 

Polyg0n

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Unfortunately it's not only grandmas who do this. My little brother who could also be called a gamer bought me the "Handball Simulator - European Tournament 2010" this year. I can't understand why would he do such a thing.
 

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Scrumpmonkey said:
I have made it clear to my entire family and nearly all my freinds NOT to buy me videogames for any kind of holiday or event.
That's the smart thing to do. Picking games is something you can only do yourself.
At best you can hand out a shopping list and which then basicly amounts to receiving money and getting what you wanted, only your family member will prolly not shop for the best discounts.
 

Cyberjester

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People get games? I suppose it makes sense... I just get a tshirt and socks. :p My relatives are fairly set in that regard.

Although why did you compare Assassins Creed to CoD? That's heresy, and you all know what we do with heretics..


TheMadDoctorsCat said:
Step forward, MEN'S COSMETIC PRODUCTS. Yep, it's no longer just men who can buy their loved ones gifts that they actually want for themselves. Now women can do it too! Thanks, "Nivea For Men Moisturiser".
Heh, did you see that Harley ad this year? They make fun of that stuff and tell people to buy a bike instead, was pretty amusing.
 

WillyDJ

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Life's worse if you're an old school gamer. People know what board games are but there are several light years between Monopoly and Shadows over Camelot. Since my wife and I both play board games every few years our well meaning relatives give us some dreadful, keep the kids from destroying the furniture whens it's raining family game. I'ld prefer socks.

Luckily my grandmother is aware of her cluelessness when buying games so every November I get a call asking what she should buy my various younger relatives.
 

Kermi

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This probably goes a long way to explaining why people would rather buy sequels than risk an unproven IP. Let's face it, marketing is out there with the objective of making us buy EVERYTHING.

We can't reliably know what games are good or bad - I arrived at my conclusion by wondering what the odds are, if my grandmother went and bought me a game this month, how likely I'd be to wind up with a copy of Dead Space 2 assuming she went shopping after it came out.

Too many games, too many variables. She will probably want to buy cheaply but still buy new. There's a good chance I am now the proud owner of the Avatar movie game.

Us gamers are uniquely familiar with the game buying experience. We have friends who share the hobby, we have years of trial and error, we have message boards, blogs and familiarity with the games produced by respective developerand publishers.

We know Activision games are the blockbusters, with high production values but questionabkle value of content - still likely to be fun. We're probably safe with most Electronic Arts titles as long as it's in the genre we're familair with. Anyone who likes Halo will probably buy anything called Halo, or made by Bungie - especially both. Anyone who likes Final Fantasy would be hard pressed to find any other game made by Square Enix that they won't enjoy to some degress.
But that's where we start to go wrong. Would I buy Dead Space 2 if I hadn't already played Dead Space? Why did I even buy Dead Space? I wouldn't have if my wife wasn't interested in it. My wife! The less experienced gamer and thereofre the more adventurous. Possibly even the more determined. I've been playing games for longer, but she plays them more obsessively, so she's probably overtaken me in actual cumulative playtime. She's probably not as cynical as me and I am far more likely to give up where she will persist and prevail.

But the point is, back when Dead Space came out I wasn't willnig to take a risk, and she was - I know know why Sonic the Hedgehog on 360 back in 2006 didn't know that out of her, but it didn't. My wife is eager to experiment with anything that looks kind of good, and I am loathe to discourage her.
We make a fairly good team - she's enthusiastic and I am real. Over the last seven or so years we've honed our gaming instincts. We play well together. She endeavours to try new things, I fine-tune her enthusiasm. I don't think we've actually missed a 'good' game in years. We've even risked skipping over some potentially exciting titles which later turned out to kind of bomb.

But that's the combined experience and luck of two gamers. On my own initiative I still bought and was subjected to Too Human, one of the most boring games ever published. I can't rely on reviews to do all my shopping for me, but I got cold feet two days before Black Ops came out and changed my prestige edition preorder down to a standard edition - and it turns out the game was pretty shit despite earning rave reviews and everyone constantly playing the multiplayer - though interestingly my friends are all migrating back to Modern Warfare 2.
 

Mister Benoit

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Meh when I was young I generally asked for certain games for Christmas/Birthdays.

A couple random games i've received though are.

Contra III: Alien Wars from my Aunt when I first got my SNES

Abe's Odyssey from my Dad when I first got my PS. (My dad only speaks French and I have no idea why he picked it out but I'm extremely grateful, I'd never mentioned or heard of the game before.)

Prince of Persia 2008 from my old roommate.

Left for Dead 2 last year for christmas from my cousin I lived with.
 

wildpeaks

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I don't have this problem: being a 3d programmer, I showed them Crysis to make them see "pretty 3d graphics" because it was easier to understand than complex geospatial data processing: all they saw is "it's a murder simulator" despite I wasn't shooting anything. I gave up and they don't bother giving me any gift anymore, we're happy that way.
 

Jaded Scribe

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I got a lot of great stuff this Christmas (mostly from my hubby).

My husband and I have taken to keeping wishlists on Amazon. Then, we can just email it out for b-days and Christmas, and people know what we want, even if they choose not to order on Amazon.

I'm also lucky that between my husband (who isn't a gamer, but pays attention when I start to ramble), my sister, and my sister-in-law, I have enough go-betweens that can offer sound advice to less informed relatives.
 

SenseOfTumour

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Just a quick addition, I hope this guy gets to keep writing occasional columns, sure it's not as popular as ZP or extra credits, and it's not meant to be funny, but it's still interesting and good information on the world of marketing in videogames, and I look forward to reading them.