So, you wake up as a Dovahkiin...

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putowtin

I'd like to purchase an alcohol!
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DPeteD said:
I would immediately level my pickpocket to 100 take that perk that allows me to steal peoples cloths and procced to wreak naked havoc!
thanks, I just spat tea everywhere... but it was worth it!


OP: use powers to be heard over everyone else at the bar!
 

Esspytood

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If I woke up as a Drgnborn, first thing I would do is NOT put on that stupid helmet and spend the rest of my life as a drgnborn looking the way I want to... and WITHOUT that stupid helmet.
 

ShindoL Shill

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Jul 11, 2011
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i would have to say... Fus Ro Dah. just... say it. in someone's face. like "hah look you have long hair trolololo." "yes i do. keen observation. have you ever flown? its cool, watch FUS RO DAH! observe that, you prick."
Tazzy da Devil said:
Level restoration and start my own religion after dazzling people with my mysterious healing powers.
that too. anyone who doesnt like it better have enchanted their clothes with 100% flame and frost resistance. if they have, then i will salute them. then use a bladed power attack on them.
 

Pat8u

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I'd Travel around stealing and wreaking havoc I'd wear daedric armour and live in a castle and hire henchmen NO one shall stop me, also I will burn down a town and leave one kid alive just to torture him muhahaha
 

Psychedelic Spartan

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Oh you mean wake up as myself? Well, I guess I'd do the normal thing i do every day:

FUS RO DAH! at bullets, see if they get turned around!
 

Rusman

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Well assuming there were some kind of substitute for dragon souls so I could actually use shouts.
I would probably go down the master criminal route. Until I take a bullet to the face of course.
 

Scorched_Cascade

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Sep 26, 2008
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Rusman said:
Until I take a bullet to the face of course.
Fus Roh Dah the bullets or Frost Form the attacker or disarm shout or just Become Ethereal and let the bullets pass through you.

I'd probably hire this lady here as my personal bard:


Use Animal Alliegance on some bears so they follow me around and then just stroll into a bank...
 

Exocet

Pandamonium is at hand
Dec 3, 2008
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I'd shout dragonrend at lizards,to see what would happen.
Then I'd use whirlwind to shout my way to the 100m sprint record.
Also,obligatory Fus Ro Dah to clear everyday problems.

What I would be most excited about is being able to walk into a gunshop,stealing everything,using the "thane" excuse to get out of the crime,and shoot down dragons with machine guns.
 

Karhukonna

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Nov 3, 2010
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Depends on the shouts I'd have. If I had either the Whirlwind Sprint or the Slow Time shouts, I'd make a living as a professional athlete. Just imagine me, slowly losing against Usain Bolt, only to snatch victory from him at the last moment with either a mad sprint or just strolling by him all chill and cool.

Frost Breath and Become Ethereal would both be great assets to a firefighter. I could use Frost Breath to put out fires, or if all else fails, just grab onto innocent civilians and jump from the top floor, shouting myself essentially immortal mid-fall.

Kyne's Peace and Animal Allegiance? One badass animal trainer. Or alternatively, a tour guide. "You peeps wanna see some crocs?" "HELLYEAH!" "Ookay. RAAN MIR TAH!" *crocs jump out of nowhere, spazzing the hell out* And the crowd roars with cheers.

But my favorite would be to become a SWAT hostage negotiator, using Disarm and Dismay to pretty much rock out at work everyday. Everyone would be all messed up at the beginning of a hostage situation, and then when I'd show up, the criminals would willingly surrender, knowing they'd have no chance to win.
 

Sonicron

Do the buttwalk!
Mar 11, 2009
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"FEIM ZI GRON!"

There is sooooo much shit on this Earth that can harm or kill you, and I don't like any of it. This Thu'um is the ultimate trump card for folks like me who prefer to live until our body gives out naturally.
 

Rhys95

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Step 1: Hire band to follow me around singing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-_g8NZr1tA (don't know how to embed)
Step 2: Summon Dragon
Step 3: Benevolent World Dictatorship
Step 4: ??????????
Step 5: Profit!
 

Azure-Supernova

La-li-lu-le-lo!
Aug 5, 2009
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I'd use the slow time shout and get the number one pack rating at work. 200 boxes an hour on a solid 10 hour stretch for an entire day? I'd be well on my way to managment! Oh and probably self defence and fun. Also I'd totally use Kyne's Peace to befriend a bunch of foxes, because foxes rule.