So your held at gunpoint...

[jobobob]

What do you say to get the man/woman to not shoot you?
I would say this is not the man your looking for and wave my hand and when they laugh i can take them out.

 

[VincentX3]

I'd probably fake a scream and say something odd:

"JUST GIVE ME 10 BUCKS AND DONT SHOOT ME!"

EDIT: Or I'd point him with my gun.....FROM MY BRAIN

 

[CNKFan]

Doge and punch to balls/vagina.

 

[Radeonx]

I poke him in the eyes, then kick him as hard as I can in the butt. He can't sit, and he can't see, so now I run.

 

[El Poncho]

I love your idea. But I would be shittin' it so I would give him what I have which is usually nothing either that or I have a massive rush of adrenaline(I think thats how you spell it) and kick his arse with the hope of him not shooting.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I say "What are you doing? Its me! Come on think hard."
I then shoot them with my gun. Actually forget that first part, I just shoot them with my gun.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I'd ask why they've got a gun to my head.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

"Damn good thing I filled my head with all that nitro-glycerine."

That'll work.

 

[Nargleblarg]

Using my own gun hidden in my jacket I rob him and take his wallet.

 

[shaltir]

i'd give him the two dollars in my wallet and suggest he be a better judge of who has money in the future.

 

[Hazy]

"Damn good thing I filled my head with all that nitro-glycerine."

That'll work.

THIS!
That is amazing, you sir, have just won.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

"Damn good thing I filled my head with all that nitro-glycerine."

That'll work.

But what if they don't know what that is or does?

 

[jobobob]

While they're reloading their shotgun, kick them in the face, and arrest them. Then when they say 'what are you going to do, arrest the whole village?' I say, in an epic police action hero voice:

"Not exactly".

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I guess he did not smell what you were cooking.

*edit* Damn havnt seen hot fuzz in a while so i got it wrong.

 

[GRoXERs]

While they're reloading their shotgun, kick them in the face, and arrest them. Then when they say 'what are you going to do, arrest the whole village?' I say, in an epic police action hero voice:

"Not exactly".

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Hot Fuzz. Duh.
EDIT: Where's my cookie?

i'd give him the two dollars in my wallet and suggest he be a better judge of who has money in the future.

This ^^

 

[VincentX3]

While they're reloading their shotgun, kick them in the face, and arrest them. Then when they say 'what are you going to do, arrest the whole village?' I say, in an epic police action hero voice:

"Not exactly".

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steady.........steady.......

Spoiler

 

[Kilaknux]

While they're reloading their shotgun, kick them in the face, and arrest them. Then when they say 'what are you going to do, arrest the whole village?' I say, in an epic police action hero voice:

"Not exactly".

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Oh, come on, it's in your picture, for crying out loud!

OT, if this person is an idiot, and they've decided to have the gun really close to me, then disarm him/her and punch her/him repeatedly.
If they are not stupid, then I'd probably do what I usually do when being mugged: Start acting like the Joker. It tends to work

 

[Sir Ollie]

Point to the nearest bank and say rob that.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

nice gun, is it new or used?

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

depends on the distance. if it's right against my head i would probably jolt my head out of the way as quickly as possible, then grab his face using his eye socket as a place to put my thumb and use that grip to throw him to the ground.

If the guy is actually willing to listen to me I would probably say something like "fine, I'll give you the 13 dollars in my wallet, but if you shoot me, how the fuck's that going to end for you? you get the same 13 dollars but this time your risking a life sentence"

 

[XJ-0461]

Doge and punch to balls/vagina.

I follow this man's philosophy.