So your held at gunpoint...

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electric_warrior

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i'd just ask what i needed to do not to get shot, if it wasn't anything then i'd make my first move to bat the gun away from my head. if i fail i die, but if i never try i also die. so its pretty much the only real option. after than i'd try and get the gun off them
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
I would probably run my mouth about how I am too important to die and how he's a great example of why abortions should be legal.

Then I do imagine I would die.
Well, that depends on who the gunman is...
 

Zacharine

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At gunpoint? If he's within striking distance and has a finger on the trigger, it's easy as hell to break that finger. Dodge to the right, while using your right hand to push his hand to the left. Twist the gun violenty to the left and he has a broken finger. That practically ends the fight in my favour as I can then proceed to take control of him and make him kiss all the four walls in the room/the ground.

If not at striking distance, well...

I'll ask him what he could possibly benefit from shooting me, but if I'm held at gunpoint, I expect that he's beyond reason/doped up and thus talking is useless. Try to get near to him, wait until he's distracted until lunging. While waiting for the opportunity, I hope that he's an evil person.

See, evil people like the feeling of power that kind of situation gives them, that gives you time. A good person wouldn't hold you at gunpoint without a good reason and if he at any point believed he could benefit more from shooting you he wouldn't stop to enjoy the situation but would instead just pull the trigger.
 

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the sad part about these threads is how many people think they can actually do something before the gun is fired, the reality of it is no you can't. like i've said in the gun control threads, and yet to actually have someone prove me wrong using this method, try using squirt guns to see how far you get before you're shot

anyways to answer the question, do what they ask of me
 

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Xombee said:
Lets lay some reality on this thread.

You will all give up your money and not say anything. Also, you might cry a little.
just so you know, i was robbed once in Albania. a kid that couldn't have been older than 10 pulled a gun on me and stuck his hand out demandingly..i went into a panic and fumbled for my wallet (kid was fucking albanian, i couldn't have reasoned in his language anyway) but the kid got pissed and grabbed the can of coke from my hand he wanted in the first place and ran away...didn't even want my wallet.
 

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jobobob said:
What do you say to get the man/woman to not shoot you?
I would say this is not the man your looking for and wave my hand and when they laugh i can take them out.
Say to them? Hm...If that was indeed people, probably a hannibal lecture sort of speech about "how we're not so different you and I" :3 and I knew that were already passed, disarm and shoot two in the chest.
 

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well since xombee has layed down what i intended to lay down my answer of pee myself and cry seems less awesome
 

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I would say, go ahead and shoot. Bet you won't hit me. And then I use my awesome time warping skills to take the bullet and make it hit him/her.

But really, I'd probably just tackle them because if they were really good with a gun, they would have shot me way before I saw them.
 

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Having actually been in this situation a few times I can say it depends on the person that is holding the gun.
Usually I would crack a joke and say something like "you don't wanna do that man" and beg and plead because that's how junkies act.
 

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I'd cry and just be like "YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME I DON'T EVEN CARE" if it was a guy

and if it was a girl...I'd probably just do the same thing

More likely though, I'd just curl up into a ball and cry. I'm not a very brave person
 

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Depends. Where is the gun pointed? Is it directly at my face or is the person behind me?

Either way I would know how to get out of it. I know how to disarm an opponent with a gun if he was directly in front of me, but if he was behind me, I would probably duck and punch him in the nuts or vagina. Don't really know if the latter would hurt to much.
 

Gotham Soul

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I have a plate of titanium sealed around a section of my skull, so I'd shift the gun so it's pointing there and tell him to let loose.
 

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My Held is at gunpoint? OH NO!
Snarky comments aside I probably wouldn't say anything, I would try to control the gun somehow, maybe with my super awesome special telekinetic powermajiggies.
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
ExaltedK9 said:
MaxTheReaper said:
I would probably run my mouth about how I am too important to die and how he's a great example of why abortions should be legal.

Then I do imagine I would die.
Well, that depends on who the gunman is...
Not really. I'd just keep talking until he snapped and killed me.

It's family tradition: If you are facing death, you do not shut the fuck up.
Are you sure it's just before death?

I feel tempted to bring up the 10,000 posts in under a year.

Wouldn't it be more logical to... ya'know...try to prevent your horrible death, rather than make alot of noise over it?
 

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Jester Lord said:
I say "What are you doing? Its me! Come on think hard."
I then shoot them with my gun. Actually forget that first part, I just shoot them with my gun.
But I love that first part.

"C'mon man, you don't remember? We were best buddies, man, and now you've got a gun pointing at my face. What happened to you, man?"

And then surprise attack for 2x damage.
 

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Bernzz said:
Jester Lord said:
I say "What are you doing? Its me! Come on think hard."
I then shoot them with my gun. Actually forget that first part, I just shoot them with my gun.
But I love that first part.

"C'mon man, you don't remember? We were best buddies, man, and now you've got a gun pointing at my face. What happened to you, man?"

And then surprise attack for 2x damage.
2x?!?! Im insulted! It would be at least 4x damage.