So you're a cat.

[pspman45]

1. sleep on someone's face
2. walk across a keyboard while someone is working
3. CATNIP!!!
4. be adorable so they don't kick me out for above actions

 

[WolfEdge]

I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!

 

[Harlemura]

Well, assuming I just woke up, I'd still be in bed.
So I'd hide under the covers and put my now-fuzzy ass right back to sleep. I may be a cat, don't know why it'd stop me being lazy.

 

[p3t3r]

idk i would be a cat you know eat cat food and dream cat dreams

 

[crystalsnow]

It was inevitable.

 

[viranimus]

Outside of the licking my own ass, and having to eat catfood, Live basically the best existence EVAR.

 

[King Toasty]

Well, I adgbkijwbhlvnb cats can't type.

 

[thefrizzlefry]

I'd probably jump on something. Then go sleep on someone.

 

[General Vagueness]

Put myself out of my misery.

-m

How?

Anyway I'd figure out a way to open my bedroom door and then

I'd jump to the computer and type out messages for the family on the computer, waiting at he keyboard for them to see, then I'd continue typing so they know it was me....perhaps even convince them I am the cat.........then profit.........

something simple like "I turned into a cat, watch me type"... I may have to stop myself from playing with the mouse, but I'd get it out eventually

 

[natster43]

Probably rub up against things, meow at people, and go sleep somewhere. That is it.

 

[Sejs Cube]

Begin writing the sequel to The Metamorphosis.

 

[CaptainKoala]

Find the nearest face, and take a nap on it.

 

[Mark Hardigan]

Meow incessantly for food and then walk away, disinterested, when I get it.

 

[ninetails593]

Go on a killing spree. Cats are evil you know.

 

[MisterGobbles]

Sleep in every place that would annoy someone. "Oh, I see you're reading that magazine, but it seems like it would make a nice bed."

 

[Sgt. Cow]

I would be one of those cats that look like Hitler. Those are always cool.

Then I would amuse myself by using my telekinetic powers to throw feces at my owner.

 

[Always_Remain]

Do some acrobatic pirouette flip or some shit. Nah really, it'd be the dream life for me because I don't like doing anything except eating and sleeping. Plus I still could play visual novels. That's just how I roll.

 

[Nuuu]

Well, i say meow at least 10 times a day (not exaggerating) so... would it be the other way around? I'd just hop on my sister's and parent's bed to annoy them, then annoy my puppy, basically just be a nuisance to the entire neighborhood.

 

[FortheLegion]

I don't know what I would do as a cat.

 

[The Apothecarry]

Great. I'm allergic to myself. Fucking perfect.