So you're a cat.

[StellarViking]

Best day ever. I would sleep anywhere I wanted to, jump up on a bookshelf and knock shit off, cough up a hairball, eat a lot of food, and then, since I maintained my consciousness, I would knock over my inkwell, dip in a claw, write captions, and get someone to take pictures. I would call myself Kafkat.

"Im in ur kat, metumorfasizen"

 

[pearcinator]

Play the keyboard like a lion

 

[superdeeduper51]

Start breaking anything fragile, eat the non-poisonous house plants, lay on anything that someone is trying to read, and wake up my owner at 5 a.m. to be fed and go right back to sleep.

 

[B1i nd Luck]

lick my own nads. questions?

 

[kittii-chan 300]

I would act all serious and stuff.

And when I see my chance, BAM! I strike! I'd jump on the desk, go to youtbe, and put on the following song:

Then, I'd dance dance dance, and I'd dance dance dance.

neko, watashi wa kittii neko, to wtashi nya nya nya, to watashi nya nya nya ;3

 

[InsomniacWolf]

Live a life of comfort, and happieness as the world's first domesticated puma.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Well, after sulking a bit (I hate cats; I'm much more of a dog person), I'd start testing out my new kitty-cat abilities. I'd start climbing stuff, and then I'd sleep for 14 hours until it got dark. Then I'd prowl around and look for something to kill for the lulz.

Even though I don't much like cats, I gotta say that it would be pretty fun to actually be one. I'd be one badass cat: big, gray, with darker gray stripes and a white underbelly. My life would consist of sleeping, killing and eating various small animals, and banging a whole lot of lady cats .

 

[DirgeNovak]

This, of course.

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

Get some Pussay!!!!!
sorry but it had to be saids... it was just hanging in the air

No, it really didn't.

Personally, I'd find a sunbeam to go lay in.

Yep, laze around in sunbeams, chase butterflys, sleep.

 

[some1stolemyusername]

lick my balls....

 

[k-ossuburb]

I would derp the night away.​

 

[SirDoom]

I would get on my computer, and after much trial and error, eventually get to Google, where I would type in "Help, I've been turned into a cat!", and attempt to find a solution to this problem.

Also, I would attempt to contact other animals, to see if there is some secret language that humans can't understand. I would record this, and make a fortune once I was de-catified.

 

[MagicMouse]

Find a clan of warrior cats in a huge forest and fight other ones.

Duh.

Memories...What book was that? I must know!

OT: I can't really think of anything better to do than this, except to sleeeeeeep.

 

[DP155ToneZone]

Put myself out of my misery.

-m

Suicide pact sound good?

 

[kaveradeo]

sneeze. I am allergic tomyself

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

this:

Meow meow meow meow meow!

and:

Aside from that, not much.

Also:

Meow, meow, meow, pounce, pounce, meow, meow. ad infinitive. [bliss]

Meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow!

 

[masher]

Fall and see if I land feet-first. If I don't, I'm obviously not a cat. Then comes the second freak-out.

 

[Magicman10893]

Eat, poop and lick myself for a bit and be cute for however owns me before sleeping the next 18 hours of the day.

 

[Dags90]

lick my own nads. questions?

What if you were fixed?

I'd probably go play with my cat as a cat, get to know him a bit better.

 

[Risingblade]

Write a novel...