So you're a cat.

[Yokai]

Tweak out on catnip, because free drugs! That and run along fences because it would be exciting. Then, when I got bored with that, I'd wait until nightfall and sit on some random person's windowsill until they were completely creeped out. Being a cat provides ample opportunities for IRL trolling.

 

[Marsell]

I'ma gonna look up girl's skirts an look cute as hell.

 

[Yume Matheson]

Freak out, then go and find a place to sit near my sister but away from her dog and just stare at her until she does something about it as it was probably her fault anyways.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Sleep. Ah to have no responsibilities...

 

[Aurgelmir]

Go out of my way to replicate every lol cat picture I can.

If laptop is not made for sits, why is it made of warm?

 

[willofbob]

really? no-one's said anything about Lackadaisy? *sigh* and her I am not knowing how to post images.

well, then I guess i'd put on a Fedora and start smuggling liquor into 20s St. Louis. Yep, a refference.

 

[Monsterfurby]

Find a box. Sit in it. Close it. Laugh at humans wondering whether I'm dead or alive.

 

[ThisIsSnake]

Hope I get to be The Cat
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/feb2008/5/8/2180D742-A3AD-74E4-B026ADDBAAD80402.jpg
and not Duane Dibley

 

[chocolate pickles]

1. Find a cat lover who will give anything i want
2. Find a second cat lover
3. Steal the second cat lovers wallet/purse when i get the chance
4. Take the money back to the first cat lovers house
5. Find their wallet/purse and transfer all the money into it
6. Repeat steps 2-5 until were rich

Result: Get spoiled even more.

 

[BloodRaevynn]

My first order of business would be to adapt to using a computer again, then learn how to paint with my tail. From that point I'll be able to do most of what I want to do in life...with the added benefit of no one expecting me to act like a sane human.

 

[Jedamethis]

Go get me a harem of cat-loving wimmenfolk.