So you're feeling a little horny...

[notyouraveragejoe]

Well, the options would be..

1) Play with myself.
2) Call up my lover and moan in the phone / headset.
3) {Find Randomer}
4) Ignore my urges.

There, fixed. And personally I'd go for (1) though I'd prefer to wait till I could get something real.

 

[drbarno]

I'd Draw something, or doodle would be more likely the correct word.

 

[infohippie]

Why suppress it? I own a razor, and I can buy glasses if I need to.

Am... am I missing something? Do you pleasure yourself with a razor?

Now, that would be hardcore, wouldn't it?
The razor is for shaving my palms, and the glasses for my eyesight of course.

 

[Jonluw]

Why suppress it? I own a razor, and I can buy glasses if I need to.

Am... am I missing something? Do you pleasure yourself with a razor?

Now, that would be hardcore, wouldn't it?
The razor is for shaving my palms, and the glasses for my eyesight of course.

Aaah, I see.
Maybe hairy palms would be awesome though. What do we know?

 

[Lionsfan1986]

No i mean I don't bother with numbers 2-4. Step 1 and done.

 

[VincentX3]

I like... blast off, every now and then.
It's perfectly healthy.

So...You're part of team rocket?

OT:You can only resist the urge for so long... it overcomes you little by little D:
Yea kinda hard to make a scary story about fapping

 

[VincentX3]

Why suppress it? I own a razor, and I can buy glasses if I need to.

Am... am I missing something? Do you pleasure yourself with a razor?

Now, that would be hardcore, wouldn't it?
The razor is for shaving my palms, and the glasses for my eyesight of course.

Aaah, I see.
Maybe hairy palms would be awesome though. What do we know?

Never mind my last awkward post that was here, didn't read all the way down.
Shaving your palms is awkward enough o-O How much hair must you have in your palms to have to shave them?

 

[BlackSaint09]

Id fight it as long as i could... Purely so it would be more enjoyable.

 

[AMMO Kid]

I think about pulling out teeth, it gets me every time

EDIT: I meant that it stops me being horny, not gets me horny. I'm not that weird

I almost pissed myself laughing at that haha

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Kind of an odd question.

If I have a lover who isn't present and I don't feel like choking the monkey, then there honestly isn't a whole lot else to do unless I have a very open relationship or I want to cheat.

 

[C95J]

strange, to think that this was the first thread I decided to click on after coming on today...

guess it just shows how my mind works

 

[Amberella]

I'd just wait for my boyfriend to get home.

He can't resist me. ;D
That and I have my ways if he tries to resist. 0

 

[SilentCom]

I asked the question to see what kind of answers I'd get from my fellow escapists. The idea of sexual tension was meant to bring out a type of conflict in thought. I guess I just wanted to know how you all thought in relation to having sexual urges... now I know I just opened a pandoras box of responses...

 

[FamoFunk]

Erm, I'll just ignore it and it goes away until said person I'm wanting sex with is in front of me. Then I'll just have sex with them.

 

[superbatranger]

Well, let's see. I don't have a girlfriend, so I can't call her and head to her place or have her come to mine. Nor can I go pick up a girl at some bar for a one night stand, because I'm just too damn shy to even think about how I'd manage to accomplish that. So, I masturbate. Alot. What can I say? I get horny frequently, and as an added bonus, some personal time helps me fall asleep.

 

[Worgen]

it depends, I like to save up all my horny for the end of the day for multiple awesome orgasms in a row but if I find myself really worked up during the day I might take care of it, depending on if Im home or not and how late it is in the day

 

[Ohhi]

I probably just go find someone to sleep with I don't have an outstanding relationship right now but you could call us fuck buddies and she understands what I have to do when she is not around.

 

[Nouw]

I think about pulling out teeth, it gets me every time

I will try that tonight!

I just go on the internet and occupy my mind some other way.

Wow that sounds difficult, there's porn everywhere you look.

I chat to my beloved friends then!
[sub]And go on T.V. Tropes[/sub]

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

What do you do? What if your loved one isn't present and you don't want to resort to one-hand happy time?

I'm horny and won't resort to masturbation?

Well, assuming I'm in a private place, it would seem that you are living in some sort of fantasy world.

 

[monkey_man]

The pantsdweller must breathe!
But if i HAVE to supress it, it will only last a few hours.