So you're feeling a little horny...

[alimination602]

I do advanced calculas while listening to '101 Greatest Speeches from Margret Thatcher'- problem solved. I challenge you to find me someone who can maintain a boner after 2 hours of that. Even when the infinity sign kind of reminds you of breasts...

 

[Jonluw]

Since I'm as single as can be, I'll either ignore it if it is a situation where I can't masturbate, or I have a wank. What other options are there?

Edit: Seriously people. Are so many of you thinking that there's something wrong with satisfying your urges? "I have self control, so I don't masturbate" What? That's the silliest thing I've heard in a long time.

 

[Jonluw]

Why suppress it? I own a razor, and I can buy glasses if I need to.

Am... am I missing something? Do you pleasure yourself with a razor?

 

[Lionsfan1986]

Well, the options would be..

1) Play with myself.
2) Call up my lover and moan in the phone / headset.
3) See the other options.
4) Ignore my urges.

Minus 2-4!

 

[beer_nuts]

just picture your own mother and father gettin freaky.

 

[silasbufu]

I think about pulling out teeth, it gets me every time

I will try that tonight!

I just go on the internet and occupy my mind some other way.

Wow that sounds difficult, there's porn everywhere you look.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

What do you do? What if your loved one isn't present and you don't want to resort to one-hand happy time? Do you suppress it or actively search out a way to satisfy your little urge?

The internet is for porn FOR POOOORN!


That's all.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Please explain to me why I wouldn't want to resort to one-hand happy time.

But for the sake of contribution, I'll say that if I was horny and couldn't wank, I'll go for a run, or spend some time at the gun range. Most of my ambition is derived from the same pool of energy, so if I expend it on something else, the desire goes away. Mostly.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Is this a real concern? Whether or not it's ok to masturbate when your lover isn't around? Apparently this means some of you think that having sex with yourself is cheating, to which I reply that you are all idiots.

I know a girl who said she fond it weird if her boyfriend would do that. She also said she never did it herself.

So yeah, there are some weird people around it seems...

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I just relax and start doing other things. I'm not going to ruin my relationship with my gf just because I'm feeling horny and she's not around, and I'm not really one for one night stands anyway. If I can't beat it, I get around it by occupying my mind with other things, like raping face in one of my games or reading, or working out, or even something as crazy as doing something productive. XD

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Well, the options would be..

1) Play with myself.
2) Call up my lover and moan in the phone / headset.
3) {Find Randomer}
4) Ignore my urges.

There, fixed. And personally I'd go for (1) though I'd prefer to wait till I could get something real.

 

[drbarno]

I'd Draw something, or doodle would be more likely the correct word.

 

[infohippie]

Why suppress it? I own a razor, and I can buy glasses if I need to.

Am... am I missing something? Do you pleasure yourself with a razor?

Now, that would be hardcore, wouldn't it?
The razor is for shaving my palms, and the glasses for my eyesight of course.

 

[Jonluw]

Why suppress it? I own a razor, and I can buy glasses if I need to.

Am... am I missing something? Do you pleasure yourself with a razor?

Now, that would be hardcore, wouldn't it?
The razor is for shaving my palms, and the glasses for my eyesight of course.

Aaah, I see.
Maybe hairy palms would be awesome though. What do we know?

 

[Lionsfan1986]

No i mean I don't bother with numbers 2-4. Step 1 and done.

 

[VincentX3]

I like... blast off, every now and then.
It's perfectly healthy.

So...You're part of team rocket?

OT:You can only resist the urge for so long... it overcomes you little by little D:
Yea kinda hard to make a scary story about fapping

 

[VincentX3]

Why suppress it? I own a razor, and I can buy glasses if I need to.

Am... am I missing something? Do you pleasure yourself with a razor?

Now, that would be hardcore, wouldn't it?
The razor is for shaving my palms, and the glasses for my eyesight of course.

Aaah, I see.
Maybe hairy palms would be awesome though. What do we know?

Never mind my last awkward post that was here, didn't read all the way down.
Shaving your palms is awkward enough o-O How much hair must you have in your palms to have to shave them?

 

[BlackSaint09]

Id fight it as long as i could... Purely so it would be more enjoyable.