So you're feeling a little horny...

[AMMO Kid]

I think about pulling out teeth, it gets me every time

EDIT: I meant that it stops me being horny, not gets me horny. I'm not that weird

I almost pissed myself laughing at that haha

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Kind of an odd question.

If I have a lover who isn't present and I don't feel like choking the monkey, then there honestly isn't a whole lot else to do unless I have a very open relationship or I want to cheat.

 

[C95J]

strange, to think that this was the first thread I decided to click on after coming on today...

guess it just shows how my mind works

 

[Amberella]

I'd just wait for my boyfriend to get home.

He can't resist me. ;D
That and I have my ways if he tries to resist. 0

 

[SilentCom]

I asked the question to see what kind of answers I'd get from my fellow escapists. The idea of sexual tension was meant to bring out a type of conflict in thought. I guess I just wanted to know how you all thought in relation to having sexual urges... now I know I just opened a pandoras box of responses...

 

[FamoFunk]

Erm, I'll just ignore it and it goes away until said person I'm wanting sex with is in front of me. Then I'll just have sex with them.

 

[superbatranger]

Well, let's see. I don't have a girlfriend, so I can't call her and head to her place or have her come to mine. Nor can I go pick up a girl at some bar for a one night stand, because I'm just too damn shy to even think about how I'd manage to accomplish that. So, I masturbate. Alot. What can I say? I get horny frequently, and as an added bonus, some personal time helps me fall asleep.

 

[Worgen]

it depends, I like to save up all my horny for the end of the day for multiple awesome orgasms in a row but if I find myself really worked up during the day I might take care of it, depending on if Im home or not and how late it is in the day

 

[Ohhi]

I probably just go find someone to sleep with I don't have an outstanding relationship right now but you could call us fuck buddies and she understands what I have to do when she is not around.

 

[Nouw]

I think about pulling out teeth, it gets me every time

I will try that tonight!

I just go on the internet and occupy my mind some other way.

Wow that sounds difficult, there's porn everywhere you look.

I chat to my beloved friends then!
[sub]And go on T.V. Tropes[/sub]

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

What do you do? What if your loved one isn't present and you don't want to resort to one-hand happy time?

I'm horny and won't resort to masturbation?

Well, assuming I'm in a private place, it would seem that you are living in some sort of fantasy world.

 

[monkey_man]

The pantsdweller must breathe!
But if i HAVE to supress it, it will only last a few hours.

 

[lemiel14n3]

depends on where I am and how horny I am.

If I'm in private, I usually just masturbate

Otherwise, I put my hands in my pocket and slouch.

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This made a question arise in my mind,

How do the Scottish in their kilts handle a boner?

 

[googleback]

stick my dick in a Raspberry Pavlova WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?

 

[DonMartin]

That is all.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Why wouldn't I resort to one-handed happy time?

Well if the urge comes at an inopportune time, I just wait it out. Not much you can do about it, right?

 

[WendelI]

stick my dick in a Raspberry Pavlova WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?

Ahaha! this made my day.

I say i gotta go look for something in the basement and take my "Flashlight" with me because its dark.

 

[Nimcha]

I send dirty texts to my girlfriend. And she returns them in an equally naughty fashion. Bless her.