So you're feeling a little horny...

[SilentCom]

What do you do? What if your loved one isn't present and you don't want to resort to one-hand happy time? Do you suppress it or actively search out a way to satisfy your little urge?

 

[NeutralDrow]

Why am I limited in this hypothetical to "not resorting to one-handed happy time?"

I suppose if I'm in a spot where that's impractical (like in class and otherwise bored out of my skull), I just ignore it.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

don't want to resort to one-hand happy time

Implying that something like that ever happens...

 

[ronnom 666]

How about 2 handed happy time? Is that still in?

 

[Teeth Kicker]

How about 2 handed happy time? Is that still in?

This guy knows.

 

[Gruevy]

I will tie my arms and legs down to my bed for a week and beat it.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I have good self control so I ignore it, and putting cold water on yourself really helps to soften up your hard wood.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

sorry man, unless i'm not a home i don't bother to surpress it i just masterbate. if i am in public than chances are my mind is pre occupied.

 

[FrostyChick]

I would give in and play with myself...
I don't have very good self control.

 

[Vault101]

Soooo why would you ummm not satisfy your urge? this is 2011 and no one actually belives god hates you for it or or your hands will grow fur

 

[The Rockerfly]

I think about pulling out teeth, it gets me every time

EDIT: I meant that it stops me being horny, not gets me horny. I'm not that weird

 

[GrimTuesday]

I just kind of ignore it, it's not a big deal and it goes away after a while.

 

[Nouw]

I think about pulling out teeth, it gets me every time

I will try that tonight!

I just go on the internet and occupy my mind some other way.

 

[Lexodus]

don't want to resort to one-hand happy time

Implying that it's not a good thing which can seriously reduce your risk of cancer.

Well, unless my girlfriend's around, and if she is then we'll get up to something.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

IF my partner isn't around, I suppress it normally. I've gotten quite well-practised at repressing my 'urges', so to speak.

 

[Shuswah_Noir]

I just ignore it..

 

[BENZOOKA]

Happy-handed times for everyone. I don't really get the point of this.